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Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

codo27 posted:



Doesn't allow "gun/killing/death game", calls husband "hubby". A loving turkey for the profile picture. Also probably allows them to watch wrestling despite this. Gee I cant quite conjure up a likely accurate image of that family, no not at all

Mormons.

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Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Lottery of Babylon posted:

political correct ready made food

What? Oh god and that bit about naturally fermented foods, is he talking about high meat?

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

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hyperhazard posted:

I think he's just looking for an excuse to drink beer.

I don't know dude, he mentioned paleo, that poo poo is like the crossfit of diets.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Chomp8645 posted:

I wouldn't have known one way or the other. To me "Bob Dylan" symbolizes something my dad liked from a million years ago. Like the Three Stooges or Jimmy Buffet.

Jimmy Buffet isn't dead either.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

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Stoatbringer posted:

Triangular-bladed daggers have been around for centuries, iirc.

Also banned from use by the Hague Conventions.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

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Mouse Dresser posted:

TRUE! -- nervous -- very, very dreadfully nervous the farmer had been and still was; but why will you say that he is mad? The disease had sharpened his senses -- not destroyed -- not dulled them. Above all was the sense of hearing acute. He heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. He heard many things in hell. How, then, was he mad? Hearken! He hears the faint, ghostly "neiiigghhh" echoing from the barn.





That horse isn't a ghost, it's just racist.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
I haven't seen anyone talk about football at all this year, it's really kind of weird.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Elderbean posted:

Are people who criticize common core math just stupid? It's coming up on my feed a lot and I don't understand why breaking down numbers in a new way makes parents angry.

Because Obama.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I started masturbating this morning, and now I'm balls deep in another man. Unsure what to do from here.

Well you're supposed to give him a reach around.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

cash crab posted:



This is from a former neighbor, who loudly complained to me once that they took one of his two confederate flags. Take a wild guess where we live.

Somewhere in New England or the west coat would be my guess.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

so wait are they going to shoot children?

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

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EmmyOk posted:

Trump is the Republican nominee and people still act like it's not a big deal lmao

The republican party is dead lol (still not as embarrassing as Romney though)

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
Holy poo poo I wish that was the worst the cops would do here, you'd probably get beaten to near death for that in the states.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

oldpainless posted:
But the land was stolen from natives.

Don't forget that the humans stole the land from the animals that were there first. Native Animal Rights!

did you just imply the Natives had as much claim to the land as animals lol

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
Idiots on Social Media: I've been humping a lot of toy dogs recently hehe

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

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Kajeesus posted:

So the new AUG thread is in GBS, I assume?

PCOS Bill blesses all forums with his presence.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

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chitoryu12 posted:

There are police videos that literally taught cops that seemingly innocent people can be hiding weapons or booby traps in anything, including fishooks and razor blades lining their pockets and clothing seams just to cut up cops who try to search them. We're lucky when we don't get shot on principle at this rate.

You can't mention it and not link the video my man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFr30p0aZl0

Edit:this is PYF so I'll link because of gore

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

TinTower posted:

Speaking of stupid self-absorbed behaviour, the NPD community is a wild ride.



lol read that as NYPD and didnt even double take until the second post.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
We need to bring Fragmaster back from the dead to read that dudes posts

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

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Strom Cuzewon posted:

Ahhh poo poo, Fragmaster died? When was that?




Not for real

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Perry Normal posted:

https://www.facebook.com/topic/Joanna-Krupa/103099823063244?source=whrt&position=4&trqid=6348112670685438553

There's probably some IOSM on the surface with "model wears skimpy Halloween costume" as a news piece, but the thing that struck me was how many FB pages with names like "Unofficial Spider-Man," "Unofficial Superman Returns" and "John Cena Fan" are posting the exact same rant revolving around "Wait for it, someone will be coming forward and claim that Trump was there and touched them inappropriately even though he was in another state. I thought using Halloween as an excuse to dress like a tramp was for teenage girls, and boys still in the closet."

It really wouldn't surprise me if the Trump campaign was paying 50 centers.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Would it blow your mind to know that in 2016 there are people who drive to a store and buy or rent porn on VHS?

The hipster porn market is thriving.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

zakharov posted:

Do you guys think a hot dog is a sandwich?

Certainly the hot dog and the sandwich have a common ancestor but their inability to cross breed suggests that hot dogs and sandwiches are separate species.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

hyperhazard posted:

Was coming here to say that. They managed to keep a dog's severed head alive for a couple of hours or so, IIRC. Videos are on Youtube, but I don't recommend watching them if you like dogs.

It was soviets and the vids are faked I'm p.sure.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
Fuckin typical goons, when will you fuckers transcend taste and just listen to Harsh Noise Wall 24 hours a day 7 days a week

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

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canepazzo posted:

What if they pull a knife on a nazi?

Well then you give them a medal

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

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Edit:this post was dumb now that I think about it

Tardcore has a new favorite as of 21:34 on Feb 13, 2017

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Perry Normal posted:

I couldn't believe we got that far into the conversation without someone posting this.

This is a forum for a baptist church, so yeah, I know, fish and barrels, but still...



I want to tell them about how you can abort your kids in the game even after they're born.

EDIT

This forum is ridiculous. This is like performance art.


EDIT #2

Idiots on Social Media: Baby Jesus would rather you worship Him than play the nintendos

If that's the site I think it is, yea, it's parody.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

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Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
Everyone really should have known he was a nazi when he started hanging around with Sargon of Akkad lmao

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

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verymoldy posted:

What is it with goons and vaguely Mexican food making them poop real bad?

I think it's more a joke on Chipotle's E.Coli issues.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
Antifa punching Richard Spencer is incredibly loving short sighted and unhelpful







Throwing acid in his face would be much more effective in stopping his hate speech

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Tetracube posted:

I've lost track of what point you're trying to make

Well obviously if you acknowledge white privilege exists that means you want to kill white people right?

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Jerry Cotton posted:

I never even saw a Berenstain Bears book as a kid because I read good books such as Tvillingdetekt---WHAT THE gently caress DO YOU MEAN BERGENDAHL I'M SURE IT WAS KLAS & GÖRAN BERGENDAL?!?!?

e: I really loved the cover art style and still do



ee: I didn't realize I was in this thread welp I guess that makes me eligible to post here eponymously.

That beatnik means business!

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

I thought golden one was a nick name for Milo. The actual guy is hilarious. No no don't hate Jews that's antisemitism. I just don't like jewishness and international banking

Yea he's pretty much every meat head jock stereotype but also a nazi, its pretty funny

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
Did somebody say tankie twitter????

https://twitter.com/philgreaves01/status/629921058594926592

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
https://twitter.com/athodyd/status/872688854649769984

we know what hentai kurts crankin his hog too

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

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EmmyOk posted:

It's like an off brand dril but not funny

your fuckin wrong

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

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Canned Panda posted:

Remember this lady?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uitr8tAQ6o

I apparently started following her on Twitter back when that happened. I completely forgot about it until tonight.

She's just got some stream of consciousness tweets going on now.

https://twitter.com/AnnaStorelli

Oh my god she's a brony too, loving perfect

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Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

there wolf posted:

They all watch, but I feel like I have to deal with less Archer or Bojack Horseman memes smugly telling me some hard life-truth about the virtues of nihilism and utter contempt for your fellow man.

I've seen smug archer memes but they were all about day drinking

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