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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
I can't tell if it was written by someone not fluent in English, or if every single person writing on it had a severe stroke

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Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
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Corley posted:

:stare: Ummm... is it just me or does that crying child have a giant black cock?

It's just you.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Corley posted:

:stare: Ummm... is it just me or does that crying child have a giant black cock?

Haha what the hell dude. "Uh is it weird I'm seeing a huge completely imaginary penis on this little boy?"

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Corley posted:

:stare: Ummm... is it just me or does that crying child have a giant black cock?

Quite the freudian slip there

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
And to answer your question yeah, that's totally normal and everyone else can see it too I'm sure. The penis on the child, I mean

jorty
May 11, 2015

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Lipstick Apathy

I must be a dumbass because I really don't get what I'm looking at, or what the caption means.

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

bleughmacaroni posted:

I must be a dumbass because I really don't get what I'm looking at, or what the caption means.

You know, it's saying that... basically, in education, there's...

I have no loving idea what it's trying to say.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
Five dollars for five words.

codo27 posted:



Doesn't allow "gun/killing/death game", calls husband "hubby". A loving turkey for the profile picture. Also probably allows them to watch wrestling despite this. Gee I cant quite conjure up a likely accurate image of that family, no not at all

Yeah what kind of idiot parent prevents their kid from playing mature video games? Next you'll tell me she blocks porno sites.

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

Tiberius Thyben posted:

The joke is that everyone says Swedes are unintelligible due to their accent, no matter what language they are speaking.

No we can understand you fine. Your accent is on the wacky side though and he stronger it is the higher the urge to laugh at it is.

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

lidnsya posted:

Here's something harmless but silly from my weird new-age aunt:



I gotta say I am sick to death of the word shaman. I'm part Ojibway and it's easy to tell in the community who is a) a fraud or b) actually native, but without traditional teachings, because there's no such thing as an "Indian shaman". The word shaman is actually Asian in origin and has had the poo poo appropriated out of it. We don't even say medicine people. Various tribes have their own specific term for healers/medicine people in their own particular language.

Part of Everything has a new favorite as of 08:24 on Dec 11, 2019

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

bleughmacaroni posted:

I must be a dumbass because I really don't get what I'm looking at, or what the caption means.

It's not very clear....at all, but I THINK it's meant to show how poor (as impoverished) kids are outcasts in school....or, to fit in more with this thread, how impoverished WHITE kids are outcasts in school.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Part of Everything posted:

I gotta say I am sick to death of the word shaman. I'm part Ojibwe and it's easy to tell in the community who is a) a fraud or b) actually native, but without traditional teachings, because there's no such thing as an "Indian shaman". The word shaman is actually Asian in origin and has had the poo poo appropriated out of it. We don't even say medicine people. Various tribes have their own specific term for healers/medicine people in their own particular language.

Are you trying to tell me that these people have no idea what the gently caress they are talking about? :aaa:

Smoke
Mar 12, 2005

I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!

Gun Saliva

Arcsquad12 posted:

Nah, that's a Rafale. The Typhoon's fuselage is much smoother in the middle, it doesn't have that same bulge before tapering into the jets.

My bad, I blame phoneposting and those two aircraft looking fairly similar in general, especially from that angle. Should have known from the refueling boom though.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
So Thursday is the international Men's Day.


I think we're in for a treat.

Bad Roy
Jan 29, 2008

Animals are like humans, always being dicks.

Avenging_Mikon posted:

The thing about Canadian politeness is partly true. I've not seen other groups apologize for their foot being stepped on.

I'm sorry that you haven't met the English.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

bleughmacaroni posted:

I must be a dumbass because I really don't get what I'm looking at, or what the caption means.

I think the child's parents can't afford school fees, so he is going to do some kind of business with the wooden box (shoe shines?)

Maybe a terrible illustration from a terrible book about some poverty-stricken but plucky child in the 1920s. In some country where they had school fees and child shoe shiners. And looked like potatoes.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

BigglesSWE posted:

So Thursday is the international Men's Day.


I think we're in for a treat.

Nah, you probably won't hear a thing until International Women's day, where all the MRApists will post "INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY, HOW COME NO INTERNATIONAL MENS DAY??! FEMANAZIS!!!"

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I clicked one of those Facebook side stories (Josh Duggar, the molesting one, is being sued by a porn actress for sexual assault and battery) and made the mistake of reading the comments.

These people posted on a public news story, so I'm not hiding their names.



I didn't have to cherry-pick, these are just what was there when I clicked.



My favorite is the one saying you can't rape a porn star.

Aphrodite has a new favorite as of 01:19 on Nov 19, 2015

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Thats why i respect and love laughing colours .......for those beautiful post

Pilsner
Nov 23, 2002

twistedmentat posted:

but for some reason, Muslims get looked at through a harsher lens.
Yeah, that is truly unbelievable. I don't understand why.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


268k likes, 26k shares...

