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1 dog looking out a car window: haha hey this is great. the car is going so fast its like the dog is running that fast. sometimes the dog runs real quick from one window to the other---we know both windows are the same but its great

2 dogs out oa car window: wow theres a dog for each window. if they plan it right they can switch and enjoy both port or starboard youre getting a look at a dog

3 dogs looki ngout of a cars window: yeah one dog has to d stay in the middle. luckily dogs are really good at taking turns

4 dogs: you might be saying this is where the dogs start losing out but no honestly its just getting better and all the dogs are really happy

5: dogs in a car think of it like juggling dogs the risk is high but if you pull it off? huge return on your investment

6: uhhh ive never seen a car with this many windows but then again ife never seen a car with this many dogs either
7: ok funs fun but who is going to put this many dogs in one car. insurance would never cover it

8: i dont think all the windows on a limo go down but if you have the dogs its worth a shot

9: dogs naturally breaks into groups of 3. this is the only way to deal with 9 dogs at once

10: basically the dogs are in control now do NOT look into the mirrors

11: Car Crash with Dogs

12: Driver looks back at his many dogs, whom have faithfully followed him many miles. However, there arose a heated dispute among them over which one of them was considered to be the greatest. But he said to them: �The kings of the nations lord it over them, and those having authority over them are called Benefactors.You, though, are not to be that way. But let the one who is the greatest among you become as the youngest, and the one taking the lead as the one ministering. For which one is greater, the one dining or the one serving? Is it not the one dining? But I am among you as the one serving.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 07:30

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this car is actually standing still. imagine how fast the dog would seem if it was moving

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 18:58

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look honey the longer he stays in that window the bigger hes gonna get

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 18:59

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if you dont open that windshield the dogs will

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 18:59

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this is sick

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 19:00

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me too buddy. me too

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 19:01

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dogs know this is not a real window. they are not easily fooled

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 19:02

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i dont care how much that dog asks do NOT open those windows

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 19:20

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actualy im gary larsen. but youre right i am under arrest

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 20:39

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some people pack 20, 30, 40 dogs in a car. never heard of that happening? there is a reason

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 22:10

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 14:46

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dogcrash truther posted:

A dog alone in a car: This image represents the inherent tragic absurdity of life. The dog cannot leave the car (the windows are not open) but neither can he drive it.
A dog alone in a car (reversed): Haha the dog is in a car, on the ceiling.

A dog with a man in a car: This image represents faith. Where are they going? The dog does not know, but it must pertain to him somehow, or else why would the man have taken him along?
A dog with a man in a car (reversed): Lol theyre driving on the ceiling.Hang in there, dog, man, and car!

A dog with a woman in a car: This image represents prosperity and happiness. The woman be shopping, and she's taking the dog with, because she loves the dog.
A dog with a woman in a car (reversed): Duplicity. The woman tells everyone who objects to the dogs presence in the store that the dog is a service animal.

A dog with a dog driving the car: This image represents Death. A dog cannot drive a car. Not safely, anyway.
A dog with a dog driving the car (reversed): Unexpected death. Look out below!

Many dogs in a car: This image represents health. The car is the modern symbol of the body. A bunch of dogs are lively. This is a body full of lively things.
Many dogs in a car (reversed): It's a whole bunch of different kinds of dogs and they're probably playing poker or some poo poo...upside down!

Dogs, no car: Hell yeah.
Dogs, no car (reversed): lmao

# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 06:21

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