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Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


I actually trust these guys to produce a product because they look like complete loving goons:


Subject A



I mean look you can be fat if you want, but does he have absolutely ZERO self awareness? Like, put on a button up or something to cover up your man-tits in your $1M kickstarter pledge-drive video. I wonder how he maintains that dope beard.


Subject B



Yes, I play the acoustic bass in the office, my cubemates love it. As I say to my pillow while I'm crying into it at night, "Eat. Sleep. Code." Same hairdo as the first guy, but a bit more of a scruffy "meth user" look. Also, if you want a map for the biggest in game city, it's right there on the monitor.


Subjects C and D



I guess these guys don't look that abnormal (aside from the rainbow unicorn shirt). I just thought this was the most emotionless emo stabbing I had ever seen (and I've seen a few). Once I heard the words "much like in real life" slip from his dumb foam-sword holding brain I knew this was the game for me.

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Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Almost like an arcade game...

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


How fat can I get in CoE? Can I be obese like a landed noble? Will getting fat incur movement speed penalties? Can my character die an early death due to cardiovascular disease?

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


SpatialOS is built by a company called Improbable... sounds about right.

From what I read, SpatialOS is basically a distributed computing system but for games. Kinda like a big Hadoop cluster or something. I guess Worlds Adrift is using it too so maybe it isn't all hype? Sounds like it at this point tho.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


forge posted:

Did you see the map they released?



Think of all the persistent fish in that ocean

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Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Brumaldo posted:

Is the fish going to age in real time?

The 1 fish that spatialOS running on a farm of 98 era pentium cores can support, yes

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