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Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Apocron posted:

I hope every arc ends with him killing someone.

:same:

The pacifist wizard needs the parties highest body count.

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Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
I'm curious what type of porn the sentient silver mine demanded.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Eeevil posted:

So wait, if he's willing to murder people to eliminate his political opponents, why didn't he start with, you know, his political opponents?

Because if the vote isn't split between him and Trixie then he'll win. Also, Barbara Everdark is ridiculously protected from murder.
Best he'd manage to get would be killing her Vice President.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Ha ha ha. This is going to end up with the new Vice Presidential candidate being hung for the murder isn't it.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

At least he lived a relatively long and possibly happy life.

Now now I'm sure he's not dead...yet.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Okay, now the snake just needs to bite the officer and all the problems are solved.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

BiggerJ posted:

#165

Desperate times call for additional farce.

Oh dear, this does not seem like Hank Genocide's best idea ever.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Have you ever discovered a body while looking for the tools to bury a dismember body.

Don't ya hate that?

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Okay quickly Audrey. Weekend at Bernies the severed head seems the only way out of this.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Ziv Zulander posted:

174

He's not making it out of that room alive, is he?

The snake is going to bite him. In fact, I expect the very next page will have the snake getting tossed at him.

Drunk Theory fucked around with this message at 18:02 on May 26, 2017

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
175

Not exactly impressive calling this one, since the snake was kinda obvious. Also, it seems snakes in this world come in all kind of human senses.

Drunk Theory fucked around with this message at 05:48 on May 30, 2017

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Tendales posted:

Yes you are, Audrey. Yes you are.

"You are a good person after all Audrey." You chop up the bodies without question.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
I'm the guide to pixie sex.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Socialism is good!

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Ok Lyndon, you really need to kill someone and get rid of this drat spell.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Oh, so they now believe someone is a traitor to their group. No way this could turn into a comical farce. Nope, no way at all.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

235

His new spell turns him into a Looney Tune.

This is the first time I've actually thought one of Lyndon's pacifist spells was actually practical. And it's sad he lead off showing it with "I can stretch with this" as opposed to "I am immune to blunt force trauma"

break-up breakdown posted:

looking forward to the spell killing someone while he's stretched out and lyndon having to sped the rest of the series with a 6 foot neck or something

This should absolutely happen though.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Well Lyndon might have a shot with Dr. Slanderlord here.

And the basement is going to be full of blood.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
http://trixie.webcomic.ws/comics/260

Oh no, stretch armstrong is sacrificing himself.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Cat Mattress posted:

The Impossible Ones we had seen before were pretty tame, all things considered.

I'm personally terrified of sheep-stopsign tornado.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I like how parrot dude is actively shouting about his presence instead of just stealthily flying away. Good plan, idiot.

I see you've never owned a parrot.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
http://trixie.thecomicseries.com/comics/262

Sploff!

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Synthbuttrange posted:

Hey it's not his fault if his clothes go on a murder spree

Technically, he threw his clothes at her, so it is sorta still his fault.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Look, is it really her fault if all continuities lead to murder.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Well that was painfully obvious. No wonder it caught Lyndon.

Drunk Theory fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Sep 22, 2018

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Synthbuttrange posted:

http://trixie.thecomicseries.com/comics/316

Does this count at Lydon's fault? Who'm I kidding it's all his fault.

I’m not sure how Mr. Painatorium is responsible for the giant zombie wurm, but I agree this is somehow his fault.

Did not expect giant zombie wurm.

Drunk Theory fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Oct 5, 2018

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

super sweet best pal posted:

A disgrace to her family name.

No kidding.

Just swing that axe in an upward arc, that will work out great Trixie.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
I am unsure why they care if the artist dies? Beyond thier dumbass wizard losing this spell.

Edit: Ahh. Klara/Trixie still think the spell failing will kill Audrey. Good old Thorsby shenanigans.

Drunk Theory fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Nov 2, 2018

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Trixie Slaughterhouse for President, and everyone else.

Going to need to kill a lot if vice presidents to fix this comical farce.

Drunk Theory fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Dec 14, 2018

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Rumda posted:

Nope now her vote is the vote that's split

Ha ha, you might be right. If the old woman is also running as a traditionalist. Well....

break-up breakdown posted:

that nice stupid big blue spider is going to win

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
And even before Barbara's final wine scheme Trixie still wouldn't have won. Oh well, the best candidate truly did win.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Oh no!!! I rather liked the garbage monster.

Also lol, at Klara's "Yup" my sisters an rear end in a top hat.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Love that this place use to have a wax hall of Presidents until they animated and attacked the President.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
I'm assuming Lyndon isn't dead here.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Oh, that plague is absolutely coming to Abyssium.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Hurray, Lindon has his magic again. Now he can gently caress up in a large variety of ways.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Oh no, they are trapped. Time for go with your standard plan of action Audrey.

Murder Lyndon.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
I know it's been pointed out, but I love how off the rails the simulation has gotten. None of this is relavent to Lyndon's eventual death.
For the predicted death to even be slightly accurate, people must now actively prevent the simulation from ending.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

maltesh posted:

Edit: Holy poo poo, Lyndon's method of magic is to memorize spells, and nothing he does in the simulation causes actual harm.

True, but it wouldn't be an accurate simulation if it did not simulate him losing his magic once he caused simulated harm.

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Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
399
And now we get to play the game of trying to think of ways to avoid traps for pacifism magic.
I wonder if the whole building is just nothing but rooms of hanging snakes.

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