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paranoid randroid posted:a dead silence falls over the GOP convention as mitt romney rises up through a trap door in the stage. his smile is glossy, like the face of a man asphyxiated under plastic. his eyes dead and flat. "my friends," he says, "it is time." the exits slam shut and lock and the lights blow out one by one. Starring Mark Strong in a wig. Mr.48 has issued a correction as of 12:52 on Nov 17, 2015 |
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I can feel it in my water. Its going to happen.
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katlington posted:I can feel it in my water. Its going to happen. Ann? Is that you?
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Another Romney/Clinton primary that will surely give way to a more fulfilling, hilarious general election campaign.
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Mitt Romney - old rich out of touch white dude. Enjoys horse dancing, driving Cadillacs and friends with NASCAR team owners. Net worth: $250 million Donald Trump - owns a gold plated jet, skyscrapers, golf courses. Can self fund 2 presidential campaigns and still be a billionare. Man of the people and beloved by blue collar workers. Net worth: between 4 and 10 billion Clearly we need Mitt in 2016 to stump the trump.
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how would mitt even compete with Trump? jesus christ that debate would be a fuckin' slaughter like watching Lebron dunk on a literal baby. (Please let this happen)
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The Nastier Nate posted:Mitt Romney... Net worth: $250 million This number seemed astonishingly, unbelievably low to me given his track record... I didn't obsess about the primaries four years ago, so maybe this is old news to everyone here who did, but this is an interesting article on the topic from 2012: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...7057_story.html My guess is he was above 1bn when his stakes in the funds in 2012 were realized, and even higher today after four years of market growth. Conservative/J-curve PE valuations would make it easy to fabricate a much lower net worth than he really had. Crazy to think that he was trying to pretend he was less wealthy, versus Trump's numbers fluctuating by billions depending on his mood today 
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thethreeman posted:This number seemed astonishingly, unbelievably low to me given his track record... I didn't obsess about the primaries four years ago, so maybe this is old news to everyone here who did, but this is an interesting article on the topic from 2012: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...7057_story.html Mitt Romney was trying to look less like a ridiculously wealthy and privileged member of the elite and failed miserably as every aspect of his personality showed that he was, lower reported wealth regardless. Trump is trying to look like an insanely rich cultist of mammon who glories in how much wealth he possesses. He is being a lot more successful for the same reason mitt failed.
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i can only imagine a race between trump and romney would end with trump getting hacked to death with a fire axe while romney screams about restaurant reservations
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Romney turns up to the convention wearing a raincoat and a smile.
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paranoid randroid posted:i can only imagine a race between trump and romney would end with trump getting hacked to death with a fire axe while romney screams about restaurant reservations 
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UrbicaMortis posted:Mitt Romney was trying to look less like a ridiculously wealthy and privileged member of the elite and failed miserably as every aspect of his personality showed that he was, lower reported wealth regardless. My favorite part was when he was called out for having a car elevator and his comeback was “real estate is expensive in Malibu, so I need an underground garage and a car elevator to make the most of it”.
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Platystemon posted:My favorite part was when he was called out for having a car elevator and his comeback was “real estate is expensive in Malibu, so I need an underground garage and a car elevator to make the most of it”. I can't believe they thought he had a chance. 
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I said at the time that Romney should have just owned the car lift and said something to the effect of “I will make America so prosperous that every man can afford a car lift”. Trump is proving me right.
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excuse me the car elevator was in la jolla, not malibu
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if theres one thing i cant stand its people misrepresenting my man the romster
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Can this stop being posted. It's a photoshop. Yeah it's really dumb of his campaign to have some children wear t-shirts that arranged a certain way spelled money. Just like it was really dumb of the white house to have Michelle Obama hold a white sign with a hash tag on it to be easy manipulated by anyone. For any non believers http://www.snopes.com/politics/romney/money.asp Bloody Queef has issued a correction as of 21:20 on Nov 21, 2015 |
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Mitt Romney has a normal, American family, the kind that has five kids. (Not those kids, but in a staggering coincidence, he really does have five sons.) Platystemon has issued a correction as of 21:29 on Nov 21, 2015 |
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Bloody Queef posted:Can this stop being posted. It's a photoshop. Yeah it's really dumb of his campaign to have some children wear t-shirts that arranged a certain way spelled money. Just like it was really dumb of the white house to have Michelle Obama hold a white sign with a hash tag on it to be easy manipulated by anyone. Yeah but R-Money is a sick rear end street name that Romney should have just owned while he was, um, what's the term, letting the dogs out?
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Who? Who?
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Bloody Queef posted:Can this stop being posted. It's a photoshop. Yeah it's really dumb of his campaign to have some children wear t-shirts that arranged a certain way spelled money. Just like it was really dumb of the white house to have Michelle Obama hold a white sign with a hash tag on it to be easy manipulated by anyone. lol Yeah, presidential campaigns are all about the hard facts. Now how about that birth certificate.
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Lord of Pie posted:lol Birth certificate truthers are the worst thing to happen to the GOP since the tea party
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Thump! posted:Yeah but R-Money is a sick rear end street name that Romney should have just owned while he was, um, what's the term, letting the dogs out? someone made this in 2012 
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Bloody Queef posted:Can this stop being posted. It's a photoshop. Yeah it's really dumb of his campaign to have some children wear t-shirts that arranged a certain way spelled money. Just like it was really dumb of the white house to have Michelle Obama hold a white sign with a hash tag on it to be easy manipulated by anyone. Shocking. I am shocked !
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Joementum posted:The Boston Globe's new New Hampshire poll stumped the Trump :it's happening:
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Nov 22, 2015 02:39
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Zas posted::it's happening: Mitt! It connotes Desperation! 
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Pinterest Mom posted:the rnc is already carrying water for mitt r-money lookin' old and busted
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Zas posted::it's happening: Oh my god they're putting polls out with Romney in them. I love this election so much.
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Trump is already threatening to go third party. ROMENTUM
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Is it bad that the only thing I remember about Romney is the "Binders Fulla Women" thing?
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Matthewtheman posted:Is it bad that the only thing I remember about Romney is the "Binders Fulla Women" thing? Not really, but "47% of America won't support me" was pretty good too.
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Please Proceed was a magic moment
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i liked when obama explained to him why our 21st century navy is not a 19th century navy
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additional cuts from the hit album Binders Fulla Women: Lemon/Wet/Good The Trees Are the Right Height Here Who Let the Dogs Out? (Who? Who?) Ryan Ryan Romney Romney Great Friends (NASCAR Owners) Pet Dog (The Car Roof Song)
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Xenophon posted:Lemon/Wet/Good When a guy who doesn't actually want to be president gets tired on the campaign trail: “Get out and vote next year, this November, I mean!” said Romney, wiping beads of sweat off his brow. At one point, stopping to guzzle a glass of lemonade, Romney was asked how it tasted, to which he replied, "Lemon. Wet. Good." 
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