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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Share your worst celebrity encounter
 
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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 Neil Lomax came to my high school and gave some kind of motivational speech which consisted mostly of him bragging about throwing 4 touchdowns in a championship game or something. It was totally Bundyesque. Also, I'm pretty sure he was drunk. This was extra funny because this was a conservative Christian private school that I went to.

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

texaholic posted:

Michael Irvin in a bar in North Dallas. He was playing pool horribly and he bet some serious cash he would win. I was taking a piss and Michael Irvin walked into a stall I heard the unmistakable sound of someone snorting coke. He was talking to himself he said "get it together Mike".

I 100% believe this story.

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