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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

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I spent years in a pediatric trauma center, so lots.

Had a15 year old who was in the bed of a truck when it got hit by a train. They found his leg at the scene, and the rest of him a quarter mile down the tracks. Had a baby that was raped to death.

Also a baby that got microwaved. I know that's an old urban legend, but it happened in Dayton around a decade ago. When we went to do chest compressions it's chest split open like an overcooked chicken.

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

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LadyAmbien posted:

Holy poo poo you guys, I meant worst as in funniest. This is traumatic.

Sorry, I guess I didn't understand the assignment.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

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Since I guessed my first post wasn't the type of "worst thing" OP had in mind, I'll go again.

When I was in college I worked at McDonalds, and some kid had diarrhea in the ball pit, while it was full of other children. I came up to the front counter to see a bunch of angry parents standing in line with their poo poo-covered children.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

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Avocados posted:

Do you just start falling apart past a certain age? Like if you hold up a pizza vertically, and the toppings & cheese are too heavy to stay on?

In a sense, but not literally falling apart. We really weren't meant to live as long as we do. Men especially.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

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subhuman filth posted:

Lol I don't believe the roast turkey baby story for a second

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_P._Arnold

This is the exact case I mentioned. Like I said, it was about a decade ago.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

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somuch_gravy posted:

I once worked in a retirement home when I was younger and this dying old lady said something really really funny to me but I can't tell you because that would break my oath to the HIPAA laws. sorry GBS.

That's not how HIPAA laws work. You can speak as in depth as you wish about any patient you've had, so long as you don't give any identifying factors as to the patient's identity.

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

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Good heavens, I should be more careful then.

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