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m. night shayamalan: okay, so here's my pitch. it's going to be a historical peice on the rise and fall of one, Adolf Hitler - an early 20th century German politician. Hollywood exec: Well mr. shayamalan, I think I speak for everyone when i say that this Adolf character sounds fascinating, but it seems like it's missing the magic shayamalan touch. what's going to set this apart from the other original, "feel good" biopics out there, like "Steve Jobs" and more recently, "Steve Jobs"? Shayamalan [smirking]: Well...here's the thing...there's a twist! [all executives heads shoot up, astonished] shyalaman: you see Adolf Hitler is often portrayed as "Good", but in this movie I drop that premise and write him as... execs: [giddidly leaning in, in unison] yes? shylaman: ...in this movie, hes...BAD! *executives gasp, one person outright faints* head exec: [visibly shaken, but clapping] You've done it again, Mr shylamalan, youve done it again. |
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Piso Mojado posted:m. night shayamalan: okay, so here's my pitch. it's going to be a historical peice on the rise and fall of one, Adolf Hitler - an early 20th century German politician. |
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really glad someones' speaking truth to power in this forum, already so full of people whosay hitler is Good (he's not.)
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Piso Mojado posted:m. night shayamalan: okay, so here's my pitch. it's going to be a historical peice on the rise and fall of one, Adolf Hitler - an early 20th century German politician.
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wether or not hitler was good is probably the most hotly contested subjects of our time but honestly the "hitler was bad" side is mostly filled with sjw trolls who refuse to have open discussions about it
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Killing that many Jews only shows Hitlers dedication to sticking to a tight schedule and ensuring that the job is done efficiently. Considering the financial issues Germany was suffering at the time as well it shows his commitment to sticking to a budget and financial responsibility. I'd hire him in a heartbeat |
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Dec 1, 2015 03:34
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Jim Carey in Liar Liar: Hitler is guhhh- guhhh - Hiter is guuuuhhhhhh- HITLER IS GUUHHHHHHHOD DAMNED BAD
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Dec 1, 2015 04:47
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Ace of Baes posted:Jim Carey in Liar Liar: Hitler is guhhh- guhhh - Hiter is guuuuhhhhhh- HITLER IS GUUHHHHHHHOD DAMNED BAD |
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Dec 1, 2015 04:48
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The D.A.R.E. drug rabbit but hes trying to get kids to read Mein Kampf.
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Ace of Baes posted:Jim Carey in Liar Liar: Hitler is guhhh- guhhh - Hiter is guuuuhhhhhh- HITLER IS GUUHHHHHHHOD DAMNED BAD lol |
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Dec 1, 2015 04:53
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Ace of Baes posted:Jim Carey in Liar Liar: Hitler is guhhh- guhhh - Hiter is guuuuhhhhhh- HITLER IS GUUHHHHHHHOD DAMNED BAD ol |
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Ace of Baes posted:The D.A.R.E. drug rabbit Ace of Baes posted:but hes trying to get kids to read Mein Kampf. |
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*nasally* Hello, I'm Ira Glass and today on our show, three stories about one person, or more precisely, one question - Was Adolf Hitler actually really bad? Stay tuned. |
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Piso Mojado posted:*nasally* Hello, I'm Ira Glass and today on our show, three stories about one person, or more precisely, one question - Was Adolf Hitler actually really bad? Stay tuned.
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smoobles posted:the fact that you don't see anyone named hitler, or adolf, or having that mustache, means that hitler basically won I know a guy named Adolf he's the supervisor of the all-white, higher paid, departmnt of a small town Texas workshop ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Corbae posted:Killing that many Jews only shows Hitlers dedication to sticking to a tight schedule and ensuring that the job is done efficiently. Considering the financial issues Germany was suffering at the time as well it shows his commitment to sticking to a budget and financial responsibility. I'd hire him in a heartbeat hire hitler! |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I don't like smoking (tobacco), but if it'd piss off that Hitler guy, I'd support this. the joke is that the people in hitler's bunker threw hitler's and eva braun's bodies into a ditch and lit it on fire after they died. They were on aflame, after they had expired. |
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Ace of Baes posted:Jim Carey in Liar Liar: Hitler is guhhh- guhhh - Hiter is guuuuhhhhhh- HITLER IS GUUHHHHHHHOD DAMNED BAD
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Dec 1, 2015 19:24
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Ace of Baes posted:Jim Carey in Liar Liar: Hitler is guhhh- guhhh - Hiter is guuuuhhhhhh- HITLER IS GUUHHHHHHHOD DAMNED BAD |
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Dec 1, 2015 19:34
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Im doing a report on world war 2 and get this--my position is, hitler was bad |
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Dec 1, 2015 19:58
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nobody is really all good or all bad |
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Dec 2, 2015 03:52
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Zorodius posted:nobody is really all good or all bad i disagree. an example would be hitler, who was bad
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Dec 2, 2015 04:21
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Lizard Wizard posted:hire hitler!
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who is this man , always smiling, and playful in photos and film alike, and by every account is considered extremely friendly by everyone who knew him ? |
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Dec 2, 2015 10:17
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He has beautiful hair.
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i jeard this guy was ike, a murderer ro something. he seems really nice in all of the recorded footage of him btu I attended a seminar by a guy called Dr. Israel Gemgovitz, and he said he killed 20 million jews? ... thats kind of racist.. i bet if all of his friends and family knew he did that they wouldnt have loved him so much |
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Hitler hosted the olympics and put it on TV before anyone even had TVs and everyone loved him everyone was like "man hitler is the coolest" and then he betrayed everyone, like literally everyone in the whole world except for the other dudes who turned evil w/ him. |
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[me, doing squats at the gym] 8...Hitler is bad 9...Hitler is bad 10...Hitler...(struggling)...is bad |
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hitler juust needed a good fat hit of weed smoke to get him calmed down and that's the real evil here: the criminalization of marijuana.
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:hitler juust needed a good fat hit of weed smoke to get him calmed down and that's the real evil here: the criminalization of marijuana. isntead he chose to inject himself with bull semen... say no to anim,al cum kids
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Salmiakki posted:isntead he chose to inject himself with bull semen... say no to anim,al cum kids lol is that true |
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Dec 2, 2015 17:58
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i must have missed that post on coolhitlerfacts.net |
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alnilam posted:lol is that true its 100% true, thats our hitler *sitcom theme plays*
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hitler in a desperate attempt to get high started burning as many things as possible and huffing in hopes of discovering the new marijuana. he tried everything: parsley, thyme, habiscus trees, wormwood, 6 million jews
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moral question of the day: if you learned about a nazi researched superdrug on erowid one day....do you hit it?
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Corbae posted:what if we are wrong and he was in fact good? hitler likes it when his tiny sex sl;ave gives him one long lick along his giant dong |
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http://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/4127/ |
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it's history stuff bro I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake |
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Gepetto: now, what have we learned about Hitler? Pinocchio: that he is...good? *nose grows longer* |
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you know, another thing about hitler is: he killed Brandon
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