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I have one co worker from Vietnam who is something like 55 years old. I could tell a lot of stories about him, but he likes talking about how many hookers he has sex with to anyone who will listen. Once, I walked into the break room to find him in front of the soda fountain using the cold water to wash his dick. There was also a bit of a pigeon problem in the warehouse over the summer. Mostly it just manifested as birds flying around every now and again, and occasional bird poo poo splattered of bottles. One day, I was driving one of those power jacks around when I spot a pigeon flying through the rafters when it suddenly flies straight into a spinning ceiling fan, bounces off, and hits the ground as the air is filled with downy feathers slowly falling to the ground. The bird was in a bad way, thrashing around and making GBS threads everywhere until a co worker and I swept it out the nearest bay doors with a broom.
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Nooner posted:You're the bad guy jedi to my good guy geordi. I guess what I'm saying is you can strike me down but I still have a cool rear end visor and also the holodeck Hey nooner I could probably hook you up with a job if you live in Saskatchewan
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El Spider posted:is it ironic? im missing the punchline where beating an animal to death was supposed to be funny "What's the worst thing you've ever witnessed in the workplace?" I don't think it needs to be funny and horrifying stories caused by incompetence are funny.
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Ellen DeGenerates posted:I work in a book store and there's a guy who comes in who always, always comes in clutching a Cthulhu plush toy to his chest. He looks like he's in his late twenties, early thirties. It's red with black highlights, has a Nazi armband complete with swastika, and is covered in crusty little stains. I don't know whether these are food or cum or what. This has been going on for 3+ years now. The guy barely says a word and just stares at me creepily as I ring him out. They're not cum stains >: (
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Nov 18, 2015 02:44
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tater_salad posted:So you work from home then OP     
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Nov 18, 2015 03:54
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trying to jack off posted:youre the worst poster on this website No I am.
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Nov 18, 2015 05:18
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Isaac posted:The new big big boss is my old little boss. Im gonna use this to slack off even more. How'd your penis get promoted before you did?
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Nov 22, 2015 23:53
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Kat R. Waulin posted:I work from home. I didn't know you were a retard masturbator!
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Nov 24, 2015 12:45
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Applewhite posted:I used to work at the Red Bull factory. As many of you know, one of the primary active ingredients in Red Bull is Taurine. What most of you probably don't know is that "taurine" is just a fancy word for "bull urine." (A portmanteau of the latin "taur" meaning "bull" and "ine" as in urine.) hosed up if true!
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Nov 25, 2015 17:48
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Code Jockey posted:We used to have insanely permissive security policies on the workstations at my work and combined with my domain admin account I used to spend entire days poking around their contents. The poo poo people kept on their work computers, lmao Tell us more. Don't leave us hanging.
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Nov 28, 2015 00:43
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Nooner posted:I guess he'll never be the head of a major corporation
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Nothing ever exciting happens when you work in a cubicle... So you work from home?
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