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Robot Made of Meat

dogcrash truther posted:

Its like valium and bob ross had a baby.


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Robot Made of Meat

pig slut lisa posted:

20th century DCT mind: ah, the telephone. that modren miracle. that exemplar of our futuristic age. i own it, and it's good for talking. i communicate the world over from anywhere within 6 feet of this spot in the kitchen.

21 century DCT mind: ahuuuurrrrr ya, da man cawed me on the winging wall bump

I have a land line because A) it's the only way to get high-speed internet for a reasonable price where I am, and B) cell phones suck. Land line phones never drop out or hang up unexpectedly, land line phones have perfectly clear audio, and land line phones are designed to fit a human head. If they could design a cell phone that worked correctly for its primary intended purpose, I wouldn't mind them so much.

Just because a technology is newer doesn't make it better.

Sheesh! Kids these days.


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Robot Made of Meat

google THIS posted:

me, in the car: dang, my call dropped when I went through that tunnel. this never would have happened if I was using a landline!

Number of traffic accidents involving cell-phone use in 2013: 1.3 million
Number of traffic accidents involving land-line use in 2013: 0.


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pig slut lisa posted:

Cell phone users: bike to grocery store on the sidewalk while talking on phone, bus to work while obsessively texting about something nobody in their right mind could possibly care about. Socially conscious consumers who've driven countless Foxconn workers to suicide. Too busy playing with phones to notice weekends. Love to text about scratching dogs behind their ears. Ignore baby because they're on the drat phone. Completely ignore waitstaff and dinner companions because they're texting.


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