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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > i just got a robocall from ben carson
 
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Afro Doug posted:

i had no idea ben carson was a robot.i may have to change my vote to him next year

robot ben carson: as a young robot i almost STABbed a man, which wikipedia says could stand for "store to accumulator b", which is evidently a computer thing

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pig slut lisa posted:

Cell phone users: bike to grocery store, bus to work. Socially conscious consumers. Volunteer on weekends. Love to scratch dogs behind their ears. Marvel at the unburdened laughter of a baby. Generous tippers.

Landline users: Old Buicks belching black exhaust. Athlete's foot. Resentful of artists. Cheat at bridge. Never give spare change to homeless people. Feud with neighbors over chrysanthemum upkeep.
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