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Nov 23, 2015 20:16
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Seems like this thread isn't the only thing that is sticky.
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Nov 23, 2015 20:17
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Unfortunately my phone has no larynx or any capability of respiration, rendering the phrase "Choke slamming my iphone into a pee jug" inaccurate
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Nov 23, 2015 20:17
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drat, I miss playing darts
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Nov 23, 2015 20:19
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are jose marcelo and francisco aware that you powerslammed your phone through your own piss into a device explicitly used for containing piss
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Nov 23, 2015 20:20
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Mejwell posted:are jose marcelo and francisco aware that you powerslammed your phone through your own piss into a device explicitly used for containing piss No they are not.
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Nov 23, 2015 20:20
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Salt Fish posted:drat, I miss playing darts You should practice more.
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Nov 23, 2015 20:21
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Have you tried peeing on the phone a second time? Maybe more piss could help
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Nov 23, 2015 20:22
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Well, yah bulls eyed the turlet.
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Nov 23, 2015 20:23
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would you say that your surprising aptitude at hitting bullseyes helped vis-à-vis accuracy at throwing your phone directly into a vat of piss
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Nov 23, 2015 20:24
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you should have screamed out PIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS when it happened, OP
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Nov 23, 2015 20:26
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Cowcaster posted:Rather embarassingly (or even more embarassing than spiking my $500 phone into a toilet of my own biological waste), the one thing I lament is my loss of my Final Fantasy Record Keeper save. I have not played a Final Fantasy game since Final Fantasy 7 on the playstation 1, and ridicule those who do. However, I recently downloaded the game onto my phone as a way to kill time during slow hours at my job. Since I have not bought into the money side of the free to play model, my progress in the game has been slow and I have missed out on completing several events because I am low level. This is all a moot point, because I have thrown my phone with a large amount of force directly into a ceramic urn meant for containing effluvia.
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Nov 23, 2015 20:26
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Mejwell posted:would you say that your surprising aptitude at hitting bullseyes helped vis-à-vis accuracy at throwing your phone directly into a vat of piss I would not say this, however I most certainly did chaos dunk my phone directly into a cask of finely warmed pee
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Nov 23, 2015 20:27
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Some might say I powerbombed my phone into a reeking turd house
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Nov 23, 2015 20:31
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Cowcaster posted:I would not say this, however I most certainly did chaos dunk my phone directly into a cask of finely warmed pee iirc it's called a dunk of chaos.
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Nov 23, 2015 20:32
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Cowcaster posted:Some might say I powerbombed my phone into a reeking turd house dont sign your posts!
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Nov 23, 2015 20:33
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If you were prone to exaggeration, you might claim I suplexed my phone into a hot pile of mega diarrhea, although that would not be technically accurate
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Nov 23, 2015 20:34
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I heard on Twitter you whipped your mobile device into a urine-blasted commode. Sucks about your phone dude, use this chance to get a Nexus 6P so your back glass can randomly explode causing you to rage-bend your phone in half.
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Nov 23, 2015 20:34
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I bet you probably won't lick your pee phone.
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Nov 23, 2015 20:35
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Cowcaster posted:As Mejwell pointed out the rice trick is basically an urban myth and the rice does not actually provide any more practical moisture absorption than would be accomplished than leaving it on the window sill, which I did. I am open to the idea that an actual chemical dessicant would have probably been effective, but as has been jokingly noted by forums poster "RideTheSpiral" I had no dessicant readily available at the dive bar where I was playing darts and piledrived my phone into a pot of my own hot piss. did u try using fried rice
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Nov 23, 2015 20:36
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here's a lifehack op. Do a big poo first so if youre lucky the phone will become lodged in the poo and remain dry
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Nov 23, 2015 20:37
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Cowcaster posted:Some might say I powerbombed my phone into a reeking turd house Bah gawd look at the carnage!
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Nov 23, 2015 20:37
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So your saying, you dont sit on the toliet when you pee... (sometimes).
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Nov 23, 2015 20:43
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You gave your phone the old R. Kelly
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Nov 23, 2015 20:47
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This thread is worthy of a stickie? Too bad El Spider isn't mod anymore so he could unstickie it AND probate the OP.
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Nov 23, 2015 20:52
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As a fellow Gamer, I thought you'd appreciate this comic I found... wonder if it's relevant to your situation?? Heheh!  
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Nov 23, 2015 20:55
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This is why I pee sitting down when I wanna play on my phone in the bathroom (or elsewhere).
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Nov 23, 2015 21:06
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Cowcaster posted:As Mejwell pointed out the rice trick is basically an urban myth and the rice does not actually provide any more practical moisture absorption than would be accomplished than leaving it on the window sill, which I did.
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Nov 23, 2015 21:12
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get a load of this idiot the OP I mean, the OP is an idiot
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Nov 23, 2015 21:13
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Crazyeyes posted:This is why I pee sitting down when I wanna play on my phone in the bathroom (or elsewhere). Yah, I mean that's what that little shelf is there for.
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Nov 23, 2015 21:13
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Let it be known that on November 22, 2015, I, forums administrator Cowcaster, did maliciously thrust my phone into a dumphole full of pee juice
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Nov 23, 2015 21:19
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zen death robot posted:You stuck your hand into a bar toilet While this is true, I would like to emphasize the fact that I also stuck my phone into a bar toilet
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Nov 23, 2015 21:24
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Yes but your hand was in a bar toilet So many germs all over you and probably the pocket of the pants you probably stuck the paper tower wrapped phone in as you left. Did you tell your new mexican friends you dropped your phone in the toilet when you were about to pull up some quality porn to jack it in the bathroom?
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Nov 23, 2015 21:37
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Cowcaster posted:While this is true, I would like to emphasize the fact that I also stuck my phone into a bar toilet yeah but you can always buy a new phone
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Nov 23, 2015 21:50
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your final fantasy save is probably safe on the cloud, unless you peed on that too
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Nov 23, 2015 22:09
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Hey twitter told me I should check out the thread. Best of luck op and stay safe pissphone ghost
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Nov 23, 2015 22:10
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symbolic posted:it's still worth a shot, as opposed to plunking down $600 for a new phone since you hurled yours into an electrolyte fishbowl OP was a big dumb idiot and left the phone turned on while he dried it the last time, or maybe it was one of those dumb phone designs where you can't actually remove the battery. The actual damage comes from electrical shorts and poo poo, which can melt or burn out parts of the circuit board. Drying it out now would be about as effective as smashing into a burnt-down house and replacing the fire alarm batteries.
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Nov 23, 2015 22:28
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EngineerSean posted:your final fantasy save is probably safe on the cloud, unless you peed on that too piss cloud
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Nov 23, 2015 22:38
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shameful deeds WRT phones and urinals ITT; everyone check it out
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Nov 23, 2015 23:04
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You'll need that new phone to call a doctor when the Typhoid sets in! I would also like to hear the official (phone) diagnosis from the Genius at the Apple store. Actually maybe ask him or her to diagnose you as well, as long as you are there. Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Nov 23, 2015 |
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