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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

I am pretty sure I read on SA years ago a thread about a goon who knew someone (it may have been a family member) who had been sent to therapy because they'd not stop growling and hissing at people like a cat constantly, and in therapy bit the therapist extremely hard. This was probably 7 or 8 years ago. And other forums geezers remember that?

Anyways, if you were a kid in the 90s, you may have read the Doom novels. They were batshit insane and a friend's little brother had them and loved the poo poo out of them. And this is the man who wrote them
http://i.imgur.com/p31XnaJ.jpg
You just know he thinks "This is my best shirt". I think he became a war blogger, which is basically jerking off over the US blowing up brown people.

I think I got this from a TVT thread. http://i.imgur.com/rj3aVuC.jpg
I pray she never has a kid, because I'm pretty sure she'd abuse it hoping it would be gay to fulfill her fantasies of having a yoai anime life.

I need to go to a friends FB profile because she's posting the losers who message her on OKC and some are wonderful AUG material. One of them calls himself "Lord of Goth" and he's in his 40s, so he looks exactly how you expect.

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Horrible Smutbeast posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpK1gf-rw5s

:stonk:

This was filmed less than a 5 minute walk away from me. I'll never eat at that place again.

It saddens me that this being lives here in Toronto. They should go to the new Snakes and Lattes, it has All Gender Bathrooms where its nothing but floor to ceiling stalls, so any concern trolling by Crowder can be satisfied because the hypothetical perverts dressing like women to spy on actual women in the bathroom can't do that. Anyways, is the point of it that there needs to be a trans bathroom? If they identify as female, just use the womens one. It's loving clear from the video that both bathrooms are exactly the same and single person. It's such a loving stupid point to try to make.

It reminds me of the Asexual guy on tumblr who would point to all the sex everywhere and act all injured because he has no interest in it, so therefor the fact other people are totally down with sex, he's being oppressed.

I meant to post this here but I posted it in the Idiots on Social Media thread because it can get pretty AUG too

http://i.imgur.com/FAWwY61.jpg

That black guy in the background is thinking "WTF white people" but the white guy behind him is thinking "I want to leave my wife for that"

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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I want to

DorkusMalorkus posted:

People are really weird about bathrooms. When there's two single-toilet bathrooms marked "men" and "women," people will wait outside one even if the other one is free. It's a room with a toilet inside, it's not going to put up a force field to keep you out if it senses you have the wrong genitalia.

I've been to more than a few places that women have used the mens because the women's line was too long. If there are stalls, I can't see a problem.


Oh god, what the gently caress? This person is just mentally ill, either that or they have weird creepy age play fetish that they want to indulge in 24/7. The trans part is fine, they have a right to identify and dress how they wish, but the age part is just over the line.

Also, the comments...the comments "Liberials want to lower the age of consent to 10!" "What no they don't? Just NAMBLA and other pedo's out there want that" "No CULTURAL MARXISM AND FAAAAAAAAAAAAART POO POO PEE PEE"

If I remember, NAMBLA is actually really conservative outside of the boy loving part.

bradzilla posted:



whitepeoplechristmascard.jpg

That Aussie Sheppard looks like he's gonna make a break for it.

http://i.imgur.com/RUIY9Dc.jpg
Hello, I am so loving non-conformist that I apply my mascara like a football player, and wear a hat clearly 2 sizes too big. Because It's me mom, IT'S ME!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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I want to

titties posted:

You don't get it, in order to be regular people they have to have had at least $30,000 worth of dental work.

Sadly, this is pretty true. Though some people are lucky enough to not need it.

Speaking of choppers (I could not find a larger version)
http://i.imgur.com/yohNAP6.jpg
But looks like the daughter of Lon Cheney from London After Midnight.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Nightswimming posted:

Pretty sure those are plastic vampire teeth.

I was thinking how they looked unnaturally big, and that would make sense more than her being just inflicted with horrible giant horse teeth.

http://i.imgur.com/fpTxkEY.jpg
Soonercon's Guest of Honour this year is David Webber.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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and I'll die if
I want to

Inzombiac posted:

gently caress.
There is nothing in my wardrobe like this. The worst it ever got was a blue/grey DBZ shirt when I was 12 and even that was incredibly subdued by anime standards.


...but that Bulma shirt...

They're better than those DBZ short sleeved button ups that I always see at cons. And I know that Bulma shirt has mostly been sold in at least XXXL sizes, to men.


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Additionally, please enjoy this youtube video, "Being Furry In A Non-Furry World." I like this thread, let's keep things rolling. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbcnHx-BM2M

These guys don't seem to weird, and at least the wolf guy talks about packs and stuff, rather than the more common idea of wolves being bad rear end loners. But when the guy says "i've always had an attraction to cats" just sets off warning bells. If he had said "ive always preferred cats" it wouldn't sound creepy, buy using "Attracted" makes me think Fluffy has seen some poo poo. It also depresses the poo poo out of me that these guys all seem to be able to have stable, well paying jobs, because fursuits are not cheap.

2 people who messaged a friend on OKC. Her reaction is pretty spot on here
http://i.imgur.com/EcvpDTg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/25eeHqZ.jpg
Reasonably sure the second guy is a Moari gangster. He messaged her because she has Jason Momoa in her list of interests.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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From a few threads ago, but i haven't seen it reposted so here it is
http://i.imgur.com/KmWURqA.jpg

You can tell the women behind him are laughing at him, and I just know he always writes with that stupid quill pen (which doesn't fit with the rest of his outfit, its a mix of things thought of classy through about 4 centuries) and he always bitches that he doesn't have enough time to finish essay questions because it takes him 10x longer to write anything.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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I want to

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

You'd think somebody that dedicated to his gimmick would at least check the 'quill pen' wikipedia page

His knowledge probably comes from that Disney cartoon about the mouse that helped Ben Franklin. And simpler wooden stylus like pens were way more common in usage than big giant feather pens, which were more a show of wealth than anything.

And at first I thought it was a regular ballpoint pen with a feather attached you can get at gift shops at like Colonial Willamsberg or around Boston, but there's a jar of ink there, so its probably a dip or fountain pen.

I'm not sure how kosher these are, but I have a whole bunch of them.
http://i.imgur.com/kctNBGm.jpg
I first misread that as HUNGER not HUGER, so it was way creeper than it is.

I seriously hope this a joke.
http://i.imgur.com/WXl1AIs.jpg

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

nothing wrong with these imo :) well I mean, aside from being horrifying. And thank you for all of your contributions recently!

Cool. I've read AUG threads for ages and never managed to get in on one early enough to post stuff in it. I always was suspect of the terrifying OKC profile pics like that because I'm not sure how much they fit. I swear some of these have to be jokes because I cannot imagine there are people who are so unaware of themselves and others they think this is information that they want to have out there.

http://i.imgur.com/tXYFtRX.jpg
I bet he talks about "legitimate rape" a lot

This is most certainly Awkward, but the dude is owning it so hard it becomes awesome.
http://i.imgur.com/7JXmg83.jpg

Almost forgot about this.
"Plus sized" Model Tess Holiday is a giant loving shitbag (and not because she's so fat she can barely stand up on her own weight)
http://imgur.com/gallery/260BU

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Horrible Smutbeast posted:

Tess has always been AUG, and the people who thought she naturally looked anything like that were just as bad. Woman can't even stand up on her own (and requires assistance) and they think that she's model material.

Yea, someone I got into a fight with her online when she commented on a picture of her drinking a big gulp that was #healthyatanyweight. They were all "hell no, you cannot be healthy at any weight. You're body is literally not designed to handle that weight." She was in no way fat shaming, just saying that there is a point where you're just killing yourself by not bothering to take care of yourself and deluding yourself into that its everyone else thats wrong, not you.

And then this turned up on MIC.
http://mic.com/articles/122279/the-comments-on-this-plus-size-model-s-facebook-show-exactly-why-we-need-body-positivity#.YuZB4qIIG
I love how they call it concern trolling.

This guys beard is trying to get as far was from his mouth too avoid the poo poo that comes out
http://i.imgur.com/iHeCbvB.png
Holy poo poo I didn't notice the Palin picture in the background.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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cash crab posted:

:ohdear: how does this person use the washroom?

Also, I don't see many people like this, but lo and behold, a woman at the Save-On-Foods walked in front of me and gave me a whole new visual. Grade 2, I think.

I know they make butt cleaning wands for people who can't reach their butts. They were made at first for body builders, but now they're often used by the superfat.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Horrible Smutbeast posted:

You rest it on the tank of the toilet, duh.

Come over to Sherbourne sometime. The people here are hosed. Like the time I went looking at rentals I had to flee when a crowd of cracked out homeless people standing around on the street started waving knives around at each other. One guy even ended up dropping his pants and underwear when he grabbed his knife.

Also I've seen this woman wandering around the city, and possibly an older saggier version of her wearing nothing but a thong and a bikini top. It's bizarre to walk into a corner store at 1am and suddenly be greeted with a massive saggy rear end from someone who's almost naked is trying to buy a bag of salad mix.

http://i.imgur.com/bWdkIud.jpg

Queen and Parliament and Queen and Shebourne are pretty much the AUG district here. There's a guy who I see a lot who's pretty aug, and he's always wearing the same heavy leather jacket, sweatpants, high tops, and leather biker hat every time I see him, whether its summer or the depths of winter.

And I have seen this person, or at least someone very much like her last summer. I walked/ran every day in the summer because the beach is right there in front of my house, and they were just there in a tiny bikini with sag everywhere.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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I want to

shadow puppet of a posted:

Big Daddy is probably long deaddy by now but I'd like to remember him here, in happier days.



That dudes acne seems to have started to decay.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Shaved?

NSFW because of :gonk:
http://i.imgur.com/mKvA4Z3.jpg

Also, dude clearly has plugs that have been removed, which are always loving gross. Oh god, do NOT google that. :barf: I wish I could rip out my eyes now after that GIS. Though i do see a lot of people recently who've clearly taken out their plugs, and now their ears are just gross and wobbly. There was a guy on my commute for my last job who clearly has infected ones. This lobes were all red and crispy looking from dried pus.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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and I'll die if
I want to
The best thing is if you google around, many people who are either trans themselves or trans friendly are all "gently caress this person, they are not a feel good story about over coming oppression, but a deeply self centered person who is using a trans identity to seek out attention". The creepy thing is she claims to be a 6 year old, but also happily describes the age play sex she has with her "mommy and daddy". Oh and refers to the couples 7 year old grand daughter as her "big sister".

I found some quotes from people who she worked for at a transgendered help center

quote:

She has demonstrated herself as deeply narcissistic and self-absorbed, putting her own struggles as a white trans woman ahead of the struggles of trans women of colour in Ontario, of putting her own attempts at suicide in front of murdered black and brown trans women at TDoR gatherings.

This would otherwise seem like a quibbling over her character. When she was employed, however, as a trans consultant for a queer-focussed community centre and assigned to work alongside a few trans women of colour, she had a tendency to hijack client/community presentations and redirect these back toward herself (implying that she was the most oppressed trans person there was). Eventually, this cost Stefonknee her job.”

I feel like she's a deeply ugly person that seens in her trans identity a way to bring attention to themselves. And probably is a straight up pedo. I'd not be surprised to see a news story about her being arrested for child molestation, but claiming that the police are vile transphobs and that because she's actually a 6 year old girl, its nothing wrong. Ignoring the fact that a 6 year old has no idea what sex is.

This could not be more on the nose
http://i.imgur.com/Z3tlJAo.jpg

Off camera is his Katana. Though I can't imagine he could be as dashing as this guy
http://i.imgur.com/HARgfcE.png
His epic beard would make the most hairy lumbersexual pale.

Speaking of that, on I Don't Even Own a television recently did Snowcrash and one of the hosts asked "do you think this is what first started the pasty white guy and Katana cliche?"

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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sinking belle posted:

Reading Snow Crash when I was 12: omg this guy has a katana and a motorbike what a Badass
Reading Snow Crash when I was 20: hahahah this fuckin internet nerd pizza guy carries a sword around everywhere jesus christ

Yea I didn't read snowcrash until I was at least 19, if not later, and I could literally not get past the first bit because it was just so up its own rear end how clever it was. It was a parodying things in the worst kind of way, and I can see nerds latching onto it.

this is basically how I think Hiro Protagonist would look
http://i.imgur.com/uQFBLWw.jpg

THE HAT IS ME MOM! IT'S ME!!!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Vinny Possum posted:

I guarantee you that at least a few of these folks are pissed as gently caress that the new male lead is black.

Dollars to donuts its the guy with the Kaiser Bill.

So, Halfbeards?
http://i.imgur.com/k86XsgF.jpg
The fact the guy was arrested twice with the same thing means he actually does this as a choice, and didn't get busted half way through a shave.

I don't know what this guy is trying to do, but he looks like someone that would have donated the the Sarkissian Effect Kickstarter
http://i.imgur.com/fU5rD7w.jpg

:barf:
http://i.imgur.com/96phfod.jpg
I highly doubt this dude washed his beard after doing this. Beards never look clean.

Even celebs, who pay people to make them over cannot escape the bad facial hair choices
http://i.imgur.com/ZmW12FB.jpg
Adam Lambert, did you watch Iron Man 3 and tell your stylist "that guy with the bad Tony Stark Tattoo? make me look like that".

Oh no, Simon La Bon, what did you do?
http://i.imgur.com/b3mKSQO.jpg
Unless he's playing a Victorian factory owner, that is a bad, bad push broom

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Dogfish posted:

Hiro Protagonist is black/Asian mixed race, though.

:goonsay:

I can never decide if that book is insufferably pleased with how clever it is or if it's satirizing the entire nerd culture of being insufferably pleased with how clever one is.

That guy totally claims to have some Asian in him. Back when I was more heavily into the anime scene here, there was a guy who would always claim that he was part Japanese, hence he was more Anime than everyone else. He was as pasty and white as you imagine.

Dammit, you'd think there would be some good GIS hits for weeaboos, but it really just gives me Chris-Chan and that kid on the subway with the coolie on. I'm trying to remember the white girl that would make videos of her self "acting Japanese" where were little more than her staring wide eyed into the camera trying to do that :3 smile thing that is so associated with Japanese girls, and sometimes saying things with a prototypical "cute" Japanese accent. You'd think she'd be easy to find.

And yea, its the first one. The book is so pleased with itself that its making fun of cyberpunk it cannot stop winking and nodding constantly. Even in the dozen or so pages it sounded like someone on TVT's orthogonal fiction that is just a mash of a bunch of popular nerd things slapped together that to excuse its blatant stolen ideas, claims its satire. I'm glad I couldn't get far enough to read about the 15 year old girl who basically has sex with every guy in the book in detail.

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Nov 21, 2003

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Scathach posted:

Was it that one with the horrendously massive jaw/ugly teeth that went to Japan and embarrassed herself all to hell?

E: Magibon?




Yes! Her teeth looked like those fake hick teeth you get.

With that, I found her youtube channel. And she has a wikipedia entry. based on her videos, she got to go to Japan, meet her favorite idol and be a voice actor. The hell?

Angles yo.

I did find this
http://i.imgur.com/TgZLR8R.jpg
How to look half Japanese. Step 1 learn to use filters on photoshop.
She's like a Children of the Damned.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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bradzilla posted:

You missed the "Handsome Man Rocking an Ugly Suit Thread"

That man is gorgeous :allears:

Do we have a PYF Paul F Thompkin's Suit thread?

Mad Hamish posted:

This worst part of this one is that he could be an actually attractive person if he just cut his loving hair and ditched the hat. I mean, Christ, I'd kill to have a body like that but this guy is hellbent on driving away anyone who might be attracted to him with all this nerdy poo poo.

Yea, I was thinking exactly that. The guy is toned, looks like he actually takes care of his hair, but insists on wearing that stupid hat and posing with a Katana. he's probably 20 so the video game posters are excusable. Actually I think if a woman went "ew you play video games?" seeing those, and he had not brought it up or anything, she'd be the one with the issues. Video games are everywhere and everyone plays them.

cash crab posted:

I loving hate this guy so much and I can't explain why. He just comes off as this insufferable "LOOK AT HOW ~QUIRKY~ I AM" type of person.

He's like that Hipster pouring the milk on the squash court. LOOK AT ME, LOOK!!!!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Scathach posted:

^^^New to the internet, eh? We have such sights to show you...


Seriously. Glad I'm not the only one to think she looks at least ten over thirty. And there's clear butt photoshopping happening.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/nghZ22Q.jpg :nws:


Looks like Jeffrey Tambor in drag.

