Mans posted:

it's kind of funny just how many people think bob dylan is dead.

i wonder if sometimes bob dylan wakes up, looks himself in the mirror and gets shocked that he's still alive.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

speaking of "MILLENNIALS!!!" a friend just linked me to the most amazing/tryhard article about how terrible this generation is http://www.phillymag.com/news/2016/01/08/boomers-millennials-workforce/#Ip29IWACltoXGkBz.99

the writer is also a TERF

Lottery of Babylon posted:

The ignorance displayed here, just in the basic understanding of constitutional rights, is beyond reproach. The sheer stupidity and narrow minded approach of ridiculing and spreading discourse for people standing up for our rights is….do you realize the idiotic remarks and hateful comments ARE one of your constitutional rights you are using to voice that opinion…they are defending that as well…for you. That way, when you post these ignorant statements, your front door isn’t being kicked in, your dog being shot, and thrown into jail or the legal system making life extremely unpleasant….just for speaking your opinion.
Besides, based purely on the volcabulary and types of ignorance displayed…no one shaves or has hair on their balls yet. Just full of piss and vinegar.
Maybe you all should go hang out in a gun free zone for awhile and let us know how that works out for ya…

bleughmacaroni posted:

iPhone Conservative? I don't get the naming of this page.

Also what's with the
this is ____
____ is smart
be like _____ meme?

It's just popped up over the last few days for me and I don't get it

Christo posted:

Do flat-earthers ever explain what the end game to all this supposed conspiracy is? Who's profiting from the round earth lie? Is it a just so a bunch of eggheads at NASA can laugh at the ignorant masses?

The Worst Muslim posted:

In my community, people who don't hit their kids often end up with children who go "gently caress OFF DEBBIE IM 14 NOW I DON'T HAVE TO loving LISTEN TO YOU"

Corley posted:

I'm a sophisticated special snowflake because I only like conventionally attractive women when they are in popular nerd poo poo.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Hey Facebook, I need some advice. As you know, I live in an anarchist household, and so we do not call the police or believe in snitching at all (so don't recommend that we do). However, our downstairs neighbors are pretty obviously and clearly partaking in a lot of meth on the daily.

I don't care about this, it's their life and they're not cooking it or selling it so whatever, but recently they've started smoking a lot more and the smell is wafting into our apartment. I'm crazy sensitive to stuff like that and last night the smell was so intense that I got a huge migraine and couldn't sleep for hours. I can't deal with this being a regular thing, especially not now that school is starting.

What should we do if we don't snitch, can't talk to them (they are literally always high and they don't know that we don't snitch so I'm worried they would think we were threatening them), and have zero options?

Dr_Amazing posted:

Holy poo poo! When will you guys hurry up and pick someone? It's been like a year and you still haven't even gotten through the pre-election bullshit. When do actually know who's president?

Oh Hell No posted:

So I spotted this bit of crazy on one of those Facebook side bar news things (something about Mary Lou Lord bashing Courtney Love), and decided to look down the rabbit hole.













edit: She also claims to be Kathleen Hanna's cousin and that she was married to Joan Jett in the '90s. I'm almost jealous of her delusions.

Kiebland posted:

I honestly kind of feel bad for this person, but at the same time, this is a really weird hill to die on.

Switzerland posted:

meta-question: What's the app/extension/whatever that ppl are using to highlight individual usernames likesuchas in

?

glowing-fish posted:

I tries turning my laptop upside down but I still couldn't read it.

BJPaskoff posted:

I hate to break it to you, but that's a meme, so probably not written that way without some self-awareness.

Soviet Commubot posted:

I don't know how to embed tweets but he's really mad at Jewish people too.

Kiebland posted:

Pointing out the unoriginal joke every non-sports fan makes during the Super Bowl? A full-throttle attack on people alienated by sports.

cash crab posted:

I need to be routinely reminded what a Grey Cup* is and can't remember if the Blue Jays are a hockey or a baseball team but that doesn't really impact my day-to-day. It's hardly alienating. On the other hand, I remember talking to my brother a while back and he lives in a super small town. He told me that some guys at work were talking about sports and one of his coworkers very sincerely called him a "loving human being" after my brother said he was more interested in Star Wars than professional sports, so maybe it's dependent on how aggressive other people are about knowing those sorts of things.

*: Is that what they win if they win the Superbowl? If I am right, I will be very proud of my own cultural literacy!

Who What Now posted:

I thought the Stanley Cup was Canada's Super Bowl.

Ytlaya posted:

I imagine they called him that less because he wasn't interested in sports and more because he specifically mentioned being more interested in Star Wars. Like, even if someone is more interested in Star Wars than sports, why in the world would you inform random people of that fact? Normal people would just say "nah I'm not that into football/sports."

RFC2324 posted:

I always confuse people at work when sports comes up, tbh. I sit and listen intently like I know what they are saying(I actually have a fair amount of knowledge, growing up with 2 football player stepbrothers) but when anything is directed at me I give a response along the lines 'I dunno about sportsball!'

Calling hockey sportsball drives hockey fans even more nuts than it does football players, as a side note.

TotalLossBrain posted:

Here are some comments on an NPR article about the Somali suicide bomber that managed to get only himself killed aboard an airplane.

J Miracle posted:

Just only follow the Lions so whenever football comes up you can just say "Lions fan" and mime shooting yourself in the head with a handgun. This will never not be the appropriate response.

EDIT: In fact you don't actually even need to follow them just pretend that you do and do that you will be correct 100% of the time.

Scarf posted:

Here's the thing about both of them... They wrote great songs, but holy poo poo do I hate to hear them perform them.

Other people perform their songs so much better than they do.

See also, Neil Young.

budgieinspector posted:

Some people really have a bug up their asses about Beyonce:

RareAcumen posted:

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

And now, in the interests of Equal Time For Other Whackjobs...