Mitt Romney 2016: Oh God, What Have We Done?

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Mitt Romney might allow himself to be begged to run for President one more time because the old rich white men in charge of the GOP are terrified that they won't be able to Stump the Trump or Arson the Carson.

Get your freshest power cells out and update all your software. Bring forth your most perfect-height trees and your lemonest, wettest, goodest beverages. Now, more than ever, it is time to :mitt:

# ? Nov 13, 2015 03:13

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# ? May 3, 2024 18:39

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

surely by now they can retire Romney 2.0 for one of the third iteration models. tripp, scamp, flurmp, higby, they're all still kicking around aren't they?

# ? Nov 13, 2015 04:08

Yoshi Wins: Jul 14, 2013

If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 05:19

Immortan: Jun 6, 2015; by Shine

skaboomizzy posted:

Mitt Romney might allow himself to be begged to run for President one more time because the old rich white men in charge of the GOP are terrified that they won't be able to Stump the Trump or Arson the Carson.

Get your freshest power cells out and update all your software. Bring forth your most perfect-height trees and your lemonest, wettest, goodest beverages. Now, more than ever, it is time to

They won't be able to ruse the Cruz either.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 07:01

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

He'd have to jab the Jeb for the 'sensible moderate without JFK-esque looks' position

# ? Nov 13, 2015 14:48

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

My Imaginary GF posted:

He'd have to jab the Jeb for the 'sensible moderate without JFK-esque looks' position

Jeb looks like he has spina bifida

Mitt is a golden god next to that tortoise.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 14:54

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

FizFashizzle posted:

Jeb looks like he has spina bifida

Mitt is a golden god next to that tortoise.

Issue: Romney wouldn't be the only hispanic in the race.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:01

Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

I can't let myself believe this. I need to keep my hopes that we'll get to see Trump rail against Romney as low as possible to avoid inevitable crushing disappointment.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:36

crowoutofcontext: Nov 12, 2006

This is sick

# ? Nov 13, 2015 19:56

Ignatius M. Meen: May 26, 2011; Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Wait I thought "once a loser always a loser" was going to apply here for sure. It's not like anyone's forgot how much of a silly robot he acted as either in 2012.

Incidentally I was looking up info on him and apparently he has claimed his favorite novel is Battlefield Earth; makes me wonder what his opinion on Scientology is, also what he thought of the movie.

fake e: :lol:

he changed it to Twilight what a hopeless dweeb.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 22:45

Pulp Can Move: Oct 4, 2012

A rickety old RomneyBot, sent forward from the past to save Reince Priebus from more advanced and human-like machines.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 22:53

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

FizFashizzle posted:

Jeb looks like he has spina bifida

Mitt is a golden god next to that tortoise.

Rubio seems like the best contender in terms of appearances. he's got way more youthful energy than Jeb~ and ROMNEY combined.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 23:23

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# ? Nov 13, 2015 23:26

Freaking Crumbum: Apr 17, 2003; Too fuck to drunk

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

It's funny how when "youthful" or "younger generation" is mentioned in conjunction with the campaign, everyone thinks of Rubio even though he and Cruz are the same age: 44.

cause despite his all-consuming thirst for precious water, rubio doesn't look like a middle-school kid tried to scuplt a muppet out of old clay and then accidentally left it in the backseat of his mom's car for the entire weekend. cruz looks like his entire corprus is suffering from erosion in some kind of weird time-lapse pictoral

# ? Nov 14, 2015 01:14

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Mitt's qualities:

-Foreign-born

-Robotic

-Money

Mitigated by:

-Canadians this cycle

-Jeb!

-MARCO

# ? Nov 14, 2015 01:44

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Boehner should fuckin run

# ? Nov 14, 2015 02:18

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Romney is a bland rich robot and yet still manages to be more appealing than any other Republican candidate this cycle.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 02:53

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Would Mitt Romney kill baby Hitler?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:10

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

Samuel Clemens posted:

Would Mitt Romney kill baby Hitler?

this underlines how unqualified he is for the 2016 campaign. he might as well be mckinley sitting on his front porch or jefferson loving his human property. its a new era of politics

or should i say....... poolitics

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:12

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Samuel Clemens posted:

Would Mitt Romney kill baby Hitler?

