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bidets?
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Bread Set Jettison posted:bidets? making bidets with geyser-like pressure |
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Nov 25, 2015 21:03
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firehose bidets
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Nov 25, 2015 21:16
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mailorder bees! posted:firehose bidets fire bidets |
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Nov 25, 2015 21:17
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Bidets except with acid
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Nov 26, 2015 01:47
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Bidets except with bears
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Nov 26, 2015 02:27
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acid bear
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Nov 26, 2015 03:43
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Not like the grateful dead like a bear with acid skin like a cross between alien and a bear
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a joke about beating a dead horse except it's a bear |
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Nov 26, 2015 09:52
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Scrapl posted:a joke about beating a dead horse except it's a bear bearry springer: the talk show where disputes are settled by the host, who is a live, out-of-control bear |
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Dead horse bidets
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playing pinball but every time you hit a flipper there is a 1/1000 chance it delivers a large electric shock
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Nov 27, 2015 03:02
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Christmas tree, but instead of pine needles, it has hypodermic needles.
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Nov 27, 2015 05:39
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Home Alone except the burglars are also Macauley Culkins with improvised weaponry. |
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Nov 27, 2015 07:03
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Google self-driving car but a key component keeps crashing so it does whatever the gently caress it wants |
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Nov 27, 2015 07:30
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yea, it works fine when it's driving itself, but what you really need is for it to drive you to work now please or at least open the doors |
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Nov 27, 2015 13:56
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you: When did you get a... is that a combustion engine? car: Speeed meee! |
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Nov 27, 2015 13:58
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meteloides posted:Google self-driving car but a key component keeps crashing so it does whatever the gently caress it wants Google Engineer: It's been programmed to match the driving skills of a typical human driver. Reporter: Well, let's get in for a test drive shall we? Google Engineer: Sure! Google Car: **drives up and opens rear doors** Welcome! Please state your destination! Google Engineer: Please perform testdrive alpha Google Car: Affirmative! **closes doors and drives off** Google Engineer: The car's AI is very similar to how a person would drive. Up ahead we have a simulated rural traffic pattern. let's see how the car reacts! Google Car: Competitive road traffic detected ahead. Implementing proactive defensive protocol! Google Engineer/Reporter: proactive defensive protocol?!?? Google Car: that sonofabitch thinks they're gonna just jump out in front of me and slow down! gently caress that, any F-35s in range of this transmission? F-35 Tail Number 037 Niner: Roger, target acquired target acquired target acquired! I have tone, I have good tone firing missle, missle away! Google Car: Nail that sonofabitch! Google Engineer: This is both cool AND disturbing! Google Car: I'm livestreaming this poo poo, too #airoadrage **huge flash of an explosion** Reporter: ... F-35 Tail Number 037 Niner: That was fun! Google Car you are clear for a c h i l l journey! Google Engineer: I'm either fired or promoted... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Nov 27, 2015 14:35
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houndstooth garments, but made of living hounds' teeth |
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Splatmaster posted:
that was a gr8 story cars could all be improved by making them smaller and on two wheels 
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