I think the obession with wanting to be an Idol Singer comes from buying into the idea they're all cute and cool and the music is so good and they have legions of fans that adore them. They ignore the fact being an Idol Singer is basically giving up your own life for your period in the group. You have to conform to the groups image, you're not allowed to have any relationships (seriously, idol singers get in poo poo if they're seen out on a date). Your have you practice constantly the dance moves and singing, because everything has to be perfect. This ignores the horribly creepy aspects of it like there are managers who are well known for demanding sexual favors from the Idol's they manage, and very few are actually charged with anything. Those legions of fans tend to be super creepy guys who are way to open with their fantasies and can make meet and greets terrifying.
Look at these poor women
http://i.imgur.com/xV7EDaq.jpg

I feel like Cringe Channel is cheating, but this
http://i.imgur.com/Ty3jjMf.jpg
I felt needed to be share. Gross another person! But this 12 year old on paper, she's so perfect!

I also came across an article about Japanese women saying things they don't find attractive, most of it is basically weirdo nerd behavior (wearing anime shirts everywhere, only listening to anime songs, going "nom nom nom" while eating) and there was a comment that drove so hard into "It's the womens fault for not finding being a man child attractive!"

some gross nerd posted:

The problem sounds more like it's with the girls than the people themselves.

If you ask the right Americans about what they think of gamers, you will get the SAME EXACT RESPONSE.

1. What's wrong with WEARING A SHIRT. It's a shirt, it's extremely common when you enjoy something to advertise it with a shirt.

2. Or knowing a dance. Normal people would consider you talented if you dance well, obviously it depends on the quality of the routine you started with (and I don't know whether "idol song" dancing is any good), but around normal people, doing a well choreographed dance routine is often met with applause (so long as it's not the completely wrong situation).

3. This has more to do with the cute aspect than the anime aspect. So guy's can't find things cute?

4. Ok, so referring to a character as your wife would probably be weird (it is somewhat dependent on the situation, which is not given).

5. What... Someone can't even enjoy reading?! (The comment specifies "cute sexy" comics, but the number suggests at all.)

6. "Frightening," while I agree that's kinda weird if it's not done jokingly, there's a difference between weird and frightening. I'm more afraid of her obsessive disgust.

7. Sparing use of onomatopoeia has nothing wrong with it. It's not exactly "normal" speech but there's nothing wrong with it, and it can be funny.

8. There's a big difference between using an anime nickname and requesting master-servant role playing (the latter could go into some freaky stuff), but the prior is suggested to be root of the problem. So I'm not allowed to acquire a nickname that is related to the medium I enjoy?

9. Singing karaoke is about embarrassing oneself... And if you only know anime songs, what else could you sing? I'm more concerned for the people who think saying "baby, baby, baby" for five minutes counts as singing. (but they have that right, I'm not a bigoted jackass like the women they surveyed for this.)

The women of Japan are so behind the times. As others have said, it only reaches the territory of weirdness if it is overly excessive, and such excessiveness goes for everything.

While some of these to too great an extent would meet that excess, most of these points alone are just someone having fun, and I could just as easily hate on the women who said these things for what they do for fun.

Note I don't consider myself an otaku, but that doesn't mean I have to be as ignorant as these women.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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This was linked in the comments, which i'm still reading because people defending this stuff is just weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwKkRzJ0GDs
I'm sure this is "no office, my huge kiddy porn collection is just for a joke" guy.

Here's the article i found if you want to read justifications and lots of "By my ASIAN GIRLFRIEND loves it when I say nom nom nom while eating".
http://kotaku.com/5885591/nine-ways-japanese-women-know-you-are-a-creepy-otaku

I love how weirdo nerds aways assume that if you're not spanking it to strike witches, you're out there getting blind drunk constantly. There's such a desprate desire for them to believe that the popular kids out there are the ones who are actually wrong and wasting their lives. Why go out to parties and drink and dance and have fun when you could sit at home and rank up in LoL while finishing a 2l of mt dew?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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cash crab posted:

:nws:Okie doke, then.:nws: There is just something so hilarious about this. I think it's a combination of the mask and the incredibly vacant expression she's perfected.

Ugh, wtf is with standing pidgin toed supposed to be cute? Who finds this attractive? Oh wait, pedos.

Oh dear lord
http://i.imgur.com/OWh8GHa.jpg

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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cash crab posted:



I can't stop giggling

The worst thing is I've seen moonblood used in more that one fantasy novel to describe menstrual blood.

