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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
well clearly you guys weren't paying attention, there was an advert where a guy did a dance to some music while wearing lady clothes, he did a dance and everything

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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
what was that advert for

i swear i never even heard of it do i just live under a rock or something

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.
I'm quite internet savvy and I can't say that advert left any impression on the sites I regularly visit such as stormfront, hammerskins, reddit, whiterevolution and somethingawful.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

XMNN posted:

what was that advert for

i swear i never even heard of it do i just live under a rock or something

It was for a price comparison website. I refuse to give it free advertising by saying which one.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
if i try my hardest i can usually manage to avoid adverts these days except when I go to the cinema, but even then it's pretty painful to sit through

if I see one more animal doing a quirky thing to quirky music or I have to listen to Matt Berry's voice being quirky again while a quirky thing happens one more time i will burn this country to the ground i swear to god

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


New Statesman's George Eaton saying Danczuk has been suspended by Labour.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
If he's to be suspended for sexual activities it should at least be in the manner of Stephen Milligan.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

the 2015 wipe is up on youtube already if you cant bbc it and i can confirm it is full of pigfucking jokes. to be fair charlie does make the reasonable point that entire source of the thing was an anecdote from someone who knew someone but out of simple hatred for cammy im choosing to believe and will continue to maliciously spread the rumour to anyone who hasnt heard it while probably adding some more vile embellishments

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

forkboy84 posted:

New Statesman's George Eaton saying Danczuk has been suspended by Labour.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35204398

No official quotes there but its made the BBC.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

serious gaylord posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35204398

No official quotes there but its made the BBC.

The official Labour statement, shared by a Sky reporter: https://twitter.com/SophyRidgeSky/status/682532374761046017



e: oh, it's been added to the BBC story now.

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

forkboy84 posted:

New Statesman's George Eaton saying Danczuk has been suspended by Labour.

Happy New Year!

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
Thank you Jesus for this late Christmas present. :toot:

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
He's getting an absolute pasting on twitter. Its glorious.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
The best bit is he's not going to get the media career he's been angling for.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


serious gaylord posted:

He's getting an absolute pasting on twitter. Its glorious.

I can't believe I'm not joining in. I think he's such a bellend but I can't find it in me to get worked up over "immorality". He sent some dirty texts to someone who sent some back. Maybe they got more intimate. But unless the age of consent has been raised I can't get that bothered by an old man being really creepy. Yes, there's truth in it being an abuse of a position of power with someone wanting to work for him so I also am not mad he's suspended. But it just felt like his xenophobia is worse than getting dirty with a 17 year old.

Still, it's kind of funny that he's been suspended & hopefully leads to deselection.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Oh i dont give a toss about him texting a 17 year old, I'm loving the fact hes spent the past 3 months trying to set himself up as the labour martyr thats been ousted by corbynites, the MP who refused to get on a plane to china because he wasn't going first class, the mp who turned up at the floods and then went to a bar to get pissed after 15 minutes and one interview and the MP who spent 6 weeks writing for The Sun and getting a more and more inflated sense of self worth.

And its all come crashing down. Resignation is the only option open to him at this point, and where will he go from there? loving nowhere, thats where.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


serious gaylord posted:

Oh i dont give a toss about him texting a 17 year old, I'm loving the fact hes spent the past 3 months trying to set himself up as the labour martyr thats been ousted by corbynites, the MP who refused to get on a plane to china because he wasn't going first class, the mp who turned up at the floods and then went to a bar to get pissed after 15 minutes and one interview and the MP who spent 6 weeks writing for The Sun and getting a more and more inflated sense of self worth.

And its all come crashing down. Resignation is the only option open to him at this point, and where will he go from there? loving nowhere, thats where.

Resignation suggests Danczuk has any hint of shame, & I don't think that's the case. He'll hang on even if it means being an independent who loses the Labour whip.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
The twist is that Corbyn paid the 17 year old to seduce Danzcuk and it's all been a Machiavellian scheme all along.

Pork Pie Hat
Apr 27, 2011

serious gaylord posted:

And its all come crashing down. Resignation is the only option open to him at this point, and where will he go from there? loving nowhere, thats where.

What's UKIP's stance on white middle aged sex pests? I can imagine them taking him and Danczuk trying to claim that they are the authentic voice of the white working class that Labour used to be etc etc.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jakabite posted:

The twist is that Corbyn paid the 17 year old to seduce Danzcuk and it's all been a Machiavellian scheme all along.

Comically enough this was back in July, before the leadership contest really got off the ground.

Pork Pie Hat posted:

What's UKIP's stance on white middle aged sex pests?

Instant position in the cabinet.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Pork Pie Hat posted:

What's UKIP's stance on white middle aged sex pests?
Muslim grooming gangs are taking all the jobs off honest British pervs. :argh:

e:

Tesseraction posted:

Comically enough this was back in July, before the leadership contest really got off the ground.
Is there no end to Corbyn's 12 dimensional chess antics?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010


Neg the floods, DanzCuck

Edit:

Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Dec 31, 2015

oxford_town
Aug 6, 2009
It's unlikely he will actually go over this.

He sent sexualised text messages to a woman who was much younger, but still above the age of consent.

It's creepy, but this is a story that will blow over pretty quickly.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

oxford_town posted:

It's unlikely he will actually go over this.

He sent sexualised text messages to a woman who was much younger, but still above the age of consent.

It's creepy, but this is a story that will blow over pretty quickly.

It depends how hard the Sun want to gently caress him. If they decide to really crank the tabloid outrage machine, he's done. Even if it stops at this it'll at least shut him up for a while.

I would bet money this isn't his only slip, too. Again, it depends on how much they want to dig. I doubt Karen Danczuk will hold back any juicy stories if she can get get picture in the paper.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

oxford_town posted:

It's unlikely he will actually go over this.

He sent sexualised text messages to a woman who was much younger, but still above the age of consent.

It's creepy, but this is a story that will blow over pretty quickly.


Well at least he asked.

:barf:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

oxford_town posted:

It's unlikely he will actually go over this.

He sent sexualised text messages to a woman who was much younger, but still above the age of consent.

It's creepy, but this is a story that will blow over pretty quickly.

Well it depends, she was applying for a job and he did this. It could be considered a minor criminal offence RE: abuse of position of trust. Additionally since sexual images of under-18s are legally considered child porn, any requests (even unrequited) for a naughty photo would absolutely be a crime. Probably not enough to have him see 90 days of jail time, but if he's put on the sex offender's register that alone will be hilarious.

With any luck the monstering will make him rethink his attacks of Jez.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
is this the place where I can bitch about the DWP and HMRC being completely unable to communicate with each other? Because I stopped signing on in October, wasn't sent a P45 so have been taxed all of this year as if I have zero personal allowance, or a little over £500 more than I should have. And to top it all off, when telling HMRC about it this morning (and log myself as having a company car), their phone line went to poo poo so I had to call them back again just to double check, wasting a good hour of my day. Surely HMRC would have had a record *somewhere* of me signing on and off, wouldn't they?

JoylessJester
Sep 13, 2012

Yeah at least now he's not a figure head for the labour right.

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

I can't think of any other job than MP where you'd have the option to resign, rather than getting fired, for sexually harassing a 17 year old who comes to you looking for a job.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Danzcuk types like the teenage girls he hopes to ensnare.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
Yeah, unless he did something illegal he's going to have to resign and that relies on him having a sense of shame.

On the other hand, the tabloids are detailing how he's a dirty old man and that probably means he's not going to be their go-to-guy for Labour dissent anymore and he won't be getting a column when he goes. Which will probably break him psychologically.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



pumpinglemma posted:

I can't think of any other job than MP where you'd have the option to resign, rather than getting fired, for sexually harassing a 17 year old who comes to you looking for a job.

The church? They would be happy the harassee was so old, and not a boy.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Surely HMRC would have had a record *somewhere* of me signing on and off, wouldn't they?

Probably not, different departments do interface but you'd have to go to the DWP to ask for your job seeker logs, which were on paper when I was there in 2013 and I doubt IDS and the cuts have helped improve the systems.

That said, they're unlikely to burn those so soon after you leave, so try hitting up your local JC+

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
lol at the papers running the "Sick mp targets young woman" angle and then posting the most provocative pictures they can find of said 17 year old.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
If nothing else, we have an av for anyone who acts like a creeper.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
gently caress that, someone shrink it and buy it as a smilie

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

XMNN posted:

Yeah, unless he did something illegal he's going to have to resign and that relies on him having a sense of shame.
They could withdraw the Labour whip and leave him as an independent dead man walking until 2020. I doubt the Tories or UKIP will touch him.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

gently caress that, someone shrink it and buy it as a smilie
Someone make wink.

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

They could withdraw the Labour whip and leave him as an independent dead man walking until 2020. I doubt the Tories or UKIP will touch him.

I'm laughing at the idea that UKIP have any standards

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