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bacalou posted:

no im sorry all of my pipes are 100% organic lead

its interesting that you said organic lead. there's actually such a classification, with inorganic leads being less bio-active. Like tetraethyl lead and tetramethyl lead. but you can't make a pipe out of any of them, because they're gases.

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meteloides posted:

psychiatrists are in the profession because they have sadbrains

pharmacists have hidden addictions

neurosurgeons engage in auto-trepanning

oncologists are trying to cure their own cancer

obstetricians start studying the field so they can deliver their own baby

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pig slut lisa posted:

that's illegal without your express consent

unfortunately in the video crowd interview outside the RNC, DCT jumped in front of the camera, ripped his shirt off and yelled HEY BEN CARSON, YOU CAN ROBOCALL ME ANYTIME BABY! and they've used that as an indicator of consent.

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