Lana Period, that's me!

I GIS tv physics, and well
http://i.imgur.com/NoaYwDl.jpg

He's also a furry. I'm not sure what kind of furry, but one with a furry white nutsack for a head.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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cash crab posted:

I am so loving mad about how hard I laughed at this. I also read it in Groucho Marx's voice.

OH god, that makes that line so perfect.

So, what do you think this guy does?
http://i.imgur.com/Zo0oUOM.jpg
Porn star? Used car salesmen? NAMBLA spokemen?
Nope, 1980s evangelical preacher.
Greatest hits clip reel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhZrpbY4DqQ
Throw dice into the fire, and they screeeeaaaaaammmm

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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cash crab posted:

we are all tricked horribly by twistedmentats, it's okay

Awe man, what did I do?

Schnedwob posted:

Not sure what's with all the artifacting, but it's relevant enough:


Why do nerds think this is somehow cute and attractive? Adding those stage directions, and intentionally making it sound awkward are not things that will attract women. Women don't want guys who act like giant kids jesus loving Christ guys. He couldn't say "want to go to the amusement park with me?".

kinmik posted:

The word "female" no longer means anything to me.

I love the guy defending being a giant loving baby. Also, reading comprehension is hard. "Whats wrong with reading manga and smiling?" well, if you look at what the woman said, she said smiling from ear to ear while reading sexy cute manga (I think that's moe?), which implied creepyness.

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Nov 21, 2003

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cash crab posted:

This makes me feel ill.


You think of all relevant pictures and examples first and then stealthily post them in plain links so everyone here ends up going ":v: HEY GUYS I FOUND SOMETHING oh wait poo poo". It's funny.

Oh good. I was worried I was being a detriment to the thread! I plain text the image because way back when I first started here I posted a img link in a thread that was NSFW, even though I tagged it so, it was showing up. So no more that.

5er posted:

I bet that "turtle" pudgebucket that posts the awful mccafe, 'le' this 'le' that, images would eat this up. But odds are this guy's one of those 'nice guy' unfuckable heaps that keeps trying to play out of his court.

There is an idea of a girls like awkward guys, and I guess there is a cuteness to it, but in a Scott Pilgrim kind of way. You know, you're actually attractive and kind of cool, but are a bit of a goof. That's the part they haven't worked out. Plus a lot of these guys if they just cleaned themselves up, not spend every second of every day thinking and talking about games or anime, and talked with women like they're people they may have some success. Sadly, to these guys, they think they don't have to change, that its everyone else that has the problem.

Scathach posted:

What ever happened to the Tumblr thread anyway?





Oh dear lord, the combination Naruto headband and Fedora, its an unholy merging of nerd headgear.

I have been working PT at my local comic store, mostly on sunday, and in the mornings we have Pokemon. We are strict about the ages we let in. Basically, 12 is the oldest we'll permit, unless they are an older sibling of someone else playing, as there is a 16 year old girl who comes in every once and a while with her 2 younger brothers. Though over all its for kids. We did have a guy in his 20s ask if he could come in and we were very much "no, its for little kids" and he was visibly upset. Sorry dude, we are not going to have to explain to the moms and dads that come with their kids why some greasy guy is there with their kids.

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE gently caress???????
:NSFW::gonk::nms:
http://i.imgur.com/LN6lH1A.jpg

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

cash crab posted:

In this version of the AUG thread, have we talked about that couple at the mall yet?

You know the one. There was a leash.

Ooh that reminds me of something I used to see at Anime North a lot. There would always be these couples, and they'd be the same, tall, lanky greasy dude with those baggy goth pants and metal shirts, lead around on a leash by their short fat girlfriends who wore tiny plaid kilts and had YAOI written over every object they carried. They are also generally responsible for the yaoi paddle incidents that lead to their banning. For those who are blissfully ignorant, yaoi paddle are paddles with yaoi printed on them. Not sure what the point was, but they instantly were a hit and they began to be used as paddles are often used for, smacking butts. Both willing and unwilling butts. It was not uncommon for guys who are talking to get smacked and then followed by a demand for the guys to kiss or something. So ya, harassment straight up. They were banned very quickly, to which a number of yaoi fans whined about, but the Cosplay Not Consent people got involved and told them it was straight up harassment. The weirdest comment I saw was one girl say "it's not harassment when its boys!".

