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Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
well the simulation might come to an end sooner than later

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Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
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Well that solves that.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
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Long story short, socialism will save lives.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

I just realize that these diary entries take place over the course of two days. This dude just spent a weekend experiencing his own suicide dozens or hundreds of times in a row.

The Ambassador might have lost his mind.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

If Trixie killed the sleeper it'd stop his magic too.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Peanut Butler posted:

that said, I'll reiterate: where tf the lesbians at

they're busy fuckin'

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Lyndon is the best boyfriend.

gimme all them bananas

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Roobanguy posted:

Spider president died after the embassy heist right? At work right now so I can’t check.

Yeah, Zoozo Zlen dies in the simulation. Here's when Lyndon touches the Scepter:

http://trixie.thecomicseries.com/comics/354

I hope Zoozo Zlen makes it out, he seems like he'll be a great president when he finishes reading all the books.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Audrey's happy at least.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
http://trixie.thecomicseries.com/comics/393

Well done everyone!

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
http://trixie.thecomicseries.com/comics/395

Glookvyn Snung seems like a piece of poo poo. An honorable piece of poo poo, but still kind of a piece of poo poo.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
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Well at least Lyndon is willing to admit how silly he was, even if it's sarcastically.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
Man I hope nobody in that building is irrationally afraid of snakes.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
yes but Audrey will pull his rear end out of the fire like always

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

theironjef posted:

Well, the witch isn't looking back, so countdown til Trixie just grabs a convenient poisonous snake starts now.

Now that's a plot twist.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
Jesus Templethrasher.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Ague Proof posted:

The tree wizard had a lot of build-up so he might appear in the real world. But Thorsby is known to casually introduce these things and then never show them again so who knows.

Tree wizard was there to give Lyndon something to think about, but Audrey stopped him from being stupid.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Mr. Steak posted:

I mean, most of why Lies is so good is that it's sort of a classic sitcom scenario of juggling lies, except it goes on for about 20x further than any sitcom character ever gets.

e: Well, Jim is an irredeemable rear end in a top hat who doesn't deserve a happy ending, but whatever lol

just like most sitcom characters, then

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
Jesus christ Thorsby is so good.

Klara's consistent competence is wonderful, but Trixie got in on the action here.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Mr. Steak posted:

is anyone else highly concerned that zoozo is simply going to get murdered on his way out of the building

Hopefully Zoozo stops the Ambassador from fleeing and gets credit for stopping the coup and the wave of popularity allows Zoozo to implement all the good socialism stuff he's learning about in those books.

Zoozo Zlen will be a great president :kimchi:

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

NOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO

YESSSS

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Best president.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
god i am so glad i voted for zoozo zlen

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
Zoozo Zlen is actually the best president and I hope he enjoys life with his wife and their 36 children.

Barbara seems so much happier now that she's not so angry.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Pistol_Pete posted:

Where is today's update? Is that the ending? I demand a 'The End', at least!

You're a day early. Or rather, it'll show up in 16 hours and 44 minutes from this post.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

uvar posted:

I feel like we spoiled this one a little by putting all our intellects together and noticing the scepter's deal too early. Not that it was that subtle, but it would have been a pretty neat twist.

I agree, we are WAY too smart and handsome.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Kurvi Tasch posted:

The zoo-keeper looks surprisingly chill around someone who attacked him with a poisonous snake.

Zoozo Zlen was a really good president, and Trixie was okay too, and Klara is married to Trixie and helped save Zoozo. What's a little poisoning in service of the greater good?

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Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
Not soon? gently caress

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