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WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Oh god I'm in Miami and have to be back in Miami in two weeks and then again two weeks after that

gently caress Miami

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WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
It's a p fun game

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
We're in Miami for my grandfather's 90th. We left the kid with my parents to get drinks with a high school friend, and the kid feel asleep in their bed and was sleeping there when we got home at 1.

We're like phew, all clear, right up until he throws up in my parents' bed at 2:30 then spends the rest of the night throwing up in ours. He has no clean clothes any more and we went through like 20 towels and at least two sets of sheets last night.

Always have kids

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sharkie posted:

ok, that actually sounds like how "gay" or "human being" is used in the US (ex: "Look at that human being who likes that gay videogame...wait don't call me homophobic, I don't have a problem with gay people!!"), though thankfully people have been pushing back against it and using those words in that sense definitely marks you as a lovely and immature person, at least in many places. And in fact that use of "jew" is also going on in the US, it's just that I think if you scratch off the paint it's just common everyday antisemitism (or homophobia) underneath. Though of course I'm talking about my US perspective of how it's used in the US.

gently caress this jew earth

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
korbel don't tell your whole crew is ice cream fudge

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
I wish I were playing fallout instead of doing whatever it is in doing right now

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Shopping out to Boston

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Headline says "Terrorists Strike Paris" and I'm like "of course, Paris is always on strike"

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Flying home on an hour

Gonna play so much fallout

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Exclamation Marx posted:

the security guard who frisked the attempted stadium bomber was probs muslim

who's profiling now

check and made, libtards

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/NeedADebitCard

this is the greatest twitter ever

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
my commute is from my bedroom to my office, probably about three feet of hallway or so

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
In Miami again, sigh

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
I visited my grandfather in the hospital today and he told me a story of some black guy on death row he represented on appeal back in the fifties as a baby lawyer after his partner, who had been defending him, got his practice ruined by HUAC and his client basically got railroaded to execution.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Well, the person who was supposed to be watching my dogs this week bailed on us... after we'd already left.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Miami got better

Hanging with my cousin's brewery's beer tent

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

Miami got better

Hanging with my cousin's brewery's beer tent

ironic, my wife and I were going to go to our college bar, and the street was blocked off, and we ran into his tent

noice

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm drunk now goodnight

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
I think I drank a whole bottle of whiskey tonight

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
drunk again, two nights in a row


awwww yissssss

almost makes me want to move back to Miami

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

SedanChair posted:

wj you should post more here, this is the place for sporadic one-line post droppers

I used to post more, but then fallout 4

buy I beat it so I'll probably just post when I get home

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
a year ago o bought a Jetta at 0% because I needed a car because my wife got a new job that would have been an hour in the metro vs. 10 minutes drive

God drat I hate that car

Too small, I have to fold up my kid just for him to fit in it

I'm thinking Durango R/T

then get a Hyundai Genesis to replace my wife's leased Outback when the lease is over

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Man I got bad allergies to Miami

My neck is all red and I'm like "well I have a sunburn" but I haven't been outside all week

gently caress

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
I can't believe I grew up here

Every loving time I come down to visit I get terrible allergies

Back to DC on Saturday

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
i'm back home from miami after having a p bad allergic reaction to my parents' house

i'm trying to convince them to just sell it because trying to fix this mold problem ain't happening

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

i'm back home from miami after having a p bad allergic reaction to my parents' house

i'm trying to convince them to just sell it because trying to fix this mold problem ain't happening

they keep this up, i'm gonna have to pull the "not bringing the grandkid down" trump card

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
they should make XXX parodies of classic movies

The Red Vadge of Courage:

woman is cast in gangbang with multiple women, runs away during filming

comes back to set, takes every money shot

fin

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v3CzvQ9e_w

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
in honor of #GivingTuesday and #WorldAIDSDay, I'm giving AIDS

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
tfw you have a superb poop

that's me

right now

man feels good man

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
http://www.summiticeapparel.com/

:holymoley:

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
i got in a car accident tonight and am now dead and am a ghost

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jagchosis posted:

did your dog die too from negligent dog sitter

I stealth fired her and has me neighbor take care of them

I brought back a six pack of Cigar City Jai Alai in payment

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
chatte thread

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
There's no way there's gonna be a brokered convention

Either Trump wins the early states, and he's the nominee, or either Rubio or Cruz does

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
What about putting a sock on dog face??? Am that crimes?????!

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
AM THIS CRIME?????

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Alligator Horse posted:

The crime is owning a whatever-that-is

the sock or the dog?

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WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
i

Alligator Horse posted:

The unidentified object behind the dogge.

i just checked

it was a hoodie

how does it feel to be literally george zimmerman irl

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