Avenging_Mikon posted:

The thing about Canadian politeness is partly true. I've not seen other groups apologize for their foot being stepped on.

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Pussy rear end refugees, why don't they just suplex the terrorists, like I, a real Ametican, would

Thin Privilege posted:

Pfft they're not real Americans, a REAL American would tough out that "illness", or they'd fix it themselves

Puppy Time posted:

I mean, it's a dumb name, but the bolded line below it explains they mean men who interrupt and then hijack the conversation to be about what they want.

kinmik posted:

Yes, how dare this racist bitch, one of the busiest people in the literal world this time of year, not take the time out of her paying hours to be a selfless, honorable, not-racist person like I.

Takoluka posted:

OoT is overrated and hasn't aged well at all. MM is a better 3D Zelda, but all 3D Zeldas are pretty rough. (Though, I'd say WW is probably the best one if you take away how long sailing takes.)

LBW is the best 2D Zelda, followed by LA and then LttP.

I know this, because I'm on the internet and I'm right.

Picnic Princess posted:

How does one figuratively save a life?

Fiend Computer posted:

You know I've never really got this connection because changing a tire is stupidly easy but it is apparently something manly.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

speaking of "MILLENNIALS!!!" a friend just linked me to the most amazing/tryhard article about how terrible this generation is http://www.phillymag.com/news/2016/01/08/boomers-millennials-workforce/#Ip29IWACltoXGkBz.99

the writer is also a TERF

quote:

Philly Mag’s November cover package highlighted the pretzels that local companies are twisting themselves into to attract and keep younger workers. Forget about a salary and some health insurance. Kids today want “hardwood floors, greenery and sunlight,” gourmet staff breakfasts, “nap rooms,” ping-pong tables, slides, rooftop lounges and beer on tap.
Read more at http://www.phillymag.com/news/2016/01/08/boomers-millennials-workforce/#EFPyBP2wJBZhBEhK.99

yourdadsbestfriend posted:

The owner of a game store back near my college has joined in on the Powerball fun (not blacking out his name because this is obviously meant to be shared):



In the past, he's also stated his strong support for Donald Trump, complained about "bleeding heart liberals", and unironically used the phrase "All Lives Matter". I guess, if all else fails, it's free advertising.

Intoluene posted:

And most tapwater is slightly basic due to the processes we use.

Anyway, content. This poo poo made it on my feed from Australia.

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Bizarro "It's not cartoons, mom, it's anime!".

Madkal posted:

Not necessarily. It won't stop teenagers from doing stupid things because doing stupid things is what teenagers do. The problem is that when we were teenagers we did stupid poo poo that wasn't broadcast to the world, and now it is.
I am saying this in general and not really directed at those teenagers who did a very stupid thing. Teenagers will continue to do stupid things, and usually learn from their mistakes as a part of growing up and maturing. Having the whole world judge them isn't really going to make things better though.

Otana posted:

Reading the public posts on trending news topics can be great entertainment.



mmm yes I see go on

change my name posted:

Iowa caucuses, aka an annoying FB status bomb.

chitoryu12 posted:

American presidential elections are actually held every 4 years in November. There's just a bunch of buildup as the two parties (and the tiny ones that nobody cares about because we're dominated by Democrats and Republicans and some independent or Green Party motherfucker is almost like a historical footnote) decide which candidate they're going to put up for the real election.

Fashionable Jorts posted:

That's not anxiety. That's being a goddamn child. If you're that much of an emotional wreck all the time, maybe instead of getting your momgirlfriend to do everything for you, see a loving therapist and fill your body with drugs.

Kiebland posted:

Pointing out the unoriginal joke every non-sports fan makes during the Super Bowl? A full-throttle attack on people alienated by sports.

Birb Katter posted:

Black Panthers believe the White race must be wiped off the face of the earth. KKK just want to ensure that there is room on Gods green earth to allow the proud traditions of white people to live on.

Huntersoninski posted:

I figured parents were frustrated because it meant their kids are coming home with homework the parents don't know how to help them with. I can understand being less than enthusiastic about that, but to be honest I have no idea how difficult/simple it is to just learn so you can assist you kids.

JT Smiley posted:

It's been a rough couple of weeks for white people, luckily a few brave souls have spoken up against their persecution.

Karma Monkey posted:

Are "poo poo-poster" and "internet troll" appearance based? I tend to use those more. Neckbeard was cool, but it seems really dated now. And that's the only time "neckbeard" and "dated" can get used in a sentence together.

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Hidden anti-SJW in Hearthstone? Card name: Black Knight

So as you all know, Hearthstone is one of the most popular video games in the world atm, and as a medium can be considered mainstream because of it.

They have a card called The Black Knight in this game:


Now let me explain why this card is so anti-SJW. Not only is it called the black knight, but it's effect is to instantly kill a minion that protects others when it is played. These 'taunt' minions that protect others have a big shield around them to signify this. So basically he kills white knights.

Now of course there are numerous ways to think about this in another way, and because the game developer isn't stupid they would always support pro-left views in public. But I love how a little RP always leaks through.

Avenging_Mikon posted:

I just don't want voice acting. Link has a Canadian accent to me and I don't want that changed. Real talk though, it's more Nintendo and Voice acting don't mix (other M)

Picnic Princess posted:

If I drink water on an empty stomach I get crippling abdominal pain. WHAT NOW GRANDMA

Puppy Galaxy posted:

this guy isn't an idiot, he's just sharing a gift from a student, but it's amazing how far "keep calm carry on" has deviated from its original meaning. this version doesn't make any sense at all

Strom Cuzewon posted:

I too have read The Twits by Roald Dahl.

tviolet posted:

Graedyn posted:

Agreed. It's one of the things I missed the most when GBS went down the shitter. While momentous things were going on--like the uprising in Egypt and the Boston Marathon bombing--I got up-to-the-minute information, as well a boots-on-the-ground updates from goons, in GBS threads. People could generally contain themselves and not poo poo-post at least within the first few hours to show a modicum of respect for the gravity of the situation, before cutting loose and trying to out-crap each other. That's something that's sorely missing these days.

Puseklepp posted:

Wow had to reread a few times cause I was sure I was missing something. But nope. Straight up rape. hosed up.