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Nodelphi: Jan 30, 2004; We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.; Ham Wrangler

I would know.

# ? Nov 21, 2015 11:26

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Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

I would finally hunt down the poster that killed my son.

# ? Nov 21, 2015 11:27

Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

Joust posted:

I would finally hunt down the poster that killed my son.

Then melt down when it was my own sock puppet.

# ? Nov 21, 2015 11:28

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

I would change forums names

For example I'd call the book barn 'lmao if you read books nerds'

And maybe d&d would be called 'RETARD ZONE'

idk it's a work in progress

# ? Nov 21, 2015 11:29

Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

RideTheSpiral posted:

I would change forums names

For example I'd call the book barn 'lmao if you read books nerds'

And maybe d&d would be called 'RETARD ZONE'

idk it's a work in progress

This but change ask/tell to farts/smell.

# ? Nov 21, 2015 11:30

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

Joust posted:

This but change ask/tell to farts/smell.

that's a good one

# ? Nov 21, 2015 11:31

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

change the gun forum to

THE BUTT HOLE

# ? Nov 21, 2015 11:36

Smelly Bohemian: Aug 20, 2015; by Lowtax

I'd make Butt Wizardry illegal and punished by butt burning at the butt stake.

# ? Nov 21, 2015 15:39

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Stick my dick in the mod vacuum

# ? Nov 21, 2015 15:54

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

i'd finally fill the void in my heart

# ? Nov 21, 2015 16:56

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

have a meltdown

# ? Nov 21, 2015 17:02

whatevz: Sep 22, 2013; I lack the most basic processes inherent in all living organisms: reproducing and dying.

Ban lowtax for faggin up the forums.

# ? Nov 21, 2015 17:04

whatevz: Sep 22, 2013; I lack the most basic processes inherent in all living organisms: reproducing and dying.

RideTheSpiral posted:

I would change forums names

For example I'd call the book barn 'lmao if you read books nerds'

And maybe d&d would be called 'RETARD ZONE'

idk it's a work in progress

# ? Nov 21, 2015 17:08

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

RideTheSpiral posted:

I would change forums names

For example I'd call the book barn 'lmao if you read books nerds'

And maybe d&d would be called 'RETARD ZONE'

idk it's a work in progress

and TV/IV?

# ? Nov 21, 2015 17:13

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

tbh I don't think you can top when FYAD was called "Let's Play!"

# ? Nov 21, 2015 17:14

tie-dye my titties: Jun 14, 2014; by WE B Boo-ourgeois

Check myself into some kind of mental institution because clearly I'd have hit rock bottom

# ? Nov 21, 2015 17:25

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

a hole-y ghost posted:

and TV/IV?

the stinky box set

# ? Nov 21, 2015 21:11

George Rouncewell: Jul 20, 2007; You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

i would endeavour to burn out faster than the last mods.

I would do this by replacing the rules thread with just goatse, then banning myself for it

# ? Nov 21, 2015 21:14

various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

Make it so banned/probated posters can only post in threads in the gas chamber, but are unable to make new ones. They can also only post once every 30 minutes.

# ? Nov 21, 2015 22:25

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

rubber balls and liquor, for troons!

# ? Nov 21, 2015 22:36

HollywoodDialysis: Jan 19, 2005; not doing nothing; Grimey Drawer

Declare myself Caliph of GBS and command my brave GBS posters to commit poo poo post jihad in D&D.

In return I will honour all 'Plz change my name to...' requests.

# ? Nov 21, 2015 22:42

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

i would fellate ralp and lowtax are you listenign to me lowtax

# ? Nov 21, 2015 22:57

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Incomplete Fish: Apr 22, 2006; Grimey Drawer

As others have mentioned, name changes. Anyone who even slightly hints they dont like their name would get some ridiculous name. Like all those people who got their name changed to Hot Dog Day #10 or whatever.

Also, post my nudes to the mod forum.

# ? Nov 21, 2015 23:04

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