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I like the one that's just a starry void shaped like a person. That's hardly even impossible!
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Mar 25, 2018 19:05
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I like how parrot dude is actively shouting about his presence instead of just stealthily flying away. Good plan, idiot.
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Mar 26, 2018 13:28
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Drunk Theory posted:I see you've never owned a parrot. (The Gauntleted Man-Mind is my Jack Kirby tribute superhero)
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Mar 26, 2018 20:06
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Fish lady owns.
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Apr 9, 2018 15:49
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Oh, my human scarf is so warm and comfortable. Lala-lalala.
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May 7, 2018 18:38
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"Their magic turns blunt weapons into jokes. But blades shall turn the jokers into corpses!" -probably a Psalm or something, I don't know
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May 11, 2018 15:14
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The heads are left over just sitting there even though he's gone
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May 14, 2018 05:42
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The Lone Badger posted:Severed heads aren't impossible. They're quite common actually.
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May 14, 2018 13:04
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Android Blues posted:I love how Lyndon used to be outraged at Audrey using his pacifist magic to kill, but now he's just like, "yeah, good job mercing that lady!".
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Jun 1, 2018 17:20
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cant cook creole bream posted:That's kinda unfortunate. I want to see a situation where he has an incredibly useless spell and tries his best to harm or murder someone with it.
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Jun 1, 2018 23:17
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If you intend to physically pick up Lyndon and beat the witch with him, does her spell summon him?
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Jun 11, 2018 20:39
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:I know that receptionist is probably working for the president, but I really want her to just be like that. it's Thorsbyer that way
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Jul 21, 2018 06:33
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They can indeed
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Jul 31, 2018 01:03
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Only a thousand lousy ducats per cupcake?
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Aug 6, 2018 08:35
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Pistol_Pete posted:Lostclock and Rolf Rust dead. A mountain of other corpses (an uncomfortable number needlessly killed by Anette under the influence of the sword). Anette and Bianca's friendship destroyed. The 2 hitmen unleashed on a fresh world to cause havoc and murder. Maythorn and Anette have a tentative future together but that's really the only thing salvaged from the wreckage. I guess that's technically 'happy-ish"!
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Dec 31, 2018 14:19
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I still love their flag with its circle of four bloody-knife-wielding hands stabbing each other in the back
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Feb 15, 2019 07:44
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Also, my dad is 87 and in real poor health. loving Thorsby
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Mar 8, 2019 18:14
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Why did nobody follow up on his suicide note although I guess also we are looking at the only person who'd care
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Apr 8, 2019 12:41
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The Lone Badger posted:I wonder what purpose the war serves in extending his life?
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Apr 12, 2019 21:03
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It's interesting that the stars always vanish on the same day if the Ambassador is looking at "every future" - that suggests different times, which suggests that the stars vanishing might not (entirely?) be related to the time of death and the scepter's universe simulations?
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May 21, 2019 16:48
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Trixie Slaughteraxe for President of the universe
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May 22, 2019 04:49
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I wonder if Thorsby knows we're here doing all the math on the scepter and lightspeed. I wonder if he likes us 
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May 24, 2019 17:13
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Synthbuttrange posted:The only thing Lyndon will remember is being bald.
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May 30, 2019 01:24
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Meme Emulator posted:Oh yea, I saw you kissing a bunch of dudes before. Guess you can live. "Oh yeah, I remember you kissing a bunch of dudes earlier. Guess you can live." dude's got a dudes-who-kiss-dudes section of his memory for, uh, no reason I'm sure
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lmao I like how it's one spell that does both for maximum hilarity, he clearly didn't just forget he had it
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Jun 3, 2019 05:25
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lol at "Barbara wins in every universe, oops, she played herself" although I do wonder how it's random candidates, given the ridiculously specific way her scheme backfired, I guess it was mostly random who won the actual vote so she'd have to use different schemes every time
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Jun 17, 2019 13:53
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sirtommygunn posted:I am disappointed he learned to make his hand stop glowing.
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Jun 29, 2019 13:56
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the banana peels left over from their meals
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Jul 1, 2019 09:23
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They needed something that other wizard was not irrationally afraid of.
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Aug 31, 2019 03:27
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Drunk Theory posted:Honestly, being afraid of the snakes with such deadly venom seems reasonable to me.
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Sep 1, 2019 13:06
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:Things really would have worked out for the ambassador if it weren't for that one incredibly deadly snake.
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http://trixie.thecomicseries.com/comics/416 "Come on! We stole a couple of horses, I'll explain while we ride!" Sometimes Thorsby's sentence construction just really knocks it out of the park.
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Sep 20, 2019 02:31
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how the hell do the guards not know Audrey there's no way this is her first time storming the gates shouting stupid poo poo
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Sep 27, 2019 23:31
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The "fake heart attack" plan IS stupid, she's not wrong.
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Nov 13, 2019 13:20
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Yep, didn't see that one coming. I mean, I knew it'd backfire somehow, but I expected a cheap divorce snake or something, and then when that didn't happen I figured now would not be the time. Thorsby is the best.
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Nov 15, 2019 16:18
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Libra posted:I hope there are no mean political cartoons about Zoozo in this universe. he's not smart but that's ok Zoozo 2020
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Dec 2, 2019 20:14
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nimby posted:It's going to end on a page where a wizard lets go of his Hypothetical-Magic-Effect-Analyzer and goes "So that's what'd happen if I made a Sceptre of Death".
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Klara has the same facial expression when she's not enjoying her job at the bar as she does when she's working at the zoo 
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Tiger posted:(Yes, I think she's happier at the zoo)
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