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barfdog posted:activating incognito mode to have a cheeky tug to "hot nude wives dot com" while your girlfriend isnt home now activates a nest of hornets contained in the hard drive of your laptop the laptop hornets can be triggered in this way from any computer. |
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barfdog posted:activating incognito mode to have a cheeky tug to "hot nude wives dot com" while your girlfriend isnt home now activates a nest of hornets contained in the hard drive of your laptop Can I get a computer with a 'bee congnito' mode? "say no more fam"
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Bread Set Jettison posted:Can I get a computer with a 'bee congnito' mode? lol |
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DeepQantas posted:Traffic no lights Actually in limited applications traffic gets safer when there are no signals or signs at all |
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*pushes glasses up nose, speaks in extremely nasally voice* actually... |
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alnilam posted:*pushes glasses up nose, speaks in extremely nasally voice* actually... 
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alnilam posted:*pushes glasses up nose, speaks in extremely nasally voice* actually... lmao
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alnilam posted:*pushes glasses up nose, speaks in extremely nasally voice* actually... lol
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school bully shoves you into an iron maiden disguised as a locker |
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Time travel but every time you jump back one of the crew turns into a bear. |
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The hunt for Red October but Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan and Timothy Dalton got subs, too. |
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DeepQantas posted:The hunt for Red October but Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan and Timothy Dalton got subs, too. Gary Busey should have one in http://i.imgur.com/k0lkz0H.jpg |
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Time travel, but you travel into some one living in that time. You have to act lik you fit into that time period and solve the hhost bodies problems before you can time travl again. and keep the bear of courseDeepQantas posted:Time travel but every time you jump back one of the crew turns into a bear. |
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Quantum leap but instead of Scott Bakula solving host body's problems it's byob solving host body's problems. |
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Suicidal depression but if you stop being a certain amount of saddness you might explode like in that movie speed
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Instead of a bear it's two bears, but the evil bear has shaved off its moustache so you can't tell who's who. your last thought before being mauled alive: "Wait, aren't all bears evil?" |
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oliwan posted:has drugs been said? ... Im listening ...
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oliwan posted:has drugs been said? drugs...but your drug dealer is a bear |
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barfdog posted:drugs...but your drug dealer is a bear
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barfdog posted:drugs...but your drug dealer is a bear |
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capt crunch but slightly sharper
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Bread Set Jettison posted:capt crunch but slightly sharper good lord, that's suicide!
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Going to the movies. Oh, right....  already got on that.
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
marilyn manson
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Jakabite posted:The main thing that attracted me was, admittedly, the 'OH WOW NINJAS' thing, but since then I've found a lot of great things about it and it does get annoying when people just assume it's some LOLNINJAS totally kawaii thing. If you look past the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pop culture thing built around ninjutsu, it really is a great martial art, and has a fascinating history too. |
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A very safety conscious bear (like Smokey T. Bear) Improved by turning it into a regular bear |
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Bread Set Jettison posted:capt crunch but slightly sharper |
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Silly bear, Trix are for ki-YAAAuuUuGGHH! |
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visiting bears at the zoo except the zookeeper is also a bear and he's none too happy about his brethren being incarcerated |
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Werebear. Like a regular bear except also the most dangerous game. ... Werebear with a gun. ... Werebear with the power of an attorney. And she's presiding over your bar exam. And her cubs are waiting in the hall behind you. - GraawWWR! I'll see that you never work in this state again! - It wasn't me! It was the janitor called the pound! DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Nov 24, 2015 |
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Going to the dentist. But the dentist......... Is a BEAR. And they're all out of novacaine.
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