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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
makes you sound classy as gently caress when you say lmao out loud


speaking of french people we had some french people stay in our airbnb last night. a couple and another guy I think that was their situation. the guys were attractive and classy and the girl was hot as gently caress her body was off the mother fuckin hook. my wife said "they're not going to gently caress us are they :(" as we realise we are out of their league

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black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
does your fat wife know you spend all day posting on a computer forum about her

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
i looked for a chairman pepe for your meme thread but couldn't find one. sorry

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
gas and ban op

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

echinopsis posted:

makes you sound classy as gently caress when you say lmao out loud



Actually it doesn't

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

black pete posted:

does your fat wife know you spend all day posting on a computer forum about her

yeah

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

my friend had a cat named chairman meow

it was probably one of 100,000 cats named chairman meow, but it was p. clever and cool in high school

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
If you invite me to ur air b n b I can promise u the exact opposite situation where you and your wife look each other in the eye and say thank for we don't have to have sex with that loser

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
id let you watch us have sex and jerk off if you wanted tho

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
you really are a quality gentleman echopenis

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

what an offer

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.

Sagebrush posted:

my friend had a cat named chairman meow

it was probably one of 100,000 cats named chairman meow, but it was p. clever and cool in high school

He sounds like a stupid oval office

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

bump_fn posted:

gas and ban op

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
mishaq I thought we were like good mates now and then you do this :cry:

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
mishaq what did you do. you'll never see echopenis hairy butthole as he shags his fat missus while you jerk off

seriulsy man what the gently caress

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
um i trim and or shave all of those areas friend

in fact I just got a in shower body trimmer the other day. its nice. nice and close. trim everywhere and shave on the sack. a good combo

Mondrian
Jan 8, 2011

echinopsis posted:

id let you watch us have sex and jerk off if you wanted tho

best of cuck to you op

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

echinopsis posted:

um i trim and or shave all of those areas friend

in fact I just got a in shower body trimmer the other day. its nice. nice and close. trim everywhere and shave on the sack. a good combo

updating yospos dot db2

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn
nice I can't believe you had hot guests. drat!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ericadia posted:

nice I can't believe you had hot guests. drat!

cheers bud

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn
:cheers:

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
A clean, freshly shaved scrotum feels fantastic. I would highly recommend trying it to all my friends in the 'pos

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzTKGa_Zol8

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

vodkat posted:

A clean, freshly shaved scrotum feels fantastic. I would highly recommend trying it to all my friends in the 'pos

how do you deal with the chaffing or excessive sweat running down balls/thighs???????????????????

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Ericadia posted:

how do you deal with the chaffing or excessive sweat running down balls/thighs???????????????????

this has never been a problem for me

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
just wear some moisture wicking underarmour

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Silver Alicorn posted:

just wear some moisture wicking underarmour

Under armour is v good

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I wouldn't know

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ericadia posted:

how do you deal with the chaffing or excessive sweat running down balls/thighs???????????????????

yeah for some reason a shaven sack is never an issue but shaving (rather than trimming) anywhere else leads to ingrowns and rashes and nastiness

idk why. this http://www.shavershop.net.nz/online-store/body-groomers/remington-mantrim-body-groomer.html is what I got. surely you guys can get it chjeaper from amazon. works in the shower.

the head also has two ends, one is for courser hair and the other end gets like 0.2mm? its like day after shaving length but isnt shaving so doesnt cause that issue

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Ericadia posted:

how do you deal with the chaffing or excessive sweat running down balls/thighs???????????????????
squeegee

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn
good tips guys thanks

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
ask me anything about eliminating hair around your gennies

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
bump

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
Dick hair trimming/shaving is a courteous and gentlemanly thing to do. Also makes ur wiener look like a porn wiener.

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
Echi, does your wifey make dudes wear condoms when she gives the BJs? What precautions do u do to prevent the STDs and super AIDS.

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn
I've been away a while, is echo pens + wife swingers now?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
el Mao :ese:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
the New Zealand accent would totally kill my chub

Mondrian
Jan 8, 2011

The Management posted:

the New Zealand accent would totally kill my chub

what the gently caress is a chib?

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ericadia posted:

I've been away a while, is echo pens + wife swingers now?

open marriage

i'd recommend so far our own (as in wife and I) passion and sex drive for each other has been as strong if not stronger than it's every been.
as far of the rest of it goes it's very different than I guess I presumed it would go. certainly not going cougar hunting although at one point i thought I would. i've kinda got a girl in another city now which idk how it happened but shes cool and gets that I am in a open marriage and I just know there is heartbreak somewhere but at least I will have my wife to go back to. its funny coz here on the pos most people assume this is the jumping of the shark as far as my marriage goes but right now I can honestly say my marriage is stronger than its ever been

imagine being married, but you have a crush on a person. instead of that festering into resentment or an affair, its just something you're free to chase. win win if you ask me

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