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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




I deliver chips for a living; three years ago there was a voluntary recall on the main chip that I deliver, before I even started the job.

Now there are people sharing the original three year old recall notice and it's spreading around again. Half my stores have asked me about it and one woman actually returned her chips because she read about it on Facebook.

:suicide:

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Jul 8, 2010




LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I feel like a bad person for laughing.

If it makes you feel better, birds are assholes. You can be a bad person for other reasons :v:

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(Section 8 is rent subsidized low income housing around here)

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Jul 8, 2010




oldpainless posted:

That's section 8 everywhere

I googled it and it came up with my city name as the first result :shrug:

Blame Google.

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quote:

13 drug dealers arrested in morning raid

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Jul 8, 2010








God damned communists :commissar:

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Jul 8, 2010




Someone painted their Star Wars X-wing Miniatures in a rainbow. This is clearly a move by "the gays" to infringe on more of are Christian rights.



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Jul 8, 2010




Fashionable Jorts posted:

"illegally forced into law by the government" is one of the more interesting sentences I've read in a while. Like, I can't even be mad at that stupidity, I genuinely want to ask how he thinks that works.

I've heard lots of people claim that the SC created a law allowing gay marriage and also Scalia himself went on a rant about the SC being a group of un-elected judges throwing their power around.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Baron Corbyn posted:

Have these people not listened to a Springsteen song or are they the kind of people who think Born in the USA is some super patriotic song?

Correct. How many politicians use that song unironically? There was someone recently on the Republican side and I think another in 2007?

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FAROOQ posted:

I -probably wrongly- assume

Keep on keepin' on, you bright shining star.

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However his profile led me to this pretty sweet video:

https://www.facebook.com/338112393061246/videos/490836451122172/

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Hahahahahahahahahaha

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:suicide:

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Here have a palate cleanser:

FIRST HUMAN DEATH
MUSLIMS
TRAAAAAAAAAAANS
INFOWARS
MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN
GMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Hats Wouldnt Fly posted:

Fun fact: this story is entirely made up. Tomatoes with fish genes didn't pan out and were never put on the market. I don't think you can even buy GMO tomatoes right now.

Are you implying that anti-GMO people made something up to support their opinion?

How dare you! That only happens MOST of the time.

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Jul 8, 2010






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Jul 8, 2010




My girlfriend grew up in a small redneck town.



I'm trying my best to not respond because it isn't a good use of my blood pressure and at least one of them I have to see a couple times a year.

MEN.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Who What Now posted:

If you don't say anything nothing will change, though. And things are almost never as awkward as we make them out to be, so seeing a person a few times a year isn't as big a deal to them as it is to you. More than likely they won't remember any specific interaction.

They clearly didn't read the article at all and refer to transgender women as men. What makes you think they will listen to anyone who doesn't share their opinion?

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EvilGenius posted:

Can someone put a reminder down to contact these people in 3-4 years time after Kahn has had a successful stint as mayor, without blowing anything up or implementing Sharia law?

Seriously, half these guy's power is that they know everyone just forgets about this poo poo almost immediately.

Edit: in fairness, the UK media are behaving more or less the same. Even his opponent basically called him a terrorist.

There are still people convinced that Obama is going to: implement Sharia law, take ALL the guns, abolish the Constitution, declare himself Emperor, etc.

Reality has no hold on them.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




FAROOQ posted:

As a black person I see it multiple times a day from white women.

:drat:

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Jul 8, 2010




FAROOQ posted:

I feel so much schadenfreude towards people who will have to pretend this ghostbusters is not an abortion of a film because it now comprises 70% of their political identity.



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Jul 8, 2010




FAROOQ posted:

Chat like that will get you probated because some people can't handle the truth.

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Jul 8, 2010






Well thats awkward.

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Jul 8, 2010




Bast Relief posted:

Post the worst one. I want to laugh at a sad penis. It's my thing.

Can't see past your stomach huh?

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Jul 8, 2010




Bast Relief posted:

Does not apply to me, how about you?

I lost my stomach to a homeless guy with a shiv :smith:

Now I'm all penis, baby.


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Jul 8, 2010




Nope.

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Jul 8, 2010




Have a palate cleanser. It was an article about Woodrow Wilson's "Don't criticize the government about how we do WWI" acts.

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Jul 8, 2010




I think he's just saying that he has been voting since 1972.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




trickybiscuits posted:

They will be hurt and confused when women call security to make them stop loitering around the bathrooms, but they won't try to figure out why.

eta: God drat it, when I was a teenager I had short hair, no boobs, and baggy clothes. I was regularly mistaken for a boy. poo poo like this is gonna wind up with someone getting arrested and they won't be transgender.

I saw a thing today where a girl with short hair was called a disgusting transgender or something by some woman in a bathroom. It's all downhill from here.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




This reminded me that Where's George is a thing and now I'm sad that I don't have my tracking info from 14 years ago. I want to see where those bills have been!

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Jul 8, 2010




Admiral Joeslop posted:

I saw a thing today where a girl with short hair was called a disgusting transgender or something by some woman in a bathroom. It's all downhill from here.

Oh look:

http://www.vox.com/2016/5/18/11690234/women-bathrooms-harassment

EDIT: Some real content.



Yeah, you tell 'em Allison!

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Jul 8, 2010




Timothy McVeigh wasn't A TRUE Christian! I bet he wasn't even 100% white!

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Jul 8, 2010





I was trying to figure out why they would have a gun holstered in a baby's diaper. I realize now that this is probably a diaper fetish.

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Jul 8, 2010




chitoryu12 posted:

Look, if you get taken hostage nobody's going to check your baby for a gun. It's the perfect hiding spot!

Better make sure to train your baby how to use a gun the second it squirts out. Don't want it shooting you in the back with the loose gun you have rattling around in the back seat.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Something minor:



Red is my sister. Green is me making a dumb joke to my sister. Blue is some oblivious person.

I am aware that my own sister is pregnant.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




fullroundaction posted:

What's the second secret???

I'm guessing gender/name of the baby. Who wants to hear more about my inane life details?

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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





Apples, apple juice, apple sauce, apple cider, they all give me diarrhea and terrible gas :smith:

I absolutely refuse to not drink apple cider in the fall though.

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