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20th century DCT mind: ah, the telephone. that modren miracle. that exemplar of our futuristic age. i own it, and it's good for talking. i communicate the world over from anywhere within 6 feet of this spot in the kitchen. 21 century DCT mind: ahuuuurrrrr ya, da man cawed me on the winging wall bump |
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Cell phone users: bike to grocery store, bus to work. Socially conscious consumers. Volunteer on weekends. Love to scratch dogs behind their ears. Marvel at the unburdened laughter of a baby. Generous tippers. Landline users: Old Buicks belching black exhaust. Athlete's foot. Resentful of artists. Cheat at bridge. Never give spare change to homeless people. Feud with neighbors over chrysanthemum upkeep. |
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Nov 17, 2015 22:50
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dogcrash truther posted:I got the robocall on my cell that's illegal without your express consent |
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