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Yeah, as per this explanation. Which is too bad, because Audrey would be able to go back to get that super-expensive metal. Also, they wouldn't be about to die horribly by madness worm.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 06:40 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 01:40 |
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Oh whatever, you're just mad because your castle got destroyed in a way that didn't also kill everyone in a giant madness worm rampage.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 03:20 |
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114 So I think we can say "called it".
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 08:35 |
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117 MAYOR WAS BEAR Also, this is totally gonna happen in Audrey's tavern...
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 03:20 |
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Also, that which nobody in the vicinity is interested in putting down.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 00:45 |
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Maybe they can convince giant Grover there to run for president.e X posted:I am a little bit confused, why did they plan to create another candidate, I thought the Old Lady was going to be the second decoy? I don't think anyone, even the old lady, was buying that just standing next to an open manhole counted as an act of superb heroism.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 11:52 |
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124 Well, I wasn't expecting something like that.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 02:02 |
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Also, that politics would be better if politicians had to go dungeon crawling for funds.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 05:02 |
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At least Trixie and Uncle Juju can bond over their taste in wine. Although knowing Thorsby there's going to be some mix-up where the snake gets milked and its venom ends up in the wine glass somehow, and before you know it half the cast is piled up unconscious in various closets while the other half run around making excuses to the Inquisition.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 04:43 |
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I was expecting the Inquisition to be some kind of terrifying holiday. It didn't occur to me that's just what they call the debates, but it makes perfect sense.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 07:51 |
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theironjef posted:Uncle Juju has the third question. Gotta be. Well, fourth.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 08:14 |
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I don't think Lyndon's a likely suspect, since he was specifically named as an accessory to the murder. Plus he would probably be less surprised to find the body there. I'd bet on Barbara Everdark being behind it, probably after yelling at the vice president. All we can know for certain is that the snake whose venom just knocks you out is going to play a major role in this murder mystery slash comedy of errors. Possibly the technically illegal wine, too.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 19:11 |
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Alternatively: the police already caught the real murderer and know the whole story, but they're going to use that snake with the knock-out venom on her before she can even explain.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 03:13 |
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137 Here we go!
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 04:48 |
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139
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 09:47 |
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Zinkraptor posted:I was hoping the misunderstanding between Trixie and Audrey would continue longer, as there would be a lot of potential for Thorsby shenanigans, but I'm sure there'll be many zany situations anyway. That's what I thought would happen, it's cool he can mess with the expectations he created like that though. Speaking of hijinks, there's the snake! It only knocks people unconscious, but he's gonna die somehow anyway.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 09:13 |
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She's not evil, she just laughs that way. 145 This VP's about to get the worst death yet. Buried alive or fed into a woodchipper or something.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 22:21 |
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So close. Considering the first arc turned into Pokemon, I guess this one just turned into Yu-Gi-Oh.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 10:39 |
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HBar posted:154 Actually that would be a tidy way to wrap this all up. Everyone will think Julius is dead, so they don't have to worry about keeping up the charade long term. But it would mean losing Hank Genocide, and that's unacceptable.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 02:27 |
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"This looks like the end for good old Hank!" is the kind of thing I would say if I were good old Hank.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 09:31 |
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At least he lived a relatively long and possibly happy life.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 02:32 |
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No wonder Trixie's going into politics, she's a goddamn Machiavellian mastermind.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 01:40 |
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My money's on Klara just throwing the snake at him.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 21:26 |
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It's only two corpses, Audrey. That's one of the smallest amounts of corpses you can have.
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 09:10 |
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I don't know why they're so worried, at this point killing vice presidents is basically the Diabolican national sport.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 19:36 |
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That poor zookeeper is going to get the blame for everything.
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# ¿ May 19, 2017 07:49 |
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Here we go. Note that all this is taking place while the cops are still looking for them.
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 06:55 |
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Quest...complete?
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 20:33 |
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179 Oh yeah, Trixie is homeless after all this huh.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 08:57 |
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I really want to see Audrey's version of the "if you hurt my sister" speech.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 05:45 |
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The Lord of Hats posted:Lyndon, Audrey is indeed the best, but what you're doing here is inevitably going to end in disaster. You are going to be creating an illusion and get distracted by Audrey, and then you're going to have to deal with the fallout of creating a naked Audrey illusion in front of her. His beer didn't turn into a naked woman when Audrey started yelling about strippers, so he's probably fine. ...no, who am I kidding, that is exactly what will happen. And then Audrey just laughs her rear end off at him.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 15:35 |
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Maybe mindless undead perform all manual labor in Diabolica. So the necromancers are striking because they have to get it all done with a skeleton crew.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 03:24 |
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I was going to say that can't possibly be right, but then I realized the last few "Uncle Juju" strips were all about who's sleeping with/wants to sleep with who, so maybe it was setting that up.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 23:21 |
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My first thought was "this is some guy trapped in the cave who has survived by pretending to be nuts so the mind muggers don't want him." That seemed appropriately Thorsbyesque.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 07:31 |
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I dunno, that's basically just a smug way of saying "lighting people on fire isn't very reliable if you need them alive".
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 03:32 |
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Heh, the design on that blue guy. "Okay Audrey, the power is yours."
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2017 06:09 |
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Only Hank Genocide can save them now.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 11:59 |
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That was just sad, Trixie.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2017 23:06 |
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I'm suspicious of this guy. Partly because he makes all these wild claims and even Klara hasn't heard of his species, but mostly because he's Elf Hobo Captain Planet.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 01:08 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 01:40 |
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210 Man, the party's not in a great position here. Lyndon doesn't have his spells, Audrey doesn't have her sword, and Klara doesn't have any knowledge of this species. And even worse, she lost her hat.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 02:57 |