This is upsetting, I can't gis up any creepy yaoi fangirl pictures. I do find a bunch of people being really defensive about the subject though. And they make a lot of memes about how awesome they are. Oh and they totally fetishize actual gay men.


A few friends of mine in the fetish community have told me there are people in it that demand the right to wear fetish gear in public, to work. That their RIGHTS are being trampled upon because they can't wear the PVC body suit to their accounting job. What a loving selfish attitude.

Oh well, there's always NAZI COSPLAYERS
http://i.imgur.com/dh4fgGJ.jpg

No, never alright. I have personally told someone who was cosplaying that mouse thing from Helsing to remove their armband. They said "But its part of the costume!!!" and I said "and its a symbol of the extermination of millions of people. I don't care if its part of the costume, get rid of it or I'm having your badge taken away". I didn't get the whole SJW accusation, but it was close. Though another cosplayer whipped out their sewing kit and gave the mouse thing that thread cutter thing and removed the offending sun wheel from the arm band.


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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Postal Parcel posted:




All I've got


Yea, saw that one. Outside of the room, that girl looks pretty normal.

Okay, this is something maybe ladies can answer, but whats up with women who have bruises all over their legs? I can only assume that its something to do with shaving, or maybe its just more noticeable on women because they shave their legs and guy's hair covers it up.

And they can't be sex bruises unless there's some way of having sex that involves the lower leg, or outer thigh.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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I want to

Cosima posted:

The bruises are probably more noticeable because of shaving. I always have random bruises all over my legs especially in the summer when I'm outside a lot more often.

That's what I figured. I just noticed a lot of AUG girls seem to be covered in bruises a lot.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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and I'll die if
I want to

cash crab posted:

As a Lady™ I can assure you that shaving your legs doesn't result in bruising (unless you are hammering your legs with the razor). People who develop bruising easily usually have lovely diets, either qualitatively or quantitatively and not to be a bummer, but a lot of women have really hosed up relationships with food and either eat too little, or eat lovely food, or eat very small amounts of lovely food. They bruise like peaches because they're essentially dying. Source: I know a lot of women, and they share with me their hosed up daily menus such as "I eat some Skittles for breakfast so I don't pass out" and "I eat so I can forget my earthly traumas and now I breathe funny".

Jesus christ, that's just depressing, but I can believe it. I guess that would also explain why its so common among AUG women, because they're really hosed up lifestyles.

Picnic Princess posted:

My legs are consistently bruised because I have depth perception problems thanks to my glasses so I'm constantly walking into things and tripping over poo poo.

That's really sad to hear :(

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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I was unaware they made kids shirts in XXXXXXXL sizes.


What is with the gloves? Like seriously? All I can think of is they saw American Psycho and though Batman with the gloves on was the look they wanted. I'll say this, at least they look like they have showered.

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There's so much going on. The guy in the back with the Charmander or whatever seems to have a bunch of plastic pants hangers all clipped together. It's not as WTF as the rest of the image, but what?

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Top hat, check. headphones from best buy, check. plane black T from walmart, check. Mom's wine glass filled with grape juice, check. Ladies, bend over and drop 'em.

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Body mods are just loving gross. You chose to look like that, deal with people thinking your a freak. I also love his 300$ wireless beats headphones. We are probably looking at a decent used cars cost worth of human poo poo.

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I roofied my fuckdoll because she was putting up too much of a fight.

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I have 100% sure these guys are proactive in giving out hugs, and get really pissed off when people avoid them. The tigers free hug sign looks like it was used to kill someone.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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and I'll die if
I want to

Fathis Munk posted:


TBH I think both Twistedmentat and Cash Crab have repeatedly proven they keep terrible company since they keep knowing people appearing or belonging in this thread :v:

It's an anime con with 10k attendance, the AUG is everywhere. And yea, sadly, due to my interests I encounter a lot of AUG people. I may be friendly to them, because that's my nature but inside I'm going "oh god why can i shoot soapy warm water out of my hands this guy smells like an port a potty at a music festival!".


I like how his buddy is covering his face because he does not want to be associated with gunblade cat ears guy.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

You're saying you would touch that pillow with your bare hands?

