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TheScott2K posted:Can't elect Bobby Jindal Can't swindle the Jindal
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Nov 15, 2015 00:56
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can't hush the Piyush
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Nov 15, 2015 01:55
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Can't maul the Paul Can't trick the Kasich Can't patina the Fiorina Can't gently caress the Huck Can't twist the Christ Can't copy the Pataki Can't slam the Graham Can't gore the Gilmore
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Nov 15, 2015 02:24
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You can't afford the romney
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Nov 15, 2015 04:15
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Can't Ill the Hill.
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Nov 15, 2015 04:27
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You can parry the Perry You can walk on the Walker You can chafe the Chafee You can ebb the Webb You can lessen the Lessig
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Nov 15, 2015 05:21
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you can douche the larouche why doesn't he run for president any more?
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Nov 15, 2015 05:23
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every night i sacrifice a black ram to the gods of the howling underworld in hopes that mitt romney will return to us
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Nov 15, 2015 05:23
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a dead silence falls over the GOP convention as mitt romney rises up through a trap door in the stage. his smile is glossy, like the face of a man asphyxiated under plastic. his eyes dead and flat. "my friends," he says, "it is time." the exits slam shut and lock and the lights blow out one by one.
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Wanamingo posted:Can't maul the Paul Can't swindle the Jindal
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Nov 15, 2015 05:31
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Can't make this premise funny
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Nov 15, 2015 06:00
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oystertoadfish posted:you can douche the larouche He's 93 so he's probably satisfied just being a weirdo cult leader by now
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Nov 15, 2015 08:14
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Samuel Clemens posted:Would Mitt Romney kill baby Hitler?
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Nov 15, 2015 16:27
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who knew mitt was this much of a misandristquote:The West must stop the insanity of welcoming hundreds of thousands of people from the Middle East without knowing who exactly they are. Women, children and the elderly, perhaps, but not thousands upon thousands of single young men. https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2015/11/15/mitt-romney-obama-must-wage-war-on-the-islamic-state-not-merely-harass-it/
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Nov 15, 2015 22:16
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he just wants a harem full of those hot, hot displaced refugee arab women there are communities of his co-religionists that could facilitate this goal im just sayin
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oystertoadfish posted:he just wants a harem full of those hot, hot displaced refugee arab women More like a binder full of them
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Nov 16, 2015 03:17
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In 2012, my presidential campaign was as successful as Mitt’s. Neither of us achieved the presidency, but at least I didn’t waste millions of dollars and a year of my time in the pursuit.
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 entering the race now would be the most beautiful thing.
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Nov 16, 2015 13:59
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Rubio seems like the best contender in terms of appearances. he's got way more youthful energy than Jeb~ and ROMNEY combined. That's because Rubio has a baby face and much like all millennials has crippling, horrific debt that will sink him eventually.
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Nov 16, 2015 17:06
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if mitt holds donald trump down and shaves off his hair he will def snag the gop nom
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Nov 16, 2015 20:43
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Mr. Pumroy posted:if mitt holds donald trump down and shaves off his hair he will def snag the gop nom i think the difference is that romney is 100% without question the quintessential establishment candidate. last cycle that seemed to be important because the base wasn't 100% rallying around bachman or perry or shucky ducky or space cowboy or whomever, so having romney be the stoic old white guy was basically the signal that he should win the nomination. this cycle though, the wheels have flown off the clown car and trump and carson have jumped it over the edge of the ravine and are laughing manically through the free-fall. the base is actively rejecting the establishment candidates they're "supposed" to pick, and i don't think even a last minute romney pick at a brokered convention would change the fact that people have no enthusiasm for him. if anything i could see a brokered romney pick serve as proof to the base that their masters no longer give a poo poo what the base wants, and it could split the party, or at least severly discourage R voter turnout.
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Nov 16, 2015 20:58
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FizFashizzle posted:That's because Rubio has a baby face and much like all millennials has crippling, horrific debt that will sink him eventually. Not if party credit cards have anything to do about it!
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Nov 16, 2015 21:17
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the rnc is already carrying water for mitt
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Nov 16, 2015 22:32
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homeless poster posted:i think the difference is that romney is 100% without question the quintessential establishment candidate. last cycle that seemed to be important because the base wasn't 100% rallying around bachman or perry or shucky ducky or space cowboy or whomever, so having romney be the stoic old white guy was basically the signal that he should win the nomination. im just saying that he needs to show that he is as much a violent vicious sociopath as i imagine he is. in my dreams. my erotic dreams.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:51
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Pinterest Mom posted:the rnc is already carrying water for mitt trump should eviscerate them for that poo poo
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Nov 16, 2015 22:57
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Pinterest Mom posted:the rnc is already carrying water for mitt jeez the MRA rhetoric is getting pretty strong.
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Nov 16, 2015 23:42
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Mr. Pumroy posted:im just saying that he needs to show that he is as much a violent vicious sociopath as i imagine he is. in my dreams. my erotic dreams. "Is that Ivana Trump over there? Jeez, Willard, I mean Mitt, what are you thinking? Why would Ivana be at the Republican National Convention?"
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Nov 17, 2015 00:17
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Pinterest Mom posted:the rnc is already carrying water for mitt who is the enemy?
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Nov 17, 2015 00:21
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My Imaginary GF posted:who is the enemy? he aint a bitchboy he'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy
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Nov 17, 2015 00:41
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Mr. Pumroy posted:he aint a bitchboy after he rides the elevator sharing his '76 Chevelle
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Nov 17, 2015 01:55
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I hear he is going to announce he no longer belongs to the cult of Mormonism and is a born again Christian.
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Nov 17, 2015 01:58
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homeless poster posted:i think the difference is that romney is 100% without question the quintessential establishment candidate. last cycle that seemed to be important because the base wasn't 100% rallying around bachman or perry or shucky ducky or space cowboy or whomever, so having romney be the stoic old white guy was basically the signal that he should win the nomination. The party is on a drunken bender right now but they'll sober up eventually and when they do, ol'mitt will be there, willing to take them back.
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Nov 17, 2015 02:07
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katlington posted:The party is on a drunken bender right now but they'll sober up eventually and when they do, ol'mitt will be there, willing to take them back. Sorry, Ted Cruz already used the designated driver analogy. Mitt is somehow even more square than that.
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Nov 17, 2015 02:50
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Can't quit the Mitt
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Nov 17, 2015 03:12
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AARP LARPer has issued a correction as of 01:39 on Jan 23, 2016 |
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Nov 17, 2015 03:56
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http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/if-donald-trump-is-the-problem-mitt-romney-isnt-the-solution/
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Nov 17, 2015 05:18
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(To the tune of the old Nickelodeon theme) Mitt-Mitt Mitt Mitt, Ma-Mitt Mitt Mitt, Mitt's my pre-si-deeeeent.
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the piles of sun-bleached bones are all the right height
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