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Graham Linehan Amazon prime comedy special : triggered
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Feb 9, 2020 13:05
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oldpainless posted:Take care of yourselves everyone stay safe oldpainless
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Feb 13, 2020 02:57
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SERIOUS EXCELLENT ADVICE by Japanese doctors treating COVID-19 cases. Everyone should ensure your mouth & throat is moist, never DRY. Take a few sips of water every 15 mins at least. WHY? Even if the virus gets into your mouth...drinking water or other liquids will WASH them down through your oesophagus and into the stomach. Once there in tummy...your stomach ACID will kill all the virus. If you don't drink enough water more regularly...the virus can enter your windpipes and into the LUNGS. That's very dangerous. Pl remind everyone about this !
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Feb 15, 2020 14:23
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is this in response to people laughing at his "it's not my fault i'm alone, it's everyone else" thing
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Feb 20, 2020 09:39
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Screaming Idiot posted:This one's for you, Rhino! Skwirl posted:Please, for the love of Christ, read another book. https://twitter.com/ScarfyConly/status/1233503582810341376?s=19
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Mar 1, 2020 13:58
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Mar 7, 2020 06:06
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White people being idiots? Cease the thought
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Mar 8, 2020 03:57
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Mar 9, 2020 02:57
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https://twitter.com/the_ghostmen/status/1237661985824792577?s=19
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Mar 12, 2020 00:50
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the guys who were promoting the coronavirus run are doing this now 
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Mar 12, 2020 03:14
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ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏Uh-oh 😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 corona virus 😤😜😜 Don’t you know Coronavirus 🦠 🦠 is CUMMING 💦 to America 🇺🇸⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 The world 🌍 HOE Organization 🙈👅 is calling HOE-VID19 🗓 a POTENTIAL PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈 No more touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 until you wash 🧽🧽your dirty 🐾nasty 🤢 little 🤞🏼fingers ✋🏻🤚🏻✋🏻🤚🏻for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 and water 💧 👅 otherwise it doesn’t count 🤡🤡🤡 Time to stop 🛑 spreading the germs 🤮🥴🤒and start spreading 😧your legs🤤🦶🏽🦵🏻because everyone 👩🦰👨🏫🦹🏾♂️🧜🏼♂️is TWERKING 😈😈from home 🏡 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ other coronavirus cucks 👉🏾👌🏻otherwise the coronavirus🙀🙀 is cumming for you 🍆🍑🍆
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Mar 13, 2020 10:10
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cOwOnavirus 🤢🤢 is now COCKVID-19 🥒💦 be sure to cover your mouth 😰🙊 and sell your 🤑 stcocks 🤑 before the market does a big cwashy-washy 🚧🚗 and your portfowio 💼 becomes a portfoli-no 🤬. The cumverment 🏛 won't save you so it's every infected ho💃 for herself! 😳💁♀️🤦♀️
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Mar 14, 2020 01:09
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Lowtax said he won't vote either if Biden won the dnc
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Mar 14, 2020 09:59
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Anime is bad
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Mar 15, 2020 03:49
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ok boomer
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Mar 18, 2020 02:33
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CONFIRMED - FORT DETRICK, THE UNITED STATES BIOLOGICAL WARFARE LAB IS WHERE CORONAVIRUS ORIGINATED FORCED TO SHUT DOWN WHEN VIRUSES LEAKED AUGUST 2019 US SOLDIERS WERE INFECTED 300 HUNDRED CAME TO WUHAN ON PRETENSE OF TAKING PART IN THE WORLD MILITARY COMPETITION - WON NOT ONE MEDAL SPREAD OUT IN WUHAN WITH SOME VISITING THE WET MARKETS US CONSULATE IN WUHAN FULLY EVACUATED WITH BIOWEAPON DRUMS LEFT IN GROUNDS WEEKS LATER FIRST VICTIM OF CORONAVIRUS APPEARED IN WUHAN US FOUND TO HAVE 5 STRAINS, WUHAN HAS ONE PROVING THE UNITED STATES IS THE ORIGIN OF THE CORONAVIRUS READ ON PS - FURTHER PROOF IN POST FOLLOWING IN COMMENT BELOW “As posted by June Lee: August 6, 2019, the US's main biological warfare lab at Fort Detrick was issued a "ceast and desist" order because of violation of safety standards and protocol, and leaks. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...n-a9042641.html August - September 2019, "statewide outbreak" of a mysterious respiratory emerged in the US, causing severe respiratory diseases in a few hundred people. This was blamed on vaping although people had been vaping for more than a decade without such outbreaks. Officials were unable to find any relation to a specific vaping device and addictive. https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/mysterious-vaping-lung-injuries-may-have-flown-under-regulatory-radar-n1046771 https://q13fox.com/2019/09/16/a-statewide-outbreak-two-new-cases-of-lung-disease-linked-to-vaping-in-washington/ https://www.usnews.com/news/healthiest-communities/articles/2019-08-09/wisconsin-officials-12-cases-of-severe-lung-disease-after-vaping August 2019 - Jan 2020, the US CDC reported that the US is gearing up for one of the worst flu seasons ever, with 12000 deaths. On 12 March 2020, the CDC director admitted that some COVID-19 deaths were misdiagnosed as the flu because COVID-19 were found when they did posthumous tests. https://www.healthline.com/health-news/flu-season-2020-what-to-know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_dU2RCqWs4 October 18 - 27, 2019, the 2019 Military World Games was held in Wuhan. The US sent a contingent of 350 athletes. They did not win any medals. The athletes toured Wuhan. November 2019, the Chinese press reported that five athletes who had suffered from infectious disease had been discharged from hospital. https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/cAB..._lazy=1&wx_co=1 https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/cAB..._lazy=1&wx_co=1 November 2019, Wuhan locals were detected with COVID-19, with a spike of such terms in local social media. This coincided with the post-incubation period after the Military World Games. https://www.businessinsider.sg/coronavirus-patients-zero-contracted-case-november-2020-3?r=US&IR=T December 1, 2019, the first confirmed case of COVID-19 was detected in Wuhan. Subsequently more than 80000 people will be infected. Of the first 41 cases, 34% were not related to the wildlife market. https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(20)30183-5/fulltext Daniel Lucey, an infectious disease specialist at Georgetown University, claimed that because there is an incubation time between infection and symptoms surfacing, and the presence of infected people with no links to wildlife market, the virus could not have originated from the wildlife market. Kristian Andersen, an evolutionary biologist at the Scripps Research Institute, agreed with the assessment. https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2020/01/wuhan-seafood-market-may-not-be-source-novel-virus-spreading-globally Genotype assay of COVID-19 revealed 5 variants/strains (group ABCDE) of the virus. Most regions in the world have 1-2 COVID-19 variants including Hubei (mainly group C), and UK (Group 😎. US is the only country with all 5 variants (Group ABCDE). In Virology 101, the region with the most variants is the origin of the disease. https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/cAB..._lazy=1&wx_co=1 https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/cAB..._lazy=1&wx_co=1 25 Jan, 2020, Japanese couple went for a 10 days vacation in Hawaii. On the second week they fell ill. On return to Japan they were tested and confirmed to have COVID-19. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/14/us/coronavirus-hawaii-japan.html Italy lab confirmed that the strain of COVID-19 is different from the one circulating in China, and that the circulation of the virus is not so recent, and had been spreading undetected for weeks. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/28/coronavirus-may-have-been-in-italy-for-weeks-before-it-was-detected China's coronavirus expert Dr Zhong Nanshan, the discoverer of SARS, said that although COVID-19 was detected in China, it doesn't necessary mean that it originated from China. As of March 12, 2020, the US had only tested 10000 people, and COVID-19 was confirmed in 1600 of them. As a comparison South Korea tests 10000 people a day, but the disease rate trajectory is the same as the US. This suggests that there is a great number of infected people in the US, just that they were not tested. https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/3/13/21178289/confirmed-coronavirus-cases-us-countries-italy-iran-singapore-hong-kong Feel free to copy/paste” https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...n-a9042641.html
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Mar 18, 2020 13:46
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Haha😂 what🙇 if we👫... violated🚫 COVID-19💉🧬 social distancing👯, lockdown🔒, and quarantine🔗 procedures? 🍑🍆 Haha just kidding... 😋😋🤪 Unless? 😳😳💕💦👅
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They're not happy in Egypt .. They're not happy in Libya .. They're not happy in Morocco .. They're not happy in Iran .. They're not happy in Iraq .. They're not happy in Yemen ... They're not happy in Afghanistan ... They're not happy in Pakistan .. They're not happy in Syria .. They're not happy in Lebanon ... SO.. WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY? They're happy in Australia .. They're happy in Canada .. They're happy in England .. They're happy in France .. They're happy in Italy .. They're happy in Germany .. They're happy in Sweden .. They're happy in the USA .. They're happy in Norway .. They're happy in Holland .. They're happy in Denmark .. Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is! AND WHO DO THEY BLAME? Not Islam. Not their leadership. Not themselves THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN ! AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY! Excuse me, but I can't help wondering... How frigging dumb can you get? Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence: - No Christmas - No television - No nude women - No football - No pork chops - No hot dogs - No burgers - No beer - No bacon - Rags for clothes - Towels for hats - Constant wailing from some bloke in a tower - More than one wife - More than one mother-in-law - You can't shave - Your wife can't shave - You can't wash off the smell of donkeys - You cook over burning camel poo poo - Your wife is picked by someone else for you - and your wife smells worse than your donkey - Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"??? Well No poo poo Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse?
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