im going to feed the goats

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Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Isaac posted:

I pick up eggs and feed birds

do the birds have big talons

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

goat meat is good

# ? Nov 15, 2015 00:41

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

Characteristics

Goat has a reputation for strong, gamey flavour, but can be mild depending on how it is raised and prepared. Caribbean cultures often prefer meat from mature goats, which tend to be more pungent; the best meat comes from younger goats that are six to nine months old. Ribs, loins, and tenderloin goat meat are suitable for quick cooking, while other parts are best for long braising. Despite being classified as red meat, goat is leaner and contains less cholesterol, fat, and protein than both lamb and beef, and less energy than beef or chicken; therefore, it requires low-heat, slow cooking to preserve tenderness and moisture.

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Isaac posted:

I pick up eggs and feed birds

my mam does this and she only has 3 chickens so idk if you're a farmer

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sluggo is mad: Jan 14, 2012; Buglord

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www: Aug 4, 2010

you have goat to be kidding op

# ? Nov 15, 2015 00:49

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

my mam does this and she only has 3 chickens so idk if you're a farmer

Theres definitely less than 3000 birda but more than 3

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

www posted:

you have goat to be kidding op

Very good

# ? Nov 15, 2015 00:50

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Isaac posted:

Theres definitely less than 3000 birda but more than 3

can i come work on your farm and drink your beer and take your drugs?

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Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

sluggo is mad posted:

just kids having fun

# ? Nov 15, 2015 00:58

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

can i come work on your farm and drink your beer and take your drugs?

This could work if it means i have more free time to drink and do drugs

# ? Nov 15, 2015 00:58

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Isaac posted:

This could work if it means i have more free time to drink and do drugs

seems unlikely if i'm drinking and on drugs

# ? Nov 15, 2015 01:11

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

two pharmaceutically compromised goons and a lot of goats

idk if i'm comfortable with this

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Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

Isaac posted:

3 guard goats.

How the gently caress are your dogs even clean given the amount of rain we've had in the last few days?

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OhsH: Jan 12, 2008

yeah man, need pecky becky updates on the reg again, safe to say you can consolidate all ur aminal posting to here

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

two pharmaceutically compromised goons and a lot of goats

idk if i'm comfortable with this

Think of the kids! :haw:

# ? Nov 15, 2015 01:26

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Lolie posted:

How the gently caress are your dogs even clean given the amount of rain we've had in the last few days?

I dont know. Also how do you know its been raining.

One of the dogs is named lolly as well like your username.

Im spooked

Isaac fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Nov 15, 2015

# ? Nov 15, 2015 01:26

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Isaac posted:

Groups of goat kids are like little human kids. They work out games together and keep playing it till theyre tuckered out.

When they are tiny one might climb in a feed trough and they go round in order taking turns at jumping in.

Later they find bigger stuff like a fork in a tree and tàke turns leaping up to it with out falling.

They also really like the sound that the little hoofs make on metal siding. We discovered this when my mom had a little goat door cut in her barn and the metal siding was sitting on the ground.

Isaac posted:

3 guard goats.

And that's what those pyrs likely believe.

Bored fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Nov 15, 2015

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Bored posted:

They also really like the sound that the little hoofs make on metal siding. We discovered this when my mom had a little goat door cut in her barn and the metal siding was sitting on the ground.

And that's what those pyrs likely believe.

I think they do like the metal noise theyre always clanging on stuff

Meremma dogs

# ? Nov 15, 2015 01:42

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Isaac posted:

I think they do like the metal noise theyre always clanging on stuff

Meremma dogs

Whoops. I thought Maremma sheepdogs were black, for some reason. My bad. I know nothing about the breed other than some crazy lady wanted one in a PI thread several years back.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 01:46

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Theyre very cute but unsuitable for much other than guarding livestock. Theyre very independent and bark alot.

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

The beckster practicing our falconry routine perched on my arm

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Heres an action shot of goat games

# ? Nov 15, 2015 08:05

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

How much do goats cost? I don't think my local pet store stocks goats.

I need this information to plan for my retirement. I will buy a farm and watch them climb stuff all day.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 08:08

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Bagarthach posted:

How much do goats cost? I don't think my local pet store stocks goats.

I need this information to plan for my retirement. I will buy a farm and watch them climb stuff all day.

I asked my sister and she said $450 and shes still talking to be about goats and genetics and things but im posting on gbs and not paying attention.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 08:15

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Im surrounded by a gang of young goats

# ? Nov 15, 2015 08:36

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Isaac posted:

Im surrounded by a gang of young goats

I'm surprised they're not going for that ashtray

# ? Nov 15, 2015 08:52

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

The cops have arrived and the goats are going to jail

# ? Nov 15, 2015 09:45

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

Isaac posted:

Im surrounded by a gang of young goats

what do you do with these goats

pets, milk, meat, all three?

(i hate goat milk)

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Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Isaac posted:

Heres some photos i took for gbs this morning.

Big goat

Driving the big truck with lots of little goats around

This is the only goat i let drive the tractor

3 guard goats.

You are a good ~~man~~ ~~woman~~ ~~goat-haver~~ person who knows a goat-haver. I like these actual goats and this cow goat and these dog-goats and that chicken-goat for sure.

Maldoror posted:

what do you do with these goats

pets, milk, meat, all three?

(i hate goat milk)

But goat cheese is delicious

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OhsH: Jan 12, 2008

Isaac posted:

The beckster practicing our falconry routine perched on my arm

majestic

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Isaac posted:

The beckster practicing our falconry routine perched on my arm

I wanna pet your cock.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 15:51

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

Tendai posted:

But goat cheese is delicious

no

cow cheese only

(i don't like the sour tastes from the medium chain triglycerides, just a personal thing i guess :gerty:

)

# ? Nov 15, 2015 15:54

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Maldoror posted:

no

cow cheese only

(i don't like the sour tastes from the medium chain triglycerides, just a personal thing i guess )

You are a broken human being and/or a body snatcher

Either way I'm watching you

:catstare:

# ? Nov 15, 2015 16:11

Fluo: May 25, 2007

Isaac posted:

Okay my spliff is done. My idea so far is to pet the goats

# ? Nov 15, 2015 16:20

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Smoke a joint, pet a goat

That actually sounds like a pretty good Saturday evening to me

# ? Nov 15, 2015 16:21

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Tendai posted:

Smoke a joint, pet a goat

That actually sounds like a pretty good Saturday evening to me

Gonna empty quote this

# ? Nov 15, 2015 17:48

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

Isaac posted:

those are some good guard goats. does your sister breed them?

# ? Nov 15, 2015 18:53

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGa3_EvIShA

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Maldoror posted:

what do you do with these goats

pets, milk, meat, all three?

(i hate goat milk)

They're dairy goats i think

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