The Dorkroom Zine: Get your shitty photos published (in a shitty zine)

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8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

Im down

# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 05:40

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:36

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

Option two

# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 11:02

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

if anything bury a joke in the dedication or copywright info not in the intro

# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 23:23

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Thoogsby posted:

Okay so who's going to pony up the $1,000 to have Alec Soth review this thing: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/631970180/the-winnebago-workshop

gently caress that, for 10K we can make him drive around in a van with a license plate that says "LOLHDR"

# ¿ Nov 23, 2015 22:58

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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elgarbo posted:

Just a reminder to get your photos in, folks. The Official Dorkroom Zine email account is currently pretty bare - it's mostly just alkenphel changing his mind about what to submit.

Email your poo poo to dorkroomzine@gmail.com by December 5.

I blocked out some time this weekend to agonize over submissions.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 01:38

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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MythObstacleIV posted:

I sent mine a while ago as a google drive link since the zip was still too huge. I don't know if that works or not. :/

Same, my LF scans are like 10k on a side.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 19:33

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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So yeah I uh submitted huge files so when it comes to printing just get at me if the ones I sent need to be fixed.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 00:07

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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bobmarleysghost posted:

If he doesn't come out of this with PTSD I'll eat my hat.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 19:59

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Mido posted:

DONT DOXX ME!!

too late, goons are coming for those fries (or whatever is in the bag)

# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 00:00

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Putrid Grin posted:

Uncalibrated TV will ruin my sublime and delicate tones of my masterworks!
Now I am not making the cut for sure!
At least I will have an explanation for being robbed of this magnificent opportunity.

lol if you think those hypernerds don't calibrate their tv

# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 01:57

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Pukestain Pal posted:

No, he's reprocessing them with Gimp.

you misread that email, he's reprocessing them while wearing a gimp suit.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 03:50

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

Some one get a latex gimp suit and print all of our images on it pls, really put the masochism back into bdsm

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 13:18

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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bobmarleysghost posted:

Use your imagination

More like macrohard

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 13:55

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

blue screen of the little death :stwoon:

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 18:17

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Pukestain Pal posted:

PTSD

Post Those Scheimpflug Dickpix

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 07:17

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

we are classy, remember the time ansel put nachos in a toilet? all class.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 07:30

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

the only correct response is a photo of ansel autism's rear end

# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 02:41

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

I sent 10k on the long side images so I'm in for at least 11x14 bruh

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 01:05

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

Stretch goals:

12K: elgarbo makes a video of him explaining our arts to a random bogan
18K: bloomin' onion included with book
27k: Paul Hogan leaves you a voicemail about how a croc ate your copy (you really dont get one)
35K: We airbrush ansel's face on a kangaroo and get it day drunk

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 01:25

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Putrid Grin posted:

Really? We are turning this thing onto an internet meme?
I know that this is just a forum zine, but since people are putting time and money into this, I figured we would try to not be too childish about it.

make this the blurb on the page package

# ¿ Dec 30, 2015 20:33

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Shellman posted:

It's usually dinner (and you have to fly yourself there). The blowjob is implied.

Platinum member donation: $15K: You fly to Australia, Elgarbo and WTF take you to Deaders house so you can throw empty beer cans at him for keeping the AE1 nearly as long as NYC did then you have a cookout or something (airfare and beers not included)

# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 10:48

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Dren posted:

# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 14:37

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Shellman posted:

Sounds great, when do I get to see the dingos???

after dinner if you play your cards right :wink:

# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 17:06

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Pledged for 2 copies and shared the Kickstarter over to the On Taking Pictures G+ group (which has people in it unlike the rest of G+).

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 05:43

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Get a tattoo of a 4x5 camera on your rear end with the proceeds

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 07:04

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

Make vol 2 screenshots of our posts and noone will submit to vol 3,

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 20:59

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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daspope posted:

I think it would be helpful to know how work safe the content/photos are before grabbing a copy for certain friends/family. Some people can't deal with a nipple or knob

bruh it's 80 pages of dick pix

# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 04:50

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

Stretch goals: 8k a 5 min HD video of the ausart goons frolicking naked as a kangaroo through giant stacks of 'zines

# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 05:18

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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My kickstarter survey will list my address as "the loving trash can"

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 08:22

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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I ordered two copies one to keep and one to leave in the bathroom of a five star hotel after having sex with a high class escort.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 07:33

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

yeah, hurry up I'm nearly out of toilet paper

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 04:14

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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brb adding *!*PUBLISHED ART PHOTOGRAPHER*!* to my Linkedin

# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 01:50

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Spedman posted:

I better be endorsed for "light sculpting" or "photon artistry"

"silver halide shitfuckery"

# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 06:02

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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bobmarleysghost posted:

Rest of the money should be used to open up the official Dorkroom gallery in whatever city it's cheap enough to buy such a space in

open a gallery in atlantis, by that I mean throw them in the ocean

# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 22:43

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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BANME.sh posted:

A successful goon project????

it's filled with our photos, successful is not the term that is correct

# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 06:11

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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#shitpostography

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 22:35

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Classic Bryan

# ¿ May 1, 2016 06:14

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:36

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

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Got my two copies. Looks dope.

# ¿ May 10, 2016 05:18

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