Dubious posted:

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Pussy rear end refugees, why don't they just suplex the terrorists, like I, a real Ametican, would

diabeetz posted:

Canadians are very upset about refugees

Vladimir Poutine posted:

trapped mouse posted:

Man, I work at a liquor store, and some people hate being carded. I had a lengthy conversation with someone recently where they were confused that I was carding them for alcohol. I said we had to check everyone who looked under 35. He asked why, and I said that people will come in and check to make sure you're doing your job, and if you don't card them then you get fired. "But obviously I'm over 21." Yes, we just went through this! I have to card people who look even older than you.

Then there was the time a literal physical fight broke out between an employee and a customer over being carded. Good poo poo. Don't protest when people card you, goons.

china bot posted:

Wait, I just got it: football is their preferred noun

e: public page

Maker Of Shoes posted:

I'm having this same problem in chrome. Every once in awhile I get the wrench icon to do SF things but it's mostly gone now. :/

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Libertarianism works provided you have fences, and often enough you also need rentacops and vicious junk yard dogs to make libertarianism work. And it is the only thing that does work to make a modern economy function – apart from terror and mass murder, and terror and mass murder does not work nearly as well as libertarianism and fences.

Libertarianism does not work where you do not have fences. Public transport in America fails because of blacks. To make it work again, you really are going to have to send blacks to the back of the bus. Whites just will not ride buses with significant black ridership, for excellent and glaringly obvious reasons that no one dares mention. You wanted integrated buses, got buses with no white ridership.

Similarly “integration” was in practice black workers in Detroit riding on the backs of white workers in Detroit, shortly followed by the dispossession and ethnic cleansing of whites in the inner city and Detroit. Detroit’s car industry failed because they were forced to treat productive and unproductive workers alike and were forced to hire unproductive workers. Ayn Rand depicts this, without, however, mentioning the overwhelmingly predominant race of the unproductive workers. When Detroit was thriving, she accurately predicted its future as a desolate ruin, abandoned by all civilized people.

If you have blacks and whites in the same classroom, the blacks are very much louder, take up more space, and are dangerous and threatening, disrupting education and forcing the white kids into submissive roles.

Further, the kind of discipline required to make it possible for blacks to learn in a classroom is a lot more severe than the kind of discipline required to make it possible for whites to learn in a classroom. Few blacks are capable of learning without being whipped. Successful black schools are harsh, and the harsher they are the more successful.

And of course, at a certain age, the blacks are into, or have completed puberty, and the black pupils are man sized and able to beat up the teacher, while the whites have not begun puberty, or have scarcely begun it, and are still child sized and still behave like children.

And if you have twelve year old white boys and twelve year old white girls in the same classroom, the twelve year old girls are well and truly into puberty, and the twelve year old boys are not, creating a profoundly disruptive environment, though not as severe as that caused by twelve year old white boys, and twelve year old black adult men in the same classroom.

But the biggest failure of libertarianism, the biggest failure by far, is marriage and the family. Libertarianism is basically incompatible with family formation, children, and grandchildren, with the continued existence of whites and east Asians, for white and east Asian women are psychologically incapable of breeding near replacement in a libertarian environment.

The problem is that for a man and a woman to raise their children together, to provide their children with a mother and a father, they have to form one household, no fences. But if one household, then one captain. The man has to be boss. Further, they have to be stuck with each other for incentive compatibility. Consent to sex has to be once and forever. If consent to sex is moment to moment, then marriage is moment to moment, and you get serial monogamy, which means that husbands have no incentive to care for and nurture their wives, and wives no incentive to please and obey their husbands. Which means that women get their way sexually until they hit a certain age and become cat ladies, and men do not get their way sexually, and means that children have only one parent, and a lengthy succession of violent and abusive step parents.

(c) is :!: SHARE :!: as open source because that game is SO over... posted:

"NEWS FLASH `!` GET THIS `!`

You are not an ID CARD, so to the

Q: is this YOU?…

What do you say:

A: “no, it’s an ID card…”"

tacodaemon posted:

Much as I hate that Milo rear end in a top hat, it was hard not to appreciate the double-scam he pulled on those "pizzagate" idiots in the past couple of weeks by first claiming he was going to do some public youtube speech on pizzagate (so they donated money to him so he could stick it to The Man) and then abruptly canceling the speech sans explanation shortly before it was to happen (so they donated more money because they figured he was being silenced by The Man)

Nuebot posted:

Pewdiepie has a book too. Never before have I been so ashamed of my failures to be published.

hyperhazard posted:

I remember people freaking out after Bush won the reelection. Like, walking around shell-shocked and crying. Things are hosed now, but a decade down the line when something worse comes up, we'll be looking back at this presidency as the good ol days.

change my name posted:

DocBubonic posted:

The Principles of Sonic Occultism.2016

The Saddest Rhino posted:

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Volcott posted:

How much does the penis in ear cost?

Or is that gratis?

Midnight Voyager posted:

budgieinspector posted:

Henchman of Santa posted:

https://twitter.com/21logician/status/882689490678157312

oldpainless posted:

I Never joke about autistic people




Because they often have a hard time understanding humor

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Jurgan posted:

I remember Al Franken talked about a policy that some group (State Department, I think) had a policy that you couldn't join if you were ever a communist or you were a nazi between 1941-1945. "It's probably a good policy. You can trust someone who became a Nazi in 1946. You know they're not a fair weather friend."

Away all Goats posted:

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

well if you insist.



...




drat, look at me. food slut shaming.

EmmyOk posted:

Here is a nice post

https://twitter.com/podoron/status/918451064050827264

queserasera posted:

A bundle of carnations and baby's breath, a box of Russell Stovers, AND a reservation at Olive Garden? Dang, ducking past the velvet rope on this one.

I'm really weirded out by the flowers and chocolate. It's like performing the girlfriend ritual in the circle you cast in charcoal and warded with salt. These are the offerings you place at your feet hoping it will delight one of the female spirits enough that she will appear in the flesh.

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/Scott_H_Rome/status/935275633747390464

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/940795587733151744

Once Trump manages to wrestle his phone back hopefully we'll see some fire.

Arivia posted:

well hey they do actually live in japan that's better than 90% of people who make those arguments

Absurd Alhazred posted:

When Idiots on Social Media try to publish:

https://twitter.com/sarahmei/status/946347142012051456

oldpainless posted:

Aren’t comic books selling shitloads less compared to a year or two ago

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Counterpoint blast from the past: Clove cigarettes. Smelled awesome, tasted like burnt seeds.

Spalec posted:

Gammon is the new insult for middle ages jowelly white dudes who get pink in the face when yelling about immigrants/ "PC gone mad"



Hilariously, they're normally the same people who call everyone snowflakes and too sensitive and are losing their poo poo over this insult, calling it racist and unironically comparing it to calling a black person the N word.

Stairs posted:

You know what you must do.

Elysiume posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5vuCdXXYiY&t=2396s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5vuCdXXYiY&t=3186s
(39:56 and 53:06 if the timestamps don't work)

zoux posted: