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El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

nomadologique posted:

lol why teh gently caress would you probate applewhite for that

is it ironic? im missing the punchline where beating an animal to death was supposed to be funny

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El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

klapman posted:

people have literally talked about babies being baked in this thread, as something that happened in their job. this guy does the same thing but about a pig and you get all righteous, you big loving baby


e: big loving baked alive baby

link me to the baby baking post since I didn't actively read or post here prior to my modding

El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

Prav posted:

i enjoyed applewhite's story about the worst thing that he's witnessed at his workplace.

I don't mind him seeing his coworker commit a heinous crime and get maimed, but it's hosed up to me that he participated in the act as well

El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

klapman posted:

e: whoops sorry didnt work, here


e: jeez sorry just mad fumble fingers here today, haha! here is the real post where a baby gets roasted

lol

El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

ill take your word for it now that he isn't a hosed up weirdo

El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

trying to jack off posted:

trying to brutally slaughter a pig with a hammer is animal cruelty which can carry a felony sentencing so i think 6 hours not posting on a website isnt a bad punishment

I'm hoping that he just happened to make a post that was in very poor taste, because I retracted a ban I had queued after people vouched for him. I'm looking into it unless people want to dig through his posts for me and convince me he probably wasn't being ironic

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El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

Applewhite posted:

The pig story was a continuation of my hilarious misadventures at Krogers for which I am well known.
Those stories and many others can be found here http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3705117

Ok, my bad. Please forgive me because in previous mod experiences I've seen people actually confess to things like ignoring a rape in process, assaulting their best friend with a shovel, hitting a live bird with a baseball bat, donating their last 50 dollars to charity because they think they sent too many pms to a female poster. I'm a bit rusty and also a piece of poo poo.

*flushes toilet and disappears*

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