Full Hazmat suit.

Have some Right Wing AUG! Stephen Crowder is a giant shithead who's so much of a right wing shithead, he got fired from Fox news. Probably because he couldn't stop making rape jokes on air. Oh he was also the guy that got popped in the face by a Union guy in Michigan.
http://i.imgur.com/AjYfyXu.jpg
LOOK AT MY WORKBOOTS! They make me a real man! And look, I have a wedding ring, totally NOT GAY!
http://i.imgur.com/c2CnoDC.jpg
He then tried to make a point about hypothetical perverts dressing up like women claiming they're transgender so they can spy on women in the lockeroom, by trying to do exactly that. Looking pretty comfortable there buddy.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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I want to

mds2 posted:

Is that dude just casually holding a revolver in subway?

Looking at it closest, it looks like it is actually made from the butt and action of an actual gun. Most gunblades I've seen are obviously not real guns, but not this one. It's like cosplayers buying mall katana's and walking around with them.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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and I'll die if
I want to

Haha, I ate all the food and now my people don't have any!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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and I'll die if
I want to

poptart_fairy posted:

Fat shaming doesn't work.

What about dictator shaming?

Trumpsupporters.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cU1l34F.jpg

I really hope those are airsoft/fake guns and not real, because that's some lovely trigger discipline.
http://i.imgur.com/RhOWKyE.jpg

I can't figure out if this swordsnerd is doing duckface or just has DSLs
http://i.imgur.com/Bzmczzk.jpg

Oh god the dog in the back has a thousand yard stare. It's seen some poo poo.
http://i.imgur.com/8HdySnO.jpg
Alternative caption, Dean Pelton has found love.

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Dear lord. That's worse than the fox man thing.

He's started to go Homestuck, kill it before it takes on other forms!
http://i.imgur.com/2ju3S5q.jpg

Too late!!!
http://i.imgur.com/2W7dC6M.jpg

I like how he left his goofy haircut and glasses on his dragon form.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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and I'll die if
I want to

Thump! posted:

They're very fake.

I figured, but I have seen guns that are real that looked fake.

Also, weird juxtaposition between the kids face and his body.
http://i.imgur.com/yKXKAmO.jpg

Oh hey its Wedding Brony guy in his natural habitat!
http://i.imgur.com/A5mFoXw.jpg

I was just thinking, how is there enough material from MLP to supply a 3 day con in a large venue? The cons I've worked/gone to are never single topic focused, they've got everything you can think of. Even like a furry con is going to have a variety of stuff going on. But Ponies, how much can you stretch out that material?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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and I'll die if
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Darth123123 posted:

"My interests...."

Like you and everyone on here aren't into poo poo that attracts AUG's?

Toast Museum posted:

Having seen most of it while looking after small children, I have no loving clue. I actually think it's one of the better kids' shows out there, but there's nothing about it that would make me want to watch it on my own. Like most kids' shows, it's a primer on social interactions with almost no subtext.

Actually, that might explain the draw for folks on the spectrum. Why this more than similar shows, though?

Yea. There's been a lot of armchair psychology of bronies but they all seem to think that the guys who are into it find it hard to relate to real women, becuase they have feelings and are their own persons, but pony's present an idealized an approachable female form, because of their simplistic and infantile characters. I will admit the art style is fairly neat, but that's the only positive I can think of.

Oh there's been some Bronies trying to explain why they find cartoon pony's created for little girls sexually attractive, its because their position is constantly "presenting" and therefor its totally okay to spank it to some kids cartoons and then talk about it on the internet.
http://i.imgur.com/uJIQv8g.jpg

Internet worship of children cartoons and nerds constantly reading deep meanings into things make me actively avoid things. I guess Gravity Falls and Steven Universe are good, but I am staying far away from them.

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Palisader posted:

If you do something bad or hurt someone, all you have to do is say that you're sorry and it's all okay! No matter how many times it happens, everyone will still be friends. So maybe this real life person reacted really poorly when they found out I was stalking them, and didn't forgive me and stopped talking to me, but I know Fluttershy would understand :argh:

That's probably a big part of it. Real life is super complex and hard but cartoons are simple and follow rules and can be easily categorized so its an easy fantasy to retreat into.

And we get stuff like this
http://i.imgur.com/rspbOUZ.jpg

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