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The Little Kielbasa posted:Nouveau riche though. For anyone over 30 with an acceptable level of breeding, the word "Patriots" immediately conjures images of a trash-caliber franchise and tepid crowds more concerned with the latest Johnny Damon gossip than anything happening on the foot-ball pitch or whatever it's called. The Pats know this is how the real aristocracy views them, which is why they always come across as so grasping and desperate. Maybe in a decade or two they'll find acceptance and lose the insecurity. Who can tell. What are the 49ers or Raiders than? Families that lost all their riches and whose daughters now work as hookers?
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Nov 19, 2015 19:38
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The Raiders are Clint Eastwood then vs Clint Eastwood now.
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The Bills are like MySpace, they were super hot for 4 years but now no one loves them. They almost were a dynasty, instead they are a dynasty of almost and have a Ryan as a head coach.
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INSPECTAH DECK posted:In related news, Donald Trump will become President of the United States of America. trump's an interesting thought experiment in which whether someone from an incredibly wealthy background can still become enamored with tacky new money trappings.
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The Little Kielbasa posted:Nouveau riche though. For anyone over 30 with an acceptable level of breeding, the word "Patriots" immediately conjures images of a trash-caliber franchise and tepid crowds more concerned with the latest Johnny Damon gossip than anything happening on the foot-ball pitch or whatever it's called. The Pats know this is how the real aristocracy views them, which is why they always come across as so grasping and desperate. Maybe in a decade or two they'll find acceptance and lose the insecurity. Who can tell. buncha captains of the steel and shipping industry laughing about that upstart bill gates
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Elephanthead posted:The Bills are like MySpace, they were super hot for 4 years but now no one loves them. They almost were a dynasty, instead they are a dynasty of almost and have a Ryan as a head coach. That would make the Patriots Facebook in this metaphor.
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Hmmm, ok. Tom (Gates)"if I cheat my way to enough super bowl wins, they'll be forced to love me as much as they love Peyton(Jobs)" I'll allow it
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The great one is still alive
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Hmmm, ok. Tom (Gates)"if I cheat my way to enough super bowl wins, they'll be forced to love me as much as they love Peyton(Jobs)" I presume Eli is Wozniak in this situation.
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And much like Gates, Brady is still alive and doing good works, while Peyton already has one foot in the grave.
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:hahaha Brady is Gatsby This is a good post
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The Ravens are Holden Caulfield.
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The Bills are Jake Barnes
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The Browns are Willy Loman.
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That Which Squeaks posted:The Bills are Jake Barnes Now this is a good post
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Chiefs are Ignatius J. Reily
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Probably Magic posted:*Subscribes to fanfiction.net/metapod.* Anytime
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Parmesan Basil posted:Chiefs are Ignatius J. Reily That's p charitable.
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The Rams are Al Bundy
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Peyton is Santiago. The Broncos are the marlin.
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The Lions are Gregor Samsa.
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ChickenMedium posted:Peyton is Santiago. The Broncos are the marlin. He's more like Carmen Santiago
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