What's the worst thing you've ever witnessed in the workplace?

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A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

that time I tried to "gently caress my way to the top" but it's just me and other straight males at my job

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A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Slugnoid posted:

Just last week I found out the girl I sit next to at work has been keeping secret spreadsheets of what time I'm arriving and going home.

lol seriously

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 09:42

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Fluo posted:

Are you going to do the same to her

she probably comes in before him and leaves after

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 09:43

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

You should hack it and make it say you work 80+ hours per week

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 09:48

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Slugnoid posted:

When the secret spreadsheet came to light so too did the 'little black book' attack diary she'd been keeping, listing every little perceived slight any co-worker had ever made against her (including the time and date).

She was stupid enough to include pages about the director, registrar and the managers too so I'm pretty sure she wont there too much longer.

sounds awesome

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A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Regalingualius posted:

I did an internship at a small-town PD over the summer, once.

One morning, they got a call about some teen who'd been threatening his mother with a knife. Obviously sent a cop out to try and defuse the situation, and I thought nothing of it.

About an hour later, the entire department cleared out for something. Turned out the kid had turned the knife on himself.

Reading this in my head the teen was Leo in Marvin's room.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 10:27

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