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cat_herder

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joke_explainer posted:

oncologists are trying to cure their own cancer

obstetricians start studying the field so they can deliver their own baby

cardiologists have broken hearts

surgeons are forever patching themselves up

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mister magpie posted:

a joke is told near Carson. he twitches and then goes expressionless

ERROR carsonHumanity.class line 34: access laugh.class FILE NOT FOUND

I wish he was programmed as well as hillary, but at least he doesn't have the hidden 4th protocol to protect wallstreet.

His is just to shill pills that don't work and deny it.

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Mapparu

yeah, i know the feeling. hearing ben carson speak is just soothes my soul. sometimes after a long day of work, i light a few scented candles and just play a video with him talking in it... oh boy, its like heroin...

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
because of Ben Carson I wear a dinner plate sized belt buckle

thanks Ben

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Luvcow posted:

because of Ben Carson I wear a dinner plate sized belt buckle

thanks Ben

it's driving me nuts!!

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meteloides posted:

cardiologists have broken hearts

surgeons are forever patching themselves up

proctologists just love what they do

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