NFL Week 11 Aftermath: AFC South, more like AFC Shit

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Anals of History: Jul 29, 2003

FINGERBLASTER69 posted:

get this star trek poo poo out of here

lets go the jags bitch

Kiazi's children, their faces wet

# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:13

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# ? May 2, 2024 14:49

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Well poop I though the Titans were better then this. It is probably smarter to get high draft picks then win the AFC South shitstorm.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:30

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

The Titans are basically a black hole of no talent outside Mariota and a handful of dudes, some of which are out hurt and backed up by rotting corpses.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:42

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

I really want the Raiders and Jags to both win playoff games, but I'm torn because that would certainly mean Pittsburgh was beat and I think they're the only AFC team that can beat New England.

I can't handle Patriots Panthers in the superbowl.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:47

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Speaking as an AFC South fan, please take away the division's playoff spot for the good of the league as a whole.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:49

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

So I haven't really been able to watch the Panthers this year, are they really a legit good team or is it them being relatively better than the competition? (Which to be fair might be enough to get to the Super Bowl in this year's NFC)

# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:52

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

computer parts posted:

So I haven't really been able to watch the Panthers this year, are they really a legit good team or is it them being relatively better than the competition? (Which to be fair might be enough to get to the Super Bowl in this year's NFC)

See, there's this guy called Cam Newton. He is Not A Fraud.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:54

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

You either suffer a career-ending injury or you play long enough to see yourself become the fraud.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:56

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

computer parts posted:

So I haven't really been able to watch the Panthers this year, are they really a legit good team or is it them being relatively better than the competition? (Which to be fair might be enough to get to the Super Bowl in this year's NFC)

They play good defense, they don't turn the ball over, they run it better than anyone, they have 5 legit stars on defense, they're bigger than all the other teams in the league, and they have cam newton.

They're for real.

And they're getting healthy. Charles Johnson, Dwan Edwards, and Mario Addison will all be returning to the d line.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:11

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Yeah, the Panthers are close-ish to the Seahawks of the last few years. Dominant defense (but with the strength being the linebackers instead of the secondary), and an under-talented offense that gets a lot of opportunities and makes use of them. Except Cam is basically Wilson and Marshawn combined.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:22

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

FizFashizzle posted:

I really want the Raiders and Jags to both win playoff games, but I'm torn because that would certainly mean Pittsburgh was beat and I think they're the only AFC team that can beat New England.

I can't handle Patriots Panthers in the superbowl.

Bengals???

# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:28

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

MrLogan posted:

Bengals???

no one is gonna believe in the bengals

# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:34

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Nail Rat posted:

You either suffer a career-ending injury or you play long enough to see yourself become the fraud.

The Peyton Manning story.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:44

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

The AFCS is the Star Trek Nemesis of divisons

# ? Nov 20, 2015 17:01

Blowjob Overtime: Apr 6, 2008; Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

The AFCS is the Star Trek Generations of divisons

# ? Nov 20, 2015 17:04

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Generations had the lifeforms song, Generations is better than Nemesis

# ? Nov 20, 2015 17:10

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Generations had the lifeforms song, Generations is better than Nemesis

Insurrection is by far the worst if that's what we're going for.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 17:23

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

FizFashizzle posted:

Insurrection is by far the worst if that's what we're going for.

It's like choosing between severe constipation (Insurrection) and diarrhea (Nemesis).

# ? Nov 20, 2015 17:51

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Insurrection almost had Quark, which would have made it the best of all star trek movies

# ? Nov 20, 2015 18:01

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

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# ? Nov 20, 2015 18:16

latinotwink1997: Jan 2, 2008; Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Generations had the lifeforms song, Generations is better than Nemesis

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dWBmaKk32fE

# ? Nov 20, 2015 18:18

xeria: Jul 26, 2004; Ruh roh...

Nail Rat posted:

Speaking as an AFC South fan, please take away the division's playoff spot for the good of the league as a whole.

If the AFCS just combined all its rosters into one super-team, that team MIGHT have a fighting shot at beating the Patriots!

...maybe.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 18:19

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
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Chichevache posted:

poo poo like this is why I'm glad I'm a Pats fan now.

Mel, it's not kosher to multi-account btw

FINGERBLASTER69 posted:

get this star trek poo poo out of here

lets go the jags bitch

THERE
ARE
FOUR
WINS

# ? Nov 20, 2015 18:22

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

Except Cam is basically Wilson and Marshawn combined.

He's intolerably boring and corporate while grabbing his crotch?

# ? Nov 20, 2015 18:23

7 RING SHRIMP: Oct 3, 2012

Spoeank posted:

-5.5 WARRIORS COVERING SHRIMP

NickRoweFillea posted:

i fuckin told him and now its lit for ya boys nick and shrimp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KKbdErJkiY

#NotAllHeroesWearCapes OOOOWEEEEEE

# ? Nov 20, 2015 18:27

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

What the gently caress is anyone talking about...

# ? Nov 20, 2015 18:48

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

The Titans are the "Threshold" of football.

Joking, it's the Browns. Titans are more like "Code of Honor," part of something that will eventually hold promise in the end, but in the meantime, sucks completely in an offensive way.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:00

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Probably Magic posted:

The Titans are the "Threshold" of football.

Joking, it's the Browns. Titans are more like "Code of Honor," part of something that will eventually hold promise in the end, but in the meantime, sucks completely in an offensive way.

Washington is obviously Code of Honor, my dude. Titans are that one episode where Screech is like a bubble dude and Lwxana takes a mud bath.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:04

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Who's jar jar

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:05

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Anime guy acting all haughty about Star Trek

We got ourselves a good old fashioned nerd war brewing boys.

Get a couple of GoT people in here and we got a battle of five armies deal going on

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:10

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

PrinceRandom posted:

Who's jar jar

The Redskins.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:11

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

I haven't watched anime in a long time, I just like how mad it makes people.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:14

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Probably Magic posted:

The Redskins.

Howsa do yousa likes dat?

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:14

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

xeria posted:

If the AFCS just combined all its rosters into one super-team, that team MIGHT have a fighting shot at beating the Patriots!

...maybe.

It'd have a hell of a wide receiver corps I suppose.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:15

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Anime guy acting all haughty about Star Trek

We got ourselves a good old fashioned nerd war brewing boys.

Get a couple of GoT people in here and we got a battle of five armies deal going on

who's your favorite pokemon

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:17