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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

abigserve posted:

Kramer: jerry, you gotta help me

Jerry: Why what is it?

K: I'm in over my head with these isis people jerry, at first I thought I agreed with their world view but the next thing you know VRRRRRRRROOT! No more pig meat.

George: Pig meat? Like, pork?

K: ANY MEAT FROM A PIG, george, and you know if I can't eat pork I'm not kramer. I've got three brides at home and I can't THINK straight!

G: Hey what part of the pig is bacon?

J: The bacon glands.
*Kramer starts stuffing deli meats into his mouth*

J: Look at this you're getting sausage all over my counter!

K: Mmthelp me jherry! HELPTH ME *sausage and spittle is everywhere*

J: I'm afraid I'm allah out of ideas.


jesus christ why do these never get old lmao

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

The Puppet Master posted:

slight not serious counterpoint: Nation of Islam


everybody always focuses on how they killed malcolm and how farrakhan literally brags about it without being arrested, but if you look up the fact that the religion was started by an fbi investigated white con man who disappeared from the face of the earth after meeting elijah muhammad who then took his job and thus his wealth, it gets much much more interesting

so the guy who had 8 or so kids with his secretaries took power after the last guy disappeared

but im not implying anything

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