cjs: boolean vars of broken dreams

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prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

indigi posted:

I drink like 100oz of water at work because it's an excuse to be away from my desk fairly frequently

i would drink more, but i get sick of walking to the bathroom. i think i have a smaller bladder than normal people

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:47

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# ? May 9, 2024 11:09

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

i thought we went over this yesterday, nuts don't have liquid in them

hehehehehehhe

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:47

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

cjs: someone abbreviated cubicle as "cubie" so I'm gonna go scream at them until I black out

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:48

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush posted:

Not me, I drink all the time

If your pee isn't clear, you're dehydrated

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

or you have kidney failure

morning pee should be yellow

these are both fake ideas hth

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:48

Liver Disaster: Mar 31, 2012; no more tears

Al! posted:

come on yospos are you seriously going to even be snobby and elitist about the color of someone's piss

search your heart

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:48

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Cat Face Joe posted:

cjs: someone abbreviated cubicle as "cubie" so I'm gonna go scream at them until I black out

i approve of this

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:48

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Al! posted:

come on yospos are you seriously going to even be snobby and elitist about the color of someone's piss

Look at this yellow piss haver

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:49

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

these are both fake ideas hth

if your pee is brown, though, you should see a doctor

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:49

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

prefect posted:

i would drink more, but i get sick of walking to the bathroom. i think i have a smaller bladder than normal people

drink you're own piss

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:50

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Sagebrush posted:

Look at this yellow piss haver

dang al you gonna let Sagebrush say things about your piss

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:50

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

my favorite medications are the ones that make your pee change color.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:51

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

By definition if your pee is yellow you have less water in your body than you could

Embrace liquidity

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:51

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Hail hydrate

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:51

A Wheezy Steampunk: Jul 16, 2006; High School Grads Eligible!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

these are both fake ideas hth

oh?

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:52

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXS5GBuk-GQ

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:53

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Captain Foo posted:

drink you're own piss

i wouldn't do this because i'm terrified that it might be sweet :ohdear:

Sagebrush posted:

Hail hydrate

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:53

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

c koolaid s: cherry koolaid is as good as i remembered it to be

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:55

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

computer parts posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXS5GBuk-GQ

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:55

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

prefect posted:

if your pee is brown, though, you should see a doctor

yep that's probably blood

Sagebrush posted:

By definition if your pee is yellow you have less water in your body than you could

Embrace liquidity

or you've eaten some of the many many things that change your pee's color

it isn't indicative of anything at all since there are waaaaaay too many confounding factors including diuretics and even genetics

you already have excellent built-in mechanisms for determining if you need to drink some water such as your sense of thirst or a dry mouth - comparing your pee color to a chart isn't one of them

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:56

A Wheezy Steampunk: Jul 16, 2006; High School Grads Eligible!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

yep that's probably blood

or you've eaten some of the many many things that change your pee's color

it isn't indicative of anything at all since there are waaaaaay too many confounding factors including diuretics and even genetics

you mean http://www.urinecolors.com/ isn't an accurate source of medical information??

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:57

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

URINE COLOURS NOW!!!

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:58

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

cjs: no butt stuff, piss stuff is fine tho

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:58

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

i love to min/max my bristol scale

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:58

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Tusen Takk posted:

URINE COLOURS NOW!!!

straw, the correct midday color

# ? Jan 28, 2016 19:59

Liver Disaster: Mar 31, 2012; no more tears

minmax deez nuts, my friend

# ? Jan 28, 2016 20:00

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

yep that's probably blood

or you've eaten some of the many many things that change your pee's color

it isn't indicative of anything at all since there are waaaaaay too many confounding factors including diuretics and even genetics

you already have excellent built-in mechanisms for determining if you need to drink some water such as your sense of thirst or a dry mouth - comparing your pee color to a chart isn't one of them

Otoh: shut up

Pee clear and free forever

(Your wife being a doctor didn't make you one too you know)

# ? Jan 28, 2016 20:02

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

bump_fn posted:

cjs: no butt stuff, piss stuff is fine tho

# ? Jan 28, 2016 20:02

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush posted:

Otoh: shut up

Pee clear and free forever

(Your wife being a doctor didn't make you one too you know)

yea gettin told i'm a dumbass about my mistaken medical beliefs on the reg is fun tho

# ? Jan 28, 2016 20:03

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

some real strong ureanormativity itt

# ? Jan 28, 2016 20:03

ambient oatmeal: Jun 23, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

yea gettin told i'm a dumbass about my mistaken medical beliefs on the reg is fun tho

Have you been addressed as Dr over your wife yet

# ? Jan 28, 2016 20:04

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

there's a genetic disease you can have that makes it so that you're crap at processing some nutrients and it turns your pee different colors including green and purple

typically it comes from incest and was occasionally seen in royalty

amish communities have a different one that makes your pee smell like maple syrup

# ? Jan 28, 2016 20:07

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

graph posted:

cjs new massive attack/roots manuva track is 🔥🔥🔥

voodoo in my blood is today's jam, thanks

# ? Jan 28, 2016 20:08

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

As a Millennial I posted:

my refund was high because of my hsa contributions, i guess. idk

what's really weird is that right at the end, i'm just about to hit SUBMIT and turbotax says "oh by the way were you a full time student this year?" i hit "no" and my refund shot up by another 300 bucks

i did not question it

I had to write a $2300 check because we switched our W4s to married but forgot to take off the 1 allowance the IRS recommends.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 20:09

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde