What's the worst thing you've ever witnessed in the workplace?

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plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Applewhite leave piggy wiggy alone!

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 20:17

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plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

LadyAmbien posted:

Yeah, I'm not exactly understanding this probation. Ease up, Spider Dude!

Mod sass from the lady of gibbis

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 21:05

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Applewhite posted:

I used to work as the day manager for a videogame arcade back when video arcades were a thing.
There are a lot of stories from that time but the one that stands out to me was the day of the thunderstorm when one of the cabinets got struck by lightning and the kid who was playing it at the time got sucked into the game!
As is standard procedure for when this kind of thing happens, I rushed over to the cabinet to play the game and help the kid stuck inside to finish (the only way to free someone stuck inside a game is to beat the game).
Unfortunately, the game was Mortal Kombat and even playing my best, I still wasn't able to save him. Scorpion got him with a Fatality about twenty seconds in and I had to watch the kid get eviscerated before my very eyes

I hope you're banned as punishment for your failure to save that poor child!

# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 15:32

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