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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i once saw a guy have an epileptic seizure. another idiot jumped on top of him and started trying to give him cpr. he later died from having a seizure while he was driving on the highway a few weeks later.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

i suppose that's true but that's going pretty far to flirt with a loving 16 year old snack bar attendent

dont sign your posts

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

This alcoholic used to come in and have a seizure and break a bone and get blood everywhere like every 8 weeks

i think i know that guy. is he dead now?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i once saw a bald eagle out back :)

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Dave_Indeed posted:

In college I worked at Sears in the fitness department. I was J chillen on a treadmill and this nerd mother gently caress starts looking like he's got to sneeze, then just falls into a bunch of poo poo, shaking like a fool. I flew into action. Needless to say I looked fly as hell. Anyhow, I dragged this bitch away from the snow blowers and made some girl call 911 like a hero.

The firefighters came later and they all laid on top of him for some reason. I told them no need to thank me, I'm just doing my duty to society and knowing I save one citizen at a time is reward enough.

good job thats about all you can do #truehero

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

hamburger posted:

I had to call the cops on some hosed-up kook who was digging in the tree planters outside the building. He told me he was "looking for all the metal in the dirt", and I would've been more sympathetic because he was obviously not, uh, well but he was wearing a utilikilt and I saw his dick. Three squad cars came and took him away

good job thats about all you can do #truehero

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

I got laid off with no warning on Friday that's probably the worst thing I've seen at work. Also lol funemployment has been cool

great job #sarcasm well i guess maybe everything happens for a reason good luck godspeed etc.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i guess nooner doesnt know ive had him on ignore for a month. its been a fun eperience and ive never done it with anyone else i just really hate him, but i hope he gets a new job or whatever.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i once made log-splitters for a few weeks. i put i steel beam on a conveyor and pounded a wedge into the place where the log touches the wedge. (the most important part imo) i did this all day.

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