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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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I am unhappy that we went for three instead of glorious TDs

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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I love halftime interviews with the coaches

"Coach, what do you need in the second half"

"gotta play hard, play to win, be tough, say prayers, eat vitamins, score more, have the other guy score less, throw the ball when we are not running the ball, get to the endzone"

"thanks coach for the insight"

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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BALL DON'T LIE

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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warcrimes posted:

You did see the field almost literally explode under his feet on consecutive plays, right?

the field has good taste

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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warcrimes posted:

Is that a new type of landmine or something?

we paid off Buffalo Wild Wings

Unlimited free ketchup at all their locations

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Game tied after fraud refs ignore perfectly legal and awesome fumble recovery touchdown

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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gg Raiders but you must be ashamed of yourselves for being tied after blatantly deceptive and illegal behavior by the refs

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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in the interest of fairness this interception should be overturned

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Karma exists Oakland and righteousness is returned

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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btw did anyone see the new Bond

It was pretty good until they decided to go the desert

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Petite Dinklage posted:

Seeing it at 3:45PM CST

Once they are in the desert you can just go home and its all good really

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Eat_at_Milliways posted:

when did Bond RSVP, "hey, coming to your place, need a lift from the train station"

Did Bond have a plan? He was literally like "brb gonna literally just sort of wait outside your evil base until you come by with a loving chauffeur"

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Blitz7x posted:

I didnt get the needles thing which apparently had no effect?

I always design my torture machines to release the prisoner when the panel is destroyed

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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The love interest in the new movie was absolutely heartbreakingly beautiful and I am glad that she has 20 minutes of lesbian sex scenes in another movie because wow she is pretty

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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4 RING SHRIMP posted:

It really wasn't but it's a bond movie so I liked it. If I see a movie in theaters, 9 times out of ten I'll say it's among my favorite movies ever.

Its very close to Casino

If I had to rank it goes Skyfall-Casino-Spectre-Quantum

The last thirty minutes are just weird and rushed and pointless

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Also, I let all my prisoners keep their jewelry on.

I have studied James Bond for his entire life. I know everything about him intimately. He has no secrets from me. holy poo poo his watch explodes who would have guessed?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Groovelord Neato posted:

the lady in the new mission impossible is moreso

moreso beautiful or moreso lesbian sex scenes because I am calling your bluff on that second part

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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4 RING SHRIMP posted:

I can live with that. How's Waltz?

He tones it really really far down so if you were expecting him to chew scenery he doesn't. He definitely pulls the Inglorious Bastards style terrifyingly calm and genial thing though.

He would probably have been the best villain if he had more screentime.

You can also tell he is super scary because he spends half the movie wearing flood pants and loafers without socks and no one calls him on it.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Seriously Waltz spends the whole movie dressed like Dr Who in a circus

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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4 RING SHRIMP posted:

Hm. Cautiously optimistic, now I can't wait though

If they had let him just be mysterious he would have been great but they shoehorned an absurd amount of backstory and motivation into his character in the third act and its like "wait what?"

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Chokes McGee posted:

God loving dammit I just had to put my car down Raiders, i need some small comfort, you do not gently caress up this game you hear me

you do not gently caress this up

Well you should be used to having a lovely Carr at this point

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Pink hair running back just clowned your whole bitch defense

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Someone make that football into a teddy bear and its a pretty funny gif tbh

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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somewhere bad african accent will smith cries a single tear

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Hey Raiders

pss

Raiders

over here

guess what?

Get hosed Raiders

get hosed

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Winkie01 posted:

Other angles of death




This is disgusting. Teddy could have broken that guy's elbow leading with the helmet like that. The NFL needs to care more about safety.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

Hey Raiders

pss

Raiders

over here

guess what?

Get hosed Raiders

get hosed

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Hey Raiders

all aboard the SS suck my loving balls

tickets are free, the balls all salty

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Probably Magic posted:

If you're shittalking the Raiders, how far has your life fallen.

They've weirdly beaten us when they haven't deserved to a bunch recently

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Fullback touchdown

the first in the nfl since 1955

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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ok time to clown the Raiders defense with another fifty yard pass to Brown

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Blitz7x posted:

It's not nice to pick on the handicapped

I didn't say anything mean about Bridgewater

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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warcrimes posted:

I thought you were a Browns fan?

give it a week

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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In a tribute to the troops the NFL is going to get its poo poo hosed in by a pickup team from Afghanistan

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Soothing Vapors posted:

please dont beat me to sick Mel Mudkiper burns, tia

Athanatos is the current champ

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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:smith:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Ben needs to learn to fall down like Tom Brady

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Put Ben in a giant loving cast and just tell him to stay in the pocket

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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dirty injury causing fraud fucksuckers Raiders are placed deep into bitch mode

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