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ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

TubeStank posted:

i'm the tiny hands

Is this Alex Smith?

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ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
"I have this player in Draft Kings therefore 10 yard penalty, awarded to Mariota's passing yards (I can do that right?)."

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

TubeStank posted:

alex does not have that kind of muscle mass

Maybe he lost it sitting being Kaepernick in SF?

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

Well, it is Florida

You watch my step sisters mouth... while I gently caress it.

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
JAX fans start coming back into the stadium because they are familiar with disappointment.

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

a cool thing is the penis of a duck

What are you implying about Andy Dalton?

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

tranime scholar posted:

"hello, i am the concussion doctor. do you have a concussion?"

"asdkasjhjasflkf" *vomits*

"he's good. get back in there son"

I am government man, come from the government.

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
Sometimes you get Bortled and sometimes you get aBorted.

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
So I missed the reason for the mustard jerseys?

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

That's his penis.

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

CowboyKid posted:

Just cause they're awesome

UCF! That successful college team!

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

ChiliMac posted:

UCF! That successful college team!

I went there, we sucked. But Bort!

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

I don't understand why Bort thought the way to prepare for a tough game with a division rival was to eat 80 microwaveable pizza rolls but hey whatever works

Well it was supposed to be a cleanse but he got all jammed up.

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
Bort done [pinch] loafing.

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
Bort has been drinking at that bar in Orlando that gives away free beer until UCF wins... came from that bar.

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
The Zac Brown band is good at football.

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

three posted:

Do people not think Bortles is poo poo because no one watches the Jags, because he seems like poo poo.

As a Bucs fan with a mediocre QB, Bortles just makes lovely loving decisions at bad times.

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

Fat Lowtax posted:

Overtime is actually very likely

We don't have the 4 point drop kick FG rule. (unfortunately)

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

Donkwich posted:

Jaguars being a little.... yellow

You Calling me Yeller!?

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
Leave Jacksonville alone.

ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

marioinblack posted:

One shot at a win. :getin:

You don't support your florida brethren?

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ChiliMac
Apr 13, 2005

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

tranime scholar posted:

mariota gonna get sacked to end it

Winner

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