RC and Moon Pie posted:

Manic X posted:

Is this harsh or good parenting?

EvilGenius posted:

OK, but what do you spend the rest of the money on?

Huntersoninski posted:

Boo.

puck puck goose posted:

Can you imagine how weird it would be if there was an epidemic of American police officers spanking people

Puppy Time posted:

To an extent, the button-pushing thing is fairly likely; abuse often isn't a one-way street. Both people are being lovely communicators, it's just that one believes getting violent is an appropriate response.

Picnic Princess posted:

I don't know what a jackoff crystal is and I don't want to know



I wonder if they genuinely believe that or if they just said it because "human applications in future studies" is pretty much expected to justify their work. If I was doing research on something I'd try to shoe-horn in the most ludicrous possible future study I could think of.

Snowmankilla posted:

Fine. I'll ask. What is an Indy porn site?

Ularg posted:

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Let’s get our heads around this ya’ll: Semen = Death.

Males are inherently harmful to females. Males’ inherent harmfulness to females originates at their geno-bio-chemical level, at their core. – Males are – at their core – inherently harmful to females.

Patriarchy isn’t a “mentality” “which needs to be changed.” Patriarchy isn’t a mentality which can be changed. (We vote now, but now there’s rape porn. Kinda a shell game, don’t ya think?) Patriarchy, at its core, is biological. We are dealing with a biological problem here. A terrible terrible biological problem…

Unfortunately, females don’t have the courage to fix this biological problem, – which they could easily do, – preferring instead to spend their lives, – in one way or another, – trying to mitigate male harm.

Check it: They gonna be like this til extinction, ya’ll… And most heterosexual women gonna be fool enough to hold out for dude… For females, males are war. In the past, in the present, in the future, til extinction. And if any survive extinction, – they will war even more.

Male emissions appears to hold both life and death. – But what looks like the potential for life is just necro-parasite trying to be made anew. – What looks like the potential for life is just the potential for more necro-parasite.

Still, women roll the dice, – and half the time, remake, for us all, – necrophilia itself.

Bogan King posted:

I lust for death so a violent end to humanity is fine by me.

Volcott posted:

It's a donut. It was a donut the whole time.

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Ugh, for the last time. Yes, my dick is upside down. Yes, my scrote is above my shaft and yes, it looks like a grumpy man wearing a beret.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

DAMNATION! Yes.

Happy Landfill posted:

My favorite thing at the moment is people forgetting to log out of their sockpuppet accounts
https://twitter.com/ninetysixdelta/status/957726035050729472

Panfilo posted:

I would figure that someone that is so good at smash brothers would would be equally good regardless of character, items, or battlefield.

Anyway the thing I liked about playing games like that with my friends is that some of us would be better at some things and some of us would be better than others, so everybody had chances to really shine.

cash crab posted:

[jerk-off motion]

BioEnchanted posted:

Yeah, I'm currently using an FAQ to get through Xenoblade Chronicles X because I love the sidequests/sidestories but the main stories have annoying difficulty spikes, so having a guide tell me the best way to get places or where all the discovery points/treasures are or what level I should be at is really helpful because that game has so many systems it's overwhelming.