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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > What's the worst thing you've ever witnessed in the workplace?
 
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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

 back when i worked at a pool concessions stand, one of the preppy lifeguards came in on her break and gulped down a hot dog. then she started choking on it. my coworker did the Heimlich immediately and she was just a bit shaken up afterwards, but that was pretty terrifying

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

huskarl_marx posted:

i hope this was some next level flirting by preppy lifeguard
i highly doubt nearly suffocating to death constitutes flirting unless you're into that stuff, which i am not

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

huskarl_marx posted:

being heroic is pretty sexy though
i suppose that's true but that's going pretty far to flirt with a loving 16 year old snack bar attendent

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

criscodisco posted:

I spent years in a pediatric trauma center, so lots.

Had a15 year old who was in the bed of a truck when it got hit by a train. They found his leg at the scene, and the rest of him a quarter mile down the tracks. Had a baby that was raped to death.

Also a baby that got microwaved. I know that's an old urban legend, but it happened in Dayton around a decade ago. When we went to do chest compressions it's chest split open like an overcooked chicken.
:stare:

somehow you stayed sane through all that. bless you.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

revmoo posted:

One time we portscanned a like a /12 instead of the client network
en ingles por favor

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