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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Hello, friends!

A couple of threads ago I had the gall to say that wearing a hat isn't always considered wrong and laughable. Due to not being arsed, I didn't prostrate myself duly and present a picture before you of me, wearing a hat and holding some proof of my identity. I am here to rectify this mortal sin. Behold.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I thought it'd be funny. Ah well.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Siljmonster posted:

You're the personification of the word "Whilst".

"Concomitantly", "vis-a-vis", et cetera.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I'm the farmer's tan.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I kind of wish Trump wins, because that'd make American politics an even bigger farce than before.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I got testes excavatum from that.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Speaking of fat:

I saw my first wild panniculus today. He looked like the Michelin man in sweat pants.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Sweden, baby. 250 lbs is considered obese around here.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Don't worry about it.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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There should be a Judge Dredd-style unicycle for really fat people.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Qa'pla!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Birb Katter posted:

those are safety goggles, and maybe he has laser eyes and it is for your protection.

They're ruby-quartz goggles.

God! Get it right!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Trap sprung and all, but as far as I know, the Japanese standard of beauty involves an uneven set of teeth, where the central incisors and canines stick out below the lateral incisors, to make the woman look more childlike (and therefore more beautiful? I don't know man, it's weird).

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Eddie Nygma, rocking a blue variant.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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What, like three babies in a trench-coat with a wig?

Makes sense.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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He's doing the "Down low... TOO SLOW" gesture with a soap dispenser.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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You think my beard looks dumb? Then pay with your blood!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Im Splave.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I'm the stockinged leg-lamp.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I get what you're saying, but why would you eat staples?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Baa!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I'm the bare feet.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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trickybiscuits posted:

drat waste of a guy who looks like a thinner Michael Pitt.

He should have worn a white tennis outfit.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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It's Vladimir Harkonnen!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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LethalGeek posted:

Looks like a Guess Who reject

Does he look like a bitch?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Come on; what do you think they are, actual people? Pwah.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Obesity wears the body down quickly.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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TheKennedys posted:

To be fair to dorky fedorabro, he said his parents named the cat. That fact does not make any of this less goony.

Märtha-Louise is the princess of Norway, so calling a cat by that name seems reasonable.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I have a scarf like that.

brb, burning it

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Apparently the guy who posted this has tattoos of naked guys mutilating their dick and of a zombi nazi. Also he committed suicide.

e: dear lord that goatse in a box :goatsecx:

:nms: "It's afraid!" :nws:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Jazz is kinda the fedora of music.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Charlie Brown, no!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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His creepo is augmented.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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It's Count Orlok!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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"Hey, man, it's a representation of my ajna chakra. Don't be harshing on my mellow, man."

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I'm the same way that Justin Timberlake can wear a hat without it looking dumb: if you're hot, you can wear what you like.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Dahlia posted:

It's hard to pick a focal point of the aug here, but I'm digging the vagina/eye neck tattoo.

It might be the completely bog-standard glasses.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Healthy at any weight!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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He looks like one of the Muppets.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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They'll have the traditional headless horseman interruption, too! Classy!

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