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walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

"It's afraid!"

This is so awful it doesn't even register as grotesque, it like loops around to being silly-looking

# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 21:29

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 18:49

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Golem II posted:

I follow a Tumblr that posts cached pages from Geocities. This was one of the pages posted tonight.

This looks like a weathered corpse abandoned on Mt. Everest

# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 15:27

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

That classic noir detective in his Tyrolean hat and loafers :rolleyes:

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 14:50

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

twistedmentat posted:

That's a goddamn Zika baby. His skull is legitimately smaller than the shotgun's buttstock

# ¿ Mar 15, 2016 16:28

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

LostCosmonaut posted:

Isn't that the longest written work in the English language? gently caress the internet

No you're thinking of a spinoff to this series which is 1.5 million words long, it's the second-longest english work of fiction. The longest is a Super Smash brothers fanfiction that is 3.4 million words long

lol

# ¿ Mar 23, 2016 20:17

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Let's say charitably that the average person can read 250 words a minute. It would take you over nine straight days of reading to finish this "book" about the story mode of Super Smash Bros Brawl.

Or it would take you that long, except my numbers were outdated. The fanfic was finally completed in 2015 and is now 4 million words long

# ¿ Mar 23, 2016 23:06

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Those sweatshirts are going for over $250 on eBay

# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 03:07

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Boy George looking good

# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 03:19

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Solice Kirsk posted:

Jacklyn looks like the bad guy from Lost Highway.

Jackyln looks like Norwegian industrial frontman Mortiis

who is also pretty AUG i guess

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 14:23

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

There's a couple of those poor bastards out in the wild by now

# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 06:21

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 18:49

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

twistedmentat posted:

You know, if he'd just asked "would you like to play chess?" he may have had some luck. He had to add all that other crap to it and was probably asking the wrong women. I notice that weird awkward nerds always fixate on, for lack of a better term, conventionally hot women. There are lots of weird girls out there that may not look like a supermodel, but are a lot more approachable. What am I saying though? These are the kinds of guys who say "0/10 wouldn't bang" to Scarlet Johannson and Jennifer Lawrence.

Oh I should probably post the picture that started it

the lady in the background is the one who was told about wearing a corset. She has a "Oh please god take me anywhere but here".

Dorkus Malorkus in the pheasant hat looks like the sour women in an anti-prohibition illustration, but she's at least dressed better than her salmon companion

Also I don't think propositioning women to play chess in a bar would ever work

# ¿ May 9, 2016 14:03

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