In Mexico?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:16

Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

Mitt Romney SHOULD run again. WTF was he thinking being scared off by JEB! ??? The big donors who have been hesitant to jump to Rubio would have bailed on JEB! for Romney a couple of months ago.

I'd vote for him.

Trump is the only Alpha dog in this race. Let's pit 2 against one another and see who survives and mauls the other.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:18

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

skaboomizzy posted:

Mitt Romney might allow himself to be begged to run for President one more time because the old rich white men in charge of the GOP are terrified that they won't be able to Stump the Trump or Arson the Carson.

Get your freshest power cells out and update all your software. Bring forth your most perfect-height trees and your lemonest, wettest, goodest beverages. Now, more than ever, it is time to

Its going to happen.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:36

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

i really dont think the republican primary electorate would rally behind a loser but the only empirical evidence i can pretend supports my hypothesis is their refusal to re-embrace santorum or huckabee and that's not a strong argument

i think intuitively it seems fairly clear that romney, who pissed off the actual republican voters so much the first time around, wouldn't make it as a retread

and if that supposition is given it seems fairly clear that if the gop establishment were to actually follow through on this bullshit they'd be revealed to be so hilariously out of touch that even the events of 2015 wouldn't have prepared us for the reality of their inanity

but now im just making GBS threads out of my fingertips onto the forum

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:51

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

oystertoadfish posted:

i really dont think the republican primary electorate would rally behind a loser but the only empirical evidence i can pretend supports my hypothesis is their refusal to re-embrace santorum or huckabee and that's not a strong argument

i think intuitively it seems fairly clear that romney, who pissed off the actual republican voters so much the first time around, wouldn't make it as a retread

and if that supposition is given it seems fairly clear that if the gop establishment were to actually follow through on this bullshit they'd be revealed to be so hilariously out of touch that even the events of 2015 wouldn't have prepared us for the reality of their inanity

but now im just making GBS threads out of my fingertips onto the forum

Definite "loser"

In politics, losers are the ones who cannot afford to brand themselves as a winner

# ? Nov 14, 2015 03:52

Patter Song: Mar 26, 2010; Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.; Fun Shoe

It's far too late, obviously, but it's a fun hypothetical. It'd really shake the race up.

If you want a pro-Romney point, "only" three filing deadlines have passed and Romney wasn't going to win South Carolina, Alabama, and Arkansas anyway. New Hampshire's filing deadline is a week from today, though, and that'd be a must-win for him, so if Romney really did let himself get committed, it'd have to be by next Friday.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 04:40

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Boosted_C5 posted:

I'd vote for him.

In a general election between Hillary and Romney, Hillary wins 99 times out of 100. The other 1 time is if she somehow died while campaigning.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 04:46

TheScott2K: Oct 26, 2003; I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Patter Song posted:

It's far too late, obviously, but it's a fun hypothetical. It'd really shake the race up.

If you want a pro-Romney point, "only" three filing deadlines have passed and Romney wasn't going to win South Carolina, Alabama, and Arkansas anyway. New Hampshire's filing deadline is a week from today, though, and that'd be a must-win for him, so if Romney really did let himself get committed, it'd have to be by next Friday.

I don't see The Mittster sullying himself with primaries. He'll just wait for that magical brokered convention.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 05:55

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

when the presidential election comes around ima write in a vote for the Smoke Filled Room

# ? Nov 14, 2015 05:59

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Harald posted:

Boehner should fuckin run

i just want him to do the debates drunk

not sorta-kinda like Randy was last debate, but blatantly slurring words, leaning on the podium, and straight-up pulling a flask out to take a hit every now and then.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 07:44

Golden Bee: Dec 24, 2009; I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

I don't think Romney can beat Biden

# ? Nov 14, 2015 08:36

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

skaboomizzy posted:

Mitt Romney might allow himself to be begged to run for President one more time because the old rich white men in charge of the GOP are terrified that they won't be able to Stump the Trump or Arson the Carson.

Get your freshest power cells out and update all your software. Bring forth your most perfect-height trees and your lemonest, wettest, goodest beverages. Now, more than ever, it is time to

Can't Stump the Trump
Can't Arson the Carson
Can't Ruse the Cruz
Can only Stall the Paul

# ? Nov 14, 2015 12:37