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Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

https://youtu.be/kPa0AJqAwHg

The rap game just got a new contender for the throne

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 21:06

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:06

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Hihohe posted:

Does this guy have a Rap Sheet I can laugh at

http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=157766

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 22:31

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

http://i.imgur.com/o2cLiTN.jpg

Homemade Real Doll.

I've heard of boners but this is ridiculous

# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 01:40

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

I work with a bunch of Mormons and they all take their daughters to purity balls. A lot of them just see it as something sweet to do with their daughters and don't take it seriously. They never really have a good answer as to why there aren't any purity balls for their sons.

The Mormon wives who work outside them home seem fairly well adjusted, it's the ones who sit at home all day with 4 toddlers and only ever interact with other "Mormoms" that get really weird. One of the Mormon kids in my deptartment would fit into this thread pretty well. Almost exclusively wears Tap Out button up shirts and has a vast assortment of leather wrist bands. Cranks Seven Days Grace and John Mayer in his car at lunch.He'd been dating a mormon girl we worked with for about 7 months before he proposed. She loved Disneyland, but he couldn't afford any time off, so one weekend he said "were going camping" but drove his girlfriend 9 hours from Reno to LA, proposed in the Disneyland parking lot, then they drove back right away.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 09:09

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Would canine nazi furries hate other furry species? Other breeds of furry dog? Could we see furries sent to Meowschwitz or Dauchsonau?

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 15:40

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

shadow puppet of a posted:

Big Daddy is probably long deaddy by now but I'd like to remember him here, in happier days.

Why is he wearing swimming goggles?

# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 10:54

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

shadow puppet of a posted:

Basketball goggles, and, ironically because its what fits when you your scalp-fat has blown your head up to the size of a basketball.

Seriously? I know a couple of 300+ people who all wear glasses. I've never seen someone so fat they needed goggles and I live in AMERICA

# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 15:39

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Mans posted:

Okay, hit that click button!!

http://1man1jar.org/

I'm always amazed at how calmly he starts pulling shards of glass from his anus.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 02:28

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Verisimilidude posted:

Googling Francis led me to the true AUG that is the bodybuilding.com forum

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165755581

These are people who base their entire existence on their appearance, almost assuredly have body dysmorphia, and are probably immense assholes IRL.

Years of supplement abuse has left their brains withered and incapable of math

http://gawker.com/bodybuilders-try-fail-to-calculate-number-of-days-in-1677545788

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 00:47

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Fedora? Check.
Steam punk goggles? Check.
Discussions about katanas? Check.
Pedantic nerd? Check Check Check

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5rEm5H_CLw

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 23:47

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

BrigadierSensible posted:

And that type of parent is also the first to yell at Little Johnny if he misses a shot. Nothing like sucking all the fun and joy out of childrens games.

This the saddest thing. Every year we'd have at least one parent banned from attending Pop Warner games. Oddly enough the moms were more likely to actually start fighting then the dads. Having to console a crying child because Mommy winged an iPad into another mommie's face after a fumble and now the cops are taking her away is heart breaking.

This was in the middle of a Pop Warner scrimmage for 11-12 year olds.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 11:26

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHz9it70TdI

Giant coke glasses, button ups and bowl cuts. 90's fashion wasn't doing anyone any favors.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 22:54

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:06

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

twistedmentat posted:

So in a FB group, someone talked about how there was some kind of Steampunk thing in the park, and one of them creepily told his friend that she'd look really hot in a corset. That started a discussion about how Steampunk is probably as AUG as Furries or Bronies, even then at least they aren't romanticizing a period in history with massive social injustice and an acceptance of genocide and colonialism around the world. Nope, its an excuse to wear top hats, googles and have silly facial hair.

Anyways, we started making GBS threads on Steam Powered Giraff and then I discovered there are tons of lovely Steam Punk bands are they're all AUG as gently caress

Every single one of these bands has a guy who insists on being called "the Professor". They also look like they smell like a basement.

I ran into a steampunk guy at a bar a few nights ago. He was wearing a top hat with goggles and several cogs on it. He had brought a portable chess board with him and every few minutes he'd walk up to a girl and as if instead of staring at her phone all night would she rather indulge in a mentally stimulating game of chess and riveting conversation about philosophy.

There weren't any takers.

# ¿ May 9, 2016 04:09

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