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

Part of Everything posted:

I gotta say I am sick to death of the word shaman. I'm part Ojibwe and it's easy to tell in the community who is a) a fraud or b) actually native, but without traditional teachings, because there's no such thing as an "Indian shaman". The word shaman is actually Asian in origin and has had the poo poo appropriated out of it. We don't even say medicine people. Various tribes have their own specific term for healers/medicine people in their own particular language.

If it smells like a shaman, it is a shaman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc9JzvuvNkA

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax
Someone is having a meltdown on my feed.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

im gay posted:

Someone is having a meltdown on my feed.



Counter with "Bring it bitch. I love ISISrefugees"


Aphrodite posted:

I clicked one of those Facebook side stories (Josh Duggar, the molesting one, is being sued by a porn actress for sexual assault and battery) and made the mistake of reading the comments.

These people posted on a public news story, so I'm not hiding their names.



I didn't have to cherry-pick, these are just what was there when I clicked.



My favorite is the one saying you can't rape a porn star.
Ok, the one about the Eritrean is too funny. One, it's a super specific country chosen, as normally, these people just use the nebulous Africa as the country of origin. Two, I love that she refers to him(?) as an import. "Amazon just shipped my Eritrean. Can't wait!" And the 48 laws of power? Is he a prisoner or something or is this some reference I don't get?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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It's amazing how no matter what side of an issue you're on people have got to let the world know how much satisfaction they get from unfriending people with the opposing view.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

bleughmacaroni posted:

I must be a dumbass because I really don't get what I'm looking at, or what the caption means.

The rich kids, (who can afford uniforms, shoes, and to not have imaginary black cocks projected on them by creepy internet guys), get an education, whilst the poor kid, (with his dirty patched up clothes, bread basket and tears), doesnt. The message is that this is bad, and that education should be for everyone, even the filthy wussybag poors.

I would make fun of the spelling and grammar of those in the comments, but as suggested above, I reckon its because English is not their first language.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

oldpainless posted:

It's amazing how no matter what side of an issue you're on people have got to let the world know how much satisfaction they get from unfriending people with the opposing view.



Note: not an IoSM

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

im gay posted:

Someone is having a meltdown on my feed.



I unfriended someone once over something similar (I think it was gay marriage). Something like "if you believe in gay marriage go ahead and unfriend me because reasons." So I did. A few days later got an angry message in my other folder demanding to know why I unfriended him. I was honest, so of course he had to start an argument about gay marriage. Bro, if you wanted to argue about it, why did you ask us to delete you because you didn't want to argue about it?

jorty
May 11, 2015

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BrigadierSensible posted:

The rich kids, (who can afford uniforms, shoes, and to not have imaginary black cocks projected on them by creepy internet guys), get an education, whilst the poor kid, (with his dirty patched up clothes, bread basket and tears), doesnt. The message is that this is bad, and that education should be for everyone, even the filthy wussybag poors.

I would make fun of the spelling and grammar of those in the comments, but as suggested above, I reckon its because English is not their first language.

That makes sense now. I'm not too sure how they made a simple message like that so hard to understand though.

Also looking at the rest of Laughing Colours' posts. I'm really not too sure what any of this is.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

im gay posted:

Someone is having a meltdown on my feed.



Please counter with this.

Barack Obama posted:

“We are not well served when, in response to a terrorist attack, we descend into fear and panic. We don’t make good decisions if it’s based on hysteria or an exaggeration of risks.

“When individuals say we should have a religious test and that only Christians, proven Christians should be admitted, that’s offensive.

“I cannot think of a more potent recruitment tool for Isil [Isis] than some of the rhetoric that’s been coming out of here during the course of this debate.

“Isil seeks to exploit the idea that there’s war between Islam and the west, and when you see individuals in positions of responsibility suggesting Christians are more worthy of protection than Muslims are in a war-torn land, that feeds the Isil narrative. It’s counter-productive. And it needs to stop.

“And I would add, these are the same folks who suggested they’re so tough that just ‘talk to Putin’ or staring down Isil [will work] … but they are scared of widows and orphans coming into the United States of America as part of our tradition of compassion. At first they were too scared of the press being too tough on them in the debates. Now they are scared of three-year-old orphans. That doesn’t seem so tough to me.”

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Birb Katter posted:

Please counter with this.

You think that person would listen to Obama?

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Just further proof that Obama is working for Isis. How else do you think he knows what causes people to join?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

You could post this adorable video of a bunch of clowns having fun with refugees in Greece :shobon:

https://www.facebook.com/ajplusenglish/videos/642088932599284/

Bogatyr
Jul 20, 2009
I am ella vator, the Reggie is a friend of a friend.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
I'm definitely stealing "ignorant pile of idiot."

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Some one is bad at geography, among other things.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Postal Parcel posted:



Note: not an IoSM



:yaycloud:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

You could post this adorable video of a bunch of clowns having fun with refugees in Greece :shobon:

https://www.facebook.com/ajplusenglish/videos/642088932599284/


What the gently caress, I don't come to this thread to feel uplifted

thanks :unsmith:

jorty
May 11, 2015

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D'aww, I wish there was a thread full of feel good things like this. :